Difference between revisions of "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- |
| − | :'''Homer, Marge, Bart''': ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa! | + | :'''Homer, [[Marge]], [[Bart]]''': ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa! |
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:''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]'' | :''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]'' | ||
| − | :'''Wiggum''': Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there? | + | :'''[[Wiggum]]''': Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there? |
| − | :'''Rex''': Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly. | + | :'''[[Rex]]''': Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly. |
:'''Wiggum''': Huh? | :'''Wiggum''': Huh? | ||
:'''Rex''': ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers! | :'''Rex''': ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers! | ||
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:'''Bart''': ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at? | :'''Bart''': ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at? | ||
| − | :'''Kent''': 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit! | + | :'''[[Kent]]''': 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit! |
:'''Bart''': I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers. | :'''Bart''': I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers. | ||
:'''Homer''': I'll come with you. | :'''Homer''': I'll come with you. | ||
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- Homer: [toasting] To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
- Homer: I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
- Clerk: Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
- Homer: I said 42!
- Lisa: Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
- Homer, Marge, Bart: [in unison] Go to your room Lisa!
- [Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair]
- Wiggum: Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
- Rex: Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definetly.
- Wiggum: Huh?
- Rex: [to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! [to Lou] Get those shoes shining! [to an unidentified officer] Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
- [Wiggum stands up]
- Rex: [To Wiggum] Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- Wiggum: Well... No, no, I guess not.
- Bart: [drunkly to the camera] What are you looking at?
- Kent: 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
- Bart: I'm going out to Moe's for a couple of beers.
- Homer: I'll come with you.
- Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
- Homer: Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia? [Marge murmurs disappointingly]
