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:''[After appearing in a recruitment film for [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]], [[Homer]] decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle initial.]'' | :''[After appearing in a recruitment film for [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]], [[Homer]] decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle initial.]'' | ||
:'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?" | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?" | ||
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:'''Homer''': "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!" | :'''Homer''': "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!" | ||
:'''Grampa''': "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! ''[fondly remembering]'' Though she was a demon in the sack!" | :'''Grampa''': "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! ''[fondly remembering]'' Though she was a demon in the sack!" | ||
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:''[The family tries to help [[Homer]] with the S.A.G. form.]'' | :''[The family tries to help [[Homer]] with the S.A.G. form.]'' | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': "Why not just make up a middle name?" | :'''[[Bart]]''': "Why not just make up a middle name?" | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application." | :'''[[Marge]]''': "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies." | :'''Homer''': "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies." | ||
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:''[In search of [[Homer]]'s middle name, he and [[Grampa]] visit [[Groovy Grove Natural Farm]], the commune where Homer's mom [[Mona Simpson|Mona]] went after leaving Abe. They meet [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]], middle-aged hippies who now run a [[Groovy Grove Juice Corporation|juice business]] at the farm. They remember Mona.]'' | :''[In search of [[Homer]]'s middle name, he and [[Grampa]] visit [[Groovy Grove Natural Farm]], the commune where Homer's mom [[Mona Simpson|Mona]] went after leaving Abe. They meet [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]], middle-aged hippies who now run a [[Groovy Grove Juice Corporation|juice business]] at the farm. They remember Mona.]'' | ||
:'''Seth''': "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick." | :'''Seth''': "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick." | ||
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:'''Grampa''': "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" ''[He laughs.]'' | :'''Grampa''': "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" ''[He laughs.]'' | ||
:''[Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]'' | :''[Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]'' | ||
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:''[Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Marge]] to go along with him.]'' | :''[Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Marge]] to go along with him.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!" | :'''Homer''': "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!" | :'''Homer''': "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!" | ||
:'''Marge''': ''[grumbles]'' "I think you've had too much strawberry wine." | :'''Marge''': ''[grumbles]'' "I think you've had too much strawberry wine." | ||
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:''[While cleaning house, [[Marge]] notices an empty space where the couch is supposed to be. Then she hears a scream coming from outside. Investigating, she goes outside and sees that [[Maude Flanders]] is screaming at the sight of [[Homer]] lying naked on the couch, playing with his Frisbee.]'' | :''[While cleaning house, [[Marge]] notices an empty space where the couch is supposed to be. Then she hears a scream coming from outside. Investigating, she goes outside and sees that [[Maude Flanders]] is screaming at the sight of [[Homer]] lying naked on the couch, playing with his Frisbee.]'' | ||
:'''Maude''': ''[still screaming]'' "Help! Oh, I've never seen anything like- ''[covers eyes]'' My eyes have been soiled!" | :'''Maude''': ''[still screaming]'' "Help! Oh, I've never seen anything like- ''[covers eyes]'' My eyes have been soiled!" | ||
:'''Homer''': ''[standing up facing Maude]'' "Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!" | :'''Homer''': ''[standing up facing Maude]'' "Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!" | ||
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:''[At Groovy Grove, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] to go along with him to freak people out.]'' | :''[At Groovy Grove, [[Homer]] tries to get [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] to go along with him to freak people out.]'' | ||
:'''Seth''': "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but ''[sighing]'' we've got a big order to fill." | :'''Seth''': "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but ''[sighing]'' we've got a big order to fill." | ||
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:'''Seth''': "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!" | :'''Seth''': "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!" | ||
:'''Homer''': "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!" | :'''Homer''': "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!" | ||
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:''[After his Frisbee ruins a whole batch of juice, [[Homer]] resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] sleep. Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]'' | :''[After his Frisbee ruins a whole batch of juice, [[Homer]] resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while [[Seth]] and [[Munchie]] sleep. Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]'' | ||
:'''Homer''': ''[to Munchie]'' "Good morning, starshine! ''[to Seth]'' Seth." | :'''Homer''': ''[to Munchie]'' "Good morning, starshine! ''[to Seth]'' Seth." | ||
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:'''Seth''': "Homer ... those were our '''personal''' vegetables." | :'''Seth''': "Homer ... those were our '''personal''' vegetables." | ||
:'''Homer''': "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients." | :'''Homer''': "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients." | ||
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:''[Stopped in traffic,[[Ned Flanders]] drinks the juice in his car, and is shocked at his hallucinations.]'' | :''[Stopped in traffic,[[Ned Flanders]] drinks the juice in his car, and is shocked at his hallucinations.]'' | ||
:'''Flanders''': "Huh?" | :'''Flanders''': "Huh?" | ||
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:'''Hammer Lips''': "Pucker up, Ned!" | :'''Hammer Lips''': "Pucker up, Ned!" | ||
:''[The Hammer comes closer to Ned and attempts to kiss him. Ned screams.]'' | :''[The Hammer comes closer to Ned and attempts to kiss him. Ned screams.]'' | ||
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:''[The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. [[Chief Wiggum]] notices [[Lou]] spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]'' | :''[The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. [[Chief Wiggum]] notices [[Lou]] spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]'' | ||
:'''Wiggum''': "Lou. Lou! Are you all right?" | :'''Wiggum''': "Lou. Lou! Are you all right?" | ||
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:'''Wiggum''': "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!" | :'''Wiggum''': "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!" | ||
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- [After appearing in a recruitment film for Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle initial.]
