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| − | :'''Lou''': Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight. | + | :'''[[Lou]]''': Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight. |
| − | :'''Wiggum''': We did that last night. | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Wiggum]]''': We did that last night. |
:'''Lou''': Yeah, but this time we got the right address. | :'''Lou''': Yeah, but this time we got the right address. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight. | + | :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight. |
| − | :'''Serena Williams''': You're dumping your own daughter? | + | :'''{{ch|Serena Williams}}''': You're dumping your own daughter? |
| − | :'''Homer''': Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son! | + | :'''Homer''': Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]! |
:'''Serena Williams''': That's horrible! | :'''Serena Williams''': That's horrible! | ||
| − | :'''Venus Williams''': Yeah, that's pretty low. | + | :'''{{ch|Venus Williams}}''': Yeah, that's pretty low. |
| − | :'''Homer''': (''to Venus'') | + | :'''Homer''': (''to Venus'') Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go! |
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| − | :'''Smithers''': Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir? | + | :'''[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]''': Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir? |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': This? Oh that's just fluid collecting. | + | :'''[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]''': This? Oh that's just fluid collecting. |
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:'''Marge''': And it's gonna do wonders for our social life! | :'''Marge''': And it's gonna do wonders for our social life! | ||
:'''Homer''': Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over. | :'''Homer''': Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over. | ||
| − | :'''Ned''': Hey, you got a tennis court? | + | :'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]''': Hey, you got a tennis court? |
:'''Homer''': Keep walking, Flanders. | :'''Homer''': Keep walking, Flanders. | ||
:'''Ned''': Will do... | :'''Ned''': Will do... | ||
:'''Homer''': Faster! | :'''Homer''': Faster! | ||
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| − | :'''Grandpa''': (''singing'') What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his knee'') Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his back back'') Ohhhhh, god noooo! | + | :'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grandpa]]''': (''singing'') What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his knee'') Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (''cracks his back back'') Ohhhhh, god noooo! |
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Revision as of 11:55, September 27, 2014
- Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
- Wiggum: We did that last night.
- Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
- Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
- Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
- Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
- Serena Williams: That's horrible!
- Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
- Homer: (to Venus) Hmm… you seem less disgusted, let's go!
- Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
- Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.
- Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
- Homer: Yeah, it’s nice to entertain friends and have people over.
- Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
- Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
- Ned: Will do...
- Homer: Faster!
- Grandpa: (singing) What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his knee) Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? (cracks his back back) Ohhhhh, god noooo!
