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Template:Semi The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 35 Upcoming content update is an upcoming content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message 100px Patty Girls night out… no bras! 100px Selma So many ex-husbands, so little time. 100px Disco Stu Disco Stu is glad his name rhymes with so many thing… oo! Jub-Jub (FLICKS TONGUE TO INVESTIGATE SURROUNDINGS)

Buildings^[1]

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required DMV 24h 80,000 Level 35 Spinster City Apartments 36h 130,500 Level 35 Stu's Disco 6s 180 Level 35 Springfield Pet Shop 6s 90 Level 35

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Popsicle Stick Patty & Selma 8,300 Level 35 Popsicle Stick Disco Stu 8,300 Level 35 DMV Limo 50 Level 35

Gameplay^[2]

Level 35

For the Love of Marge Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Ooh, my favorite dinner — pork chops! Not only that, but I wrapped some so you can snack on them when you go bowling. And the wrapping I used is bacon. What's going on? Am I dying? If I am, you have to tell me! And make me bacon-wrapped brownies! You're not dying! Although with your cholesterol, every day is a gift. But the reason I'm being so nice is to thank you in advance... ...for-letting-Patty-and-Selma- live-with-us-because-they- have-no-where-else-to-go. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I'll build them an apartment building. I don't care how much fake money it costs! Homer, you're so thoughtful and generous! Yes. I am. Though... you know I would abandon them in the woods if that were an option, right? Yes, Sweetie, I know. The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 1" which is to "Build Spinster City Apartments".

For the Love of Marge Pt. 2

Feels good to exist again, eh, Selma? I don’t know — the TV here only shows the later MacGyver episodes. They’re all post-mullet. What a godforsaken hellscape. Hey, I know where we can find a half-dead whale that we can jab in the blubber for laughs. You Mean Homer? Our secret twin language still works. The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 2" which is to "Make Patty Visit the Simpson House" and "Make Selma Visit the Simpson House".

For the Love of Marge Pt. 3

Hey, Boba-Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house. And put on a hat. The screen’s catching a glare from your chrome-dome. Grrr... If you need me I’ll be doing an exterior quest. The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 3" which is to "Make Patty Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House", "Make Selma Watch MacGyver at the Simpson House", and "Make Homer Play with his myPad".

For the Love of Marge Pt. 4

There, you’ve watched your stupid show. Now leave! Ahhh, a good episode of MacGyver is like sex. 'Cause there’s sweating and jerry-rigged contraptions? That too, but I meant it makes you want a cigarette. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the bathroom vomiting forever. The player receives "For the Love of Marge Pt. 4" which is to "Make Patty Take a Smoke Break", "Make Selma Take a Smoke Break", "Make Homer Be Sick".

Career Aspirations Pt. 1

Don’t you she-trolls have anywhere else to be? Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There’s no DMV anymore, so we don’t have jobs. That’s right, so we’re just going to hang out all day and– Hey, where’d he go? There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast. Yeah, it’s like watching a walrus juggle. I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do. The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 1" which is to "Build the DMV".

Career Aspirations Pt. 2

Back at the DMV. Let the slow dying begin. Hey, there were parts of this job we loved. Like that time the line stretched out the door while you stood at your window stapling papers. I am pretty proud of that. Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn’t even make eye-contact. I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I “stapled” ‘til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting. A lot of people don’t realize — a big part of this job is mental. The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 2" which is to "Make Patty Work at the DMV" and "Make Selma Work at the DMV". Next! Finally! This line is so long! Let’s get this done quickly — Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me. This is gonna be a gooooood day!

Career Aspirations Pt. 3

Marge! Where’s my driver’s license? How would I know? Because you know where everything is. Remember when I couldn’t find my sandwich last week? I happened to see it in the soap dish when I was cleaning the shower. Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it. Sure. It’ll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again. It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory! We all have our little fantasies! The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 3" which is to "Make Marge Look for Homer’s License". I found your license, Homie, but it’s expired. You’ll have to renew it. Eh, what’s the point? Nobody drives here anymore. Well, you’d need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a– Hey, where’d he go? Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!

Career Aspirations Pt. 4

Selma! Look who’s stumbled into our web! I’m here to renew my license. You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true! He’s ours to torture for as long as we want! Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it. The player receives "Career Aspirations Pt. 4" which is to "Make Homer Take Driver Training". Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you’ve passed your four hour road test. I’m pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend’s house. You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking.

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