- Homer: "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?"
- Grampa: "How should I know? It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking,"
- Homer: "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!"
- Grampa: "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! [fondly remembering] Though she was a demon in the sack!"
- [The family tries to help Homer with the S.A.G. form.]
- Bart: "Why not just make up a middle name?"
- Lisa: "You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit."
- Homer: "No! Homer Simpson never lies twice on the same form. He never has and he never will."
- Marge: "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application."
- Homer: "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies."
- [In search of Homer's middle name, he and Grampa visit Groovy Grove Natural Farm, the commune where Homer's mom Mona went after leaving Abe. They meet Seth and Munchie, middle-aged hippies who now run a juice business at the farm. They remember Mona.]
- Seth: "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick."
- Munchie: "And a demon in the sack!" [They both chuckle.]
- Grampa: "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" [He laughs.]
- [Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]
- [Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, Homer tries to get Marge to go along with him.]
- Homer: "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!"
- Marge: "That ain't gonna happen, bub."
- Homer: "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!"
- Marge: [grumbles] "I think you've had too much strawberry wine."
- [While cleaning house, Marge notices an empty space where the couch is supposed to be. Then she hears a scream coming from outside. Investigating, she goes outside and sees that Maude Flanders is screaming at the sight of Homer lying naked on the couch, playing with his Frisbee.]
- Maude: [still screaming] "Help! Oh, I've never seen anything like- [covers eyes] My eyes have been soiled!"
- Homer: [standing up facing Maude] "Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!"
- [At Groovy Grove, Homer tries to get Seth and Munchie to go along with him to freak people out.]
- Seth: "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but [sighing] we've got a big order to fill."
- Homer: [sarcastically] "Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for."
- Munchie: "I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours."
- Seth: "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!"
- Homer: "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!"
- [After his Frisbee ruins a whole batch of juice, Homer resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while Seth and Munchie sleep. Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]
- Homer: [to Munchie] "Good morning, starshine! [to Seth] Seth."
- [Seth and Munchie notice the empty field and gasp.]
- Munchie: "What's going on?"
- Seth: "What happened to our crops?"
- Homer: "I picked 'em, juiced 'em, and delivered 'em to every store in town. Your business is saved!"
- Munchie: "But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order!"
- Homer: "That's what I thought at first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn! The one with the camouflage netting."
- Munchie: "Uh-oh."
- Seth: "Homer ... those were our personal vegetables."
- Homer: "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients."
- [Stopped in traffic,Ned Flanders drinks the juice in his car, and is shocked at his hallucinations.]
- Flanders: "Huh?"
- [Teddy bears and skeletons cross the road and laugh.]
- Skeleton: "Mornin', Ned!"
- [Next, marching hammers cross the road, and one looks at Ned, showing that it has the Rolling Stones' "Lips & Tongue."]
- Hammer Lips: "Pucker up, Ned!"
- [The Hammer comes closer to Ned and attempts to kiss him. Ned screams.]
- [The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. Chief Wiggum notices Lou spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]
- Wiggum: "Lou. Lou! Are you all right?"
- Lou: "The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana."
- Wiggum: "I ... see."
- [Wiggum grabs the bottle from Lou, dips a fingertip into the juice, and has a taste.]
- Wiggum: "My God, it's nothing but carrots and peyote!"
- Eddie: "Damn longhairs never learn, Chief."
- Wiggum: "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!"
