Difference between revisions of "The Customer is Always Trite"

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The Customer is Always Trite is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Moe's Express to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Moe's Express is open for business! Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar. Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again! Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers! I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to "go". Task: "Make Moe Serve Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 4 hours. After starting the jobs I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves. Yeah, it's what he would want. Hey, I just found our bar tabs! Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain... That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe. After finishing the tasks Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do? Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean? Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan! My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business! I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me! Task: "Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours. After starting the jobs ... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors. Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before! Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait 'til I tell everyone about it. After finishing the tasks Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Okay, I'm back, ya bums... What've you done to my bar?! Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business? How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here! Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners. Task: "Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?! Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan. Scheming is always best over a stiff drink! Good plan - to Moe's! ... Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then. Task: "Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours. After starting the job Why don't we just drink here all the time? Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar. After finishing the task It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up. I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place? Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place. You sure? I'll call the guys. Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours. The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place... Really, fellas?! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark Uh...hey, Moe... Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively. Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like! Message You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express! 'Task: "Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express". The job takes place at Moe's Express and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Express and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the customer is always right".