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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Mmmmmmmm. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} How's dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Which means? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'll never enjoy food again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa, Bart, & Marge}} [GASP!] | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Whatever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! [[Agnes Skinner]]. [[Helen Lovejoy]]. [[Maude Flanders]]. Maude Flanders? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Hyman Krustofsky]]}} So it is true. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Papa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of [[Springfield]] and the greater tri-city area. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} I guess not. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Hyman Krustofsky}} It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} See here, we're the real doctors! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} I... I guess we're not needed anymore. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Bye, everydoy. | |
Revision as of 16:14, May 9, 2021
- Bart: Homer, I've never been producer of you than I am right now.
- Marge: Bart, I wish you wouldn't encourage your father to entter binge-eating contests.
- Bart: But his isn't just any eat-a-thon, mom. It's the triple crown!
- Marge: Mmmmmmmm.
- Bart: It's apple, hot dog and oyster shucking and eating contest.
- Marge: Hrmmm. That means I'll be up all night. I know how Homer gets when he eats oysters.
- Lisa: How's dad?
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the damage to the brain was isolated to a very small area. The bad news is that is seems Homer overloaded the food pleasure center of his brain.
- Marge: Which means?
- Homer: I'll never enjoy food again.
- Lisa, Bart, & Marge: [GASP!]
- Marge: Homer, did you want the regular or BBQ pork rinds?
- Homer: Whatever.
- Lisa: Look on the bright side, mom. Dad is slimming down.
- Marge: Every pound he loses tells the whole town that I'm a wife who can't fulfil her husbands's needs. Look at all those judgemental gazes! Agnes Skinner. Helen Lovejoy. Maude Flanders. Maude Flanders?
- Ned Flanders: What? Sometimes I like to dress in Maude's clothes to remember her better. There's nothing in the bible against it.
- Hyman Krustofsky: So it is true.
- Krusty the Clown: Papa!
- Hyman Krustofsky: My son, the Doctor! You've made me the happiest Rabbi in all of Springfield and the greater tri-city area.
- Krusty: It's just until Dr. Huxtable and Quacky von Malpractice are back on their feet.
- Hyman Krustofsky: So if they don't make it, you'll never go back to clowing?
- Krusty: I guess not.
- Dr. Hibbert: Get him out of here! He was trying to pull the plug on us.
- Hyman Krustofsky: It look frayed. I was just checking for faulty wiring.
- Dr. Hibbert: Attention everyone! I'm back. And to a lesser extent, so is Dr. Nick.
- Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody! All right, that's a little creept.
- Dr. Hibbert: See here, we're the real doctors!
- Ms. Hoover: Will you two keep it down? We're here to see Krusty. He's a better doctor than the two of you ever were!
- Eddie: Yeah, you never even made me giggle once during my colonoscopy!
- Dr. Hibbert: I... I guess we're not needed anymore.
- Dr. Nick: Bye, everydoy.
