Difference between revisions of "I'm Also Named Bort"

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I'm Also Named Bort is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Bort to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bort's exclamation mark Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them! Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy? Where'd you go, Mommy? Task: "Make Bort Cry for Mommy". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours. Hey, why are you crying, kid? I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate. Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Did you say your name is "Bort"? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart. "Bart"? Is that even a real name? I 'unno. I'll admit, "Bort" seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole "B*rt" genre. Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that. Do you think your friend Bart will be jealous? Who? Oh, that guy. Ever since I met you, Bort, I'd kinda forgotten all about him. Task: "Make Bort Get Bort Merch". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours. Dang it! They got a new shipment of "Bort" mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out. Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot. We just can't keep up with the demand. Build another factory in China. Tell them to make nothing but Bort merch, twenty-four seven. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark Bart, meet Bort. "Bort"? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate? Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name. Want proof? I've got tons of stuff with my name on it. Task: "Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch". The job takes 4 hours. If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort. Okay... there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott... Those are all Barts! They WERE. But when Bort totally blew up, they all had their names legally changed. Get with the times, man. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark Somebody burned the word "Bort" into the school lawn! There's "El Borto Was Here" graffiti all over town! Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? It could be any one of thousands of suspects! See, Bart? Your time is past. The Age of Bort is here! Task: "Make Bort Throw His Name Around". The job takes 60 minutes. There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort". Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort. And me! And me. Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists. Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance. Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort". Task: "Make Bort Hug Bart". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Simpson, get your hands off Bort. Whatever you say, Bort. Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt. Bort is uncool? After finishing the task Blow up the "Bort" factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt. I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over. Well, you made the most of it: you were a real jerk while you could be. I respect that. I just met this AWESOME kid named Birt. He's so freaking cool. Later, losers! Quest reward: 200 and 20