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Clay Roberts is a wrestling coach.

When Ned, Rod, and Todd moved to Humbleton, Pennsylvania, Clay Roberts moved into 744 Evergreen Terrace. Marge made Homer go and introduce himself to the new neighbor, wanting Homer to get along with him better than he had gotten along with Ned. Clay introduced himself as a wrestling coach before putting down a new doormat that said "ring bell for free ass kicking", intimidating Homer.

When Marge was trying to get Maggie to settle down for a nap, Clay started playing loud music in his backyard. Homer went to ask him to turn it down, but Clay refused and instead made Homer hype him up during his workout. Later, when Homer was watching television, his power suddenly went out. Homer left to investigate and found Clay cutting down trees in his yard, with one knocking out the power lines. Homer complained about this and asked how he was supposed to eat without watching television. Clay poked Homer's belly and told him that he wouldn't starve, mocking him. Clay then told Homer that he had borrowed gas from Homer's car. Homer reminisced about borrowing that gas from Flanders' car and realized that he missed his former neighbor. Homer then realized that he had made a huge mistake by making Ned leave town...

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