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| Highland Games
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Highland Games is a premium quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tap Ball content update. It requires Sportacus to be obtained.
Dialogue
| After obtaining Sportacus
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Ach, a sporting-goods store! Willie needs some equipment for that grand Scottish tradition -- the Highland Games!
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You there -- clerk! I want to buy a caber. It's a long, heavy wooden pole, tapered at one end--
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I know what they are. Aisle 6.
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Wait, yer sayin' you actually carry cabers?
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The sign says “All your sports equipment needs.” I've never known a sign to lie.
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Usually the way this works is, I go to a store, ask them if they have some ridiculous Scottish thing, and they act like they've never heard of it.
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This makes Willie hoppin' mad. Then Willie punches the clerk and spends the night in jail.
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It's a grand old time. I was expecting that was how this would go.
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No, sir. Aisle 6 for cabers.
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Hold on, I'm not done yet. I don't suppose you stock any Maide Leisg?
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Scottish for “lazy stick,” used in traditional tests of strength. Aisle 7.
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Crivens! How about this -- in one particularly silly event, we toss sheafs of wheat over a pole. Highest toss wins.
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Wheat sheafs and pitchforks are next to the tennis rackets. 20-pound and 10-pound sheafs available.
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What if another Scot is eyeballin' my lass, and I need to clock him over the skull with a traditional Scottish skull-clockin' hammer?
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They're behind the CrossFit stuff.
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I can see you're gonna give Willie no cause to pick a fight. And for that I will be forever sorry.
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| Task: "Make Willie Buy Sports Equipment". The job takes place at Sportacus and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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