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Big Jamshed is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update. It requires Jay to be obtained.

During the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update, the questline unlocked Jay.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Jay My son little Jamshed is coming back to Springfield. He's been, as they say, stuck in limbo! I'm not too good at limbo. Those sticks are racist against fat guys. Not that limbo! I am talking about the state of transitional oblivion! In other words, college. If Sanjay is owned: Task: "Make Sanjay Prepare a Room for Jamshed". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Sanjay is not owned: Task: "Make Apu Prepare a Room for Jamshed". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Word on the street's that your son is taking over your spot at the Kwik-E-Mart. It's true. I have de-cockroached my last Squishee machine. I want to do something different with my life. Ah, the old midlife crisis. Too bad you're not young, rad, hip, ballin' and buzzfeedin' like me, Daddy-o. Mr. Simpson, you're a walking monument of a midlife crisis. Shows what you know. Dr. Hibbert said according to my cholesterol count my midlife happened when I was 20. New Character: Jay Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark I'm ready to take my jam to the Kwik-E-Mart! And all it took was a $200,000 business degree. Now it's time for some hot yoga! Ah, my son – with maturity you have abandoned your anti-traditional views! Nah, Pops, I'm still not down with that Indian shizz. Yoga's just what's chill right now. Task: "Make Jay Do Yoga". The job takes 8 hours. You look a little... older than I remember. Yeah, doing a full course load at Wharton while mopping floors in a bank all night will do that to a kid. Hmmm... nobody around here ever seems to age. I credit clean living. And yes, I said that without a trace of self-reflective irony. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark Why don't I find it surprising that all the food is packed with unhealthy preservatives? What's your beef with preserved fake-beef? The scientists at the National Preservatives Council say it's good for you. You should listen to my science Homer. Look at me, I'm in awesome shape! Stop by, and I'll show you how to make your favorite foods with kale and cauliflower. Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to manage a pushup! I'll have you know I'm an expert at the "lowering down" part of pushups. Task: "Make Jay Prepare Food at the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Homer Shop for Broceries". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 2 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jay's exclamation mark Come by the Kwik-E-Mart. We have healthy vegetarian culture foods, and our new inclusive signature: the LGBTQIA sandwich! Sounds like my kind of lunch food! It's lentils, goat cheese, bacon, tomato, quinoa, iceberg lettuce and asiago. Wait a minute there! There's bacon in there! How can you say that's vegetarian? I said vegetarian CULTURE. Pure vegetarianism is so "the aughts." Why would you want to live without bacon? He's got you there, Lisa. I eat so much of the stuff that people are always telling me they smell bacon when I'm around. Task: "Make Jay Work a Kwik-E-Mart 1hr Shift". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Springfielders Buy Health Food" (x6). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 3 hours. I sense a bit of hypocrisy. You're anti-Kwik-E-Mart, AND you work here? It's all about the Benjies, girl-dude. I need to maintain my lifestyle somehow. And the Kwik-E-Mart isn't going anywhere. You'd literally need a tank to take this place out! Cool coincidence! The police department is considering getting a tank right now! No, piggy, I don't mean LITERALLY literally! I want to crush the Kwik-E-Mart from the inside and then set up my own store! A totally millennial, religiously void, and secular store! How I wish for such a place! I can grant that wish for your own store... or for a tank! Whichever method you use, just offer me some donuts! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark That's strange. I'm feeling more aggressive, my voice is getting a little deeper, and... helllllo, Sherri and Terri! Teehee, hi, Bart! Another grey hair... my eye wrinkles are expanding... my tramp stamp is fading. WHAT'S GOING ON? HI EVERY OLD BODY!!! What it seems you are experiencing is the natural process of aging! Aging? But I anti-oxidize and hydrate every day! What caused all of this? Is it something in the food? In all actuallyness, it is something NOT in the food! The preservatives in the terrible food you used to eat kept you preserved! Who'd a thunk it?! Task: "Make Springfielders Buy Unhealthy Food" (x6). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 3 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20