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{{TB|Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.}}
 
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{{TB|I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin’-to-call-INS bastard!}}
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{{TB|I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin'-to-call-INS bastard!}}
 
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!}}
 
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{{TB|Aye, it’ll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you’ll age like a fine whiskey in a cask of Willie’s man musk.}}
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{{TB|Aye, it'll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you'll age like a fine whiskey in a cask of Willie's man musk.}}
 
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{{TB|Ha! No way, Seymour.}}
 
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{{TB|Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It’ll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!}}
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{{TB|Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It'll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!}}
 
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{{TB|I’m not playing “mommy” with you. No means no.}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord’s House.}}
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{{TB|Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord's House.}}
 
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{{TB|Thank you, Reverend. I haven’t been able to get a decent rest in days.}}
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{{TB|Well, I only hope our evening activity won’t disturb you. It’s Bingo Night.}}
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{{TB|Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.}}
 
{{TB|Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.}}
 
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{{TB|I’m sure God won’t mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.}}
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{{TB|Let’s get ready to roll them balls!}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack" and "Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo". Skinner's task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours and Agnes' task takes place at the [[First Church of Springfield]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack" and "Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo". Skinner's task takes place at [[Willie's Shack]] and takes 12 hours and Agnes' task takes place at the [[First Church of Springfield]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.}}
 
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{{TB|Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.}}
 
{{TB|Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.}}
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{{TB|Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.}}
 
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{{TB|That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A’s in every class from here on out.}}
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{{TB|In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.}}
 
{{TB|In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.}}
 
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{{TB|It’s called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning “gimme what I want.”}}
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{{TB|It's called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning "gimme what I want."}}
 
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{{TB|So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.}}
 
{{TB|So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.}}
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{{TB|After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!}}
 
{{TB|After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!}}
 
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{{TB|I'm sorry, Chief, but I can’t be party to this. I just can’t.}}
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Revision as of 11:15, May 7, 2024


Couch Surfin' USA
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 29
Update: Level 29
Required characters: Willie
Skinner
Mrs. Krabappel
Rev. Lovejoy
Agnes
Carl
Wiggum
Previous quest(s): The World Is My Teacher Pt. 2

Couch Surfin' USA is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released in the Level 29 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
Willie Why aye! Of course, ye can stay with me in me shack!
Skinner Thanks, Willie. I knew I could count on you to say yes, since you work for me and my request was an order.
Willie I need this job for me work visa. So make yourself at home, you threatin'-to-call-INS bastard!
Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
Skinner My Lord, man! The smell! The smell!
Willie Aye, it'll get in ye. Inside these wood walls, you'll age like a fine whiskey in a cask of Willie's man musk.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 1 →

Pt. 2

← Previous Quest: Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 1
After tapping on Mrs. Krabappel's exclamation mark
Mrs. Krabappel Ha! No way, Seymour.
Skinner Please let me stay at your apartment, Edna. It'll be fun. We can do our own version of Silhouette Night!
Mrs. Krabappel I'm not playing "mommy" with you. No means no.
Task: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack". The task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Rev. Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy Certainly, Principal Skinner, you are welcome here. The humble of spirit may always crash in the Lord's House.
Skinner Thank you, Reverend. I haven't been able to get a decent rest in days.
Rev. Lovejoy Well, I only hope our evening activity won't disturb you. It's Bingo Night.
Skinner Bingo Night! I must flee before Mother comes to clean you out.
Skinner I'm sure God won't mind if I leave the church ducking out through this stained glass window.
Agnes Let's get ready to roll them balls!
Tasks: "Make Skinner Crash at Willie's Shack" and "Make Agnes Hustle at Bingo". Skinner's task takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 12 hours and Agnes' task takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 2 →

Pt. 4

← Previous Quest: Mom Is The Loneliest Number Pt. 2
After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Carl Sure, Skinner, stay as long as you need to. The Buddhist Temple is for all, especially those who want to upset their parents.
Skinner It's more that I want to avoid my parent. Not upset her.
Carl Same diff. Take any mat you like. Morning prayers start at 3am and never ends.
Skinner Thanks. Wow, these mats are comfy. POW camp comfy!
Carl Yeah. We got them used.
Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Buddhist Temple". The task takes place at the Springfield Buddhist Temple and takes 12 hours.
Skinner Prayer chanting ohms everywhere. Constant buzzing taking over mind. Must ohm get ohm outta ohm...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum If you need a place to lay your head down, Principal Skinner, the Wiggum family would be delighted to help you out.
Skinner Oh, thank you, thank you. Finally, an actual house.
Wiggum That is, if you promise to guarantee that little Ralphie gets A's in every class from here on out.
Skinner In all honesty, Chief, no one would ever believe that. It would turn our laughing-stock of a school into a veritable guffaw-cooperative.
Wiggum It's called quid pro quo -- an old Latin phrase meaning "gimme what I want."
Skinner So you want me to trade all that's left of my integrity for a roof and a bed? You have a deal.
Ralph Yay! I now have a Princey Pal!
Task: "Make Skinner Crash at the Wiggum House". The task takes place at the Wiggum House and takes 12 hours.
Ralph After I get into UCLA, I'm going to get into the rest of the letters of the alphabet! Like Q and smiley face and gumball!
Skinner I'm sorry, Chief, but I can't be party to this. I just can't.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the song "Surfin' U.S.A." by The Beach Boys.


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