| I'm Also Named Bort
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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I'm Also Named Bort is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Bort to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bort's exclamation mark
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Look, Mommy! The gift shop has license plates with MY name on them!
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Can I have a "Bort" license plate, Mommy? Mommy?
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Where'd you go, Mommy?
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| Task: "Make Bort Cry for Mommy". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, why are you crying, kid?
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I've lost my Mommy. And I really want her to buy me a Bort license plate.
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Yeah, you almost never see those in stock. There are so many people named Bort these days.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Did you say your name is "Bort"? That's funny, because my best friend is named Bart.
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"Bart"? Is that even a real name?
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I 'unno. I'll admit, "Bort" seems like a hipper, fresher take on the whole "B*rt" genre.
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Maybe if we shop for Bort merch together, people will think I'm a Bort, too. I'd like that.
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Do you think your friend Bart will be jealous?
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Who? Oh, that guy. Ever since I met you, Bort, I'd kinda forgotten all about him.
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| Task: "Make Bort Get Bort Merch". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
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Dang it! They got a new shipment of "Bort" mugs in this morning, and they're already sold out.
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Kids, be careful. With all these Borts around and no Bort merch, we could be looking at a riot.
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We just can't keep up with the demand. Build another factory in China. Tell them to make nothing but Bort merch, twenty-four seven.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Bart, meet Bort.
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"Bort"? Did the nurse misspell your name on the birth certificate?
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Bort is the single most popular boy's name in America. And the third most popular girl's name.
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Want proof? I've got tons of stuff with my name on it.
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| Task: "Make Bort Proudly Display Bort Merch". The job takes 4 hours.
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If Bort is so popular, name me ONE famous Bort.
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Okay... there's Packers legend Bort Starr, gymnast Bort Conner, linebacker Bort Scott...
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Those are all Barts!
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They WERE. But when Bort totally blew up, they all had their names legally changed.
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Get with the times, man.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Somebody burned the word "Bort" into the school lawn!
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There's "El Borto Was Here" graffiti all over town!
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Do you know how many Borts there are in Springfield? It could be any one of thousands of suspects!
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See, Bart? Your time is past.
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The Age of Bort is here!
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| Task: "Make Bort Throw His Name Around". The job takes 60 minutes.
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There never has been, and never will be, anyone named "Bort".
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Actually, as of this morning, Seymour Skinner is no more. Call me Bort.
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And me!
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And me.
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Obviously, that means I'm going with Bort as well.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Okay, fine! I'm a dinosaur! A relic of a Bart-friendly world that no longer exists.
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Don't feel too bad, Bart. You never really had a chance.
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Not when there's a name out there that's as beautiful, as evocative, as "Bort".
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| Task: "Make Bort Hug Bart". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Simpson, get your hands off Bort.
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Whatever you say, Bort.
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Bort? Oh, yes, I was briefly named Bort. But that name is soooo uncool now. Now everyone's going with Birt.
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Bort is uncool?
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| After finishing the task
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Blow up the "Bort" factory and open two new ones dedicated to the hottest license plate name out there, Birt.
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I can't believe it. The Age of Bort is over.
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Well, you made the most of it: you were a real jerk while you could be. I respect that.
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I just met this AWESOME kid named Birt. He's so freaking cool. Later, losers!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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