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| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists? | |
| + | {{qf|Child Therapist}} That's just Disney magic. ''[Lisa shudders]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I wonder if Bart has a moustache. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]], Lisa and Homer}} Ice-cream! | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Counseling! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[Disappointed]'' D'Oh! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Where are you going? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm going to work early. ''[Marge gasps]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} There are so many parking spots when you come in early. | |
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:''[At the cafeteria]'' | :''[At the cafeteria]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} There are so many donuts when you come early. | |
:''[serves himself coffee]'' | :''[serves himself coffee]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Hot coffee? Is there such a thing? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Security Guard}} Can you keep a secret? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I can, but Lisa can't. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I told you that in confidence! | |
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Pizza. Want pizza. And you. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} That's the man I love. | ||
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- Homer: You don't name a company Microsoft if you're getting some.
- Lisa: They made us watch The Parent Trap every night! Who has twins and doesn't tell them the other exists?
- Child Therapist: That's just Disney magic. [Lisa shudders]
- Marge: It's been six weeks since we've seen our kids.
- Homer: I wonder if Bart has a moustache.
- Marge: You know what children who go thorugh a traumatic experience get?
- Bart, Lisa and Homer: Ice-cream!
- Marge: Counseling!
- Homer: [Disappointed] D'Oh!
- Homer: I can't sleep, I can't snuggle... it's time to do the unthinkable.
- Marge: Where are you going?
- Homer: I'm going to work early. [Marge gasps]
- Homer: There are so many parking spots when you come in early.
- [At the cafeteria]
- Homer: There are so many donuts when you come early.
- [serves himself coffee]
- Homer: Hot coffee? Is there such a thing?
- Security Guard: Can you keep a secret?
- Bart: I can, but Lisa can't.
- Lisa: I told you that in confidence!
- Marge: Look at all those stars. Did you ever wonder how many worlds are out there?
- Homer: Pizza. Want pizza. And you.
- Marge: That's the man I love.
