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'''Sacagawea''', or '''Sacajawea''', was a native American who traveled with [[Meriwether Lewis|Lewis]] and [[William Clark|Clark]] to explore the west of the American country.
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'''''Bart's Not Dead''''' is a Christian biographical film produced about [[Bart]]'s near-death experience.
  
When the Lewis and Clark expedition wanted a guide to get them to the [[Pacific Ocean]], they went to a Native American village where [[Chief Homer]] gave them Sacagawea. Sacagawea's husband, who Sacagawea disliked, [[Toussaint Charbonneau]], also went with them. Sacagawea told the expedition members to stop doing things because they were eating or using poisonous things. One expedition member, [[Tweedleburger]], refused to listen to her and ate some berries and then died.
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After [[Homer]] told Bart that he had to do a dare, Bart accepted a dare to jump off Dead Boy's Ledge. Bart did this and got injured as a result. In hospital, Bart lied to his family, telling them he had a near death experience and saw [[Heaven]]. Bart's story got written up and went around until three Christian movie producers, {{ap|Luke|Bart's Not Dead}}, {{ap|Mark|Bart's Not Dead}} and {{ap|Matthew|Bart's Not Dead}}, offered to make his story into a movie. Homer and Bart agreed to this, with Bart pretending to speak to [[Jesus]] about it. Bart claimed Jesus told him that [[Ned Flanders]] had to help with the film.
  
Over the course of the expedition, Sacagawea got more and more annoyed at Lewis and Clark for their incompetence as explorers. When Sacagawea questioned them about this, Lewis and Clark told her that they were chosen for the expedition because they owned a compass, even though the needle was just painted on. Eventually, the expedition came across a group of Native Americans led by [[Indian Bart|Sacagawea's brother]]. Sacagawea got them to stand down and not kill the expedition as they were her friends, but let her brother kill Charbonneau.
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Auditions for the film were held, with {{Ch|Emily Deschanel}} getting the role of [[Marge Simpson]] and {{Ch|Gal Gadot}} getting the role as [[Lisa Simpson]]. [[Barney Gumble]] also auditioned for the role of {{ap|Noah|Bible}}, who wasn't in the film at the time. [[Lenny]], [[Carl]] and Barney also helped with rewriting the script. Eventually, Bart started to have second thoughts about the lies and wanted to stop the film. The film them premiered at the [[Aztec Theater]] in [[Springfield]]. After the premiere, Bart finally told the truth to Marge. Lisa then told them that the movie was going to make $100 million. Homer and Bart then announced to everyone that the movie was a lie, which angered many fans...
  
Later in the expedition, they reached the [[Columbia River]]. Upon doing so, Clark said they could follow it to the Pacific and have mermaid sex. After correcting them, saying it was salmon they were thinking of, Lewis told Sacagawea that she should be grateful for them civilizing her. Sacagawea, annoyed at this, stormed off, leaving them alone...
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Bart's Not Dead is a Christian biographical film produced about Bart's near-death experience.

After Homer told Bart that he had to do a dare, Bart accepted a dare to jump off Dead Boy's Ledge. Bart did this and got injured as a result. In hospital, Bart lied to his family, telling them he had a near death experience and saw Heaven. Bart's story got written up and went around until three Christian movie producers, Luke, Mark and Matthew, offered to make his story into a movie. Homer and Bart agreed to this, with Bart pretending to speak to Jesus about it. Bart claimed Jesus told him that Ned Flanders had to help with the film.

Auditions for the film were held, with Emily Deschanel getting the role of Marge Simpson and Gal Gadot getting the role as Lisa Simpson. Barney Gumble also auditioned for the role of Noah, who wasn't in the film at the time. Lenny, Carl and Barney also helped with rewriting the script. Eventually, Bart started to have second thoughts about the lies and wanted to stop the film. The film them premiered at the Aztec Theater in Springfield. After the premiere, Bart finally told the truth to Marge. Lisa then told them that the movie was going to make $100 million. Homer and Bart then announced to everyone that the movie was a lie, which angered many fans...

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