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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless [[Duff Beer|Duff corporation]]. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff. | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless [[Duff Beer|Duff corporation]]. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall... aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try! |
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What kind of a thing is that to tell your children? | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} What kind of a thing is that to tell your children? | ||
{{qf|Homer}} It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep. | {{qf|Homer}} It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep. | ||
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{{qf|Homer}} Is that it? | {{qf|Homer}} Is that it? | ||
{{qf|Caretaker}} That's where we keep the water heater. | {{qf|Caretaker}} That's where we keep the water heater. | ||
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{{qf|Caretaker}} That's a tractor. | {{qf|Caretaker}} That's a tractor. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} I see. | {{qf|Homer}} I see. | ||
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- Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.
- Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall... aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
- Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
- Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.
- Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
- Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
- Homer: Is that it?
- Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.
- Homer: Is...
- Caretaker: That's a tractor.
- Homer: I see.
- Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
- Bart and Lisa: Meh.
- Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
- Bart: We said, Meh.
- Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.
- Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!
- Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
- Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
- Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a girlfriend!
- Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
- Lisa: [childish singing] Bart's got a problem!
- Homer: So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.
