Difference between revisions of "Kris-Cross"

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Kris-Cross is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires Santa Kang to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark Urg. Why do I have to imitate this "Kris Kringle" creature for us to invade Christmas? When we were invading Halloween, I didn't have to pretend to be some kind of holiday-appropriate monster like the Great Pumpkin. That's because you WERE the holiday-appropriate monster. Couldn't I pretend to be the Grumple? That feels truer to me. Sorry, they used him up in a previous update. Task: "Make Santa Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark Okay, I'm dressed up as this cheery fatso Santa. Now what do I do? Well, you decide if children are naughty. If so, you give them a lump of coal. Excellent! Coal. Devastating. I'll get right to work. Inappropriate. Regulations state you must label most kids "nice". It's like the American college system. Everyone gets at least a B. Task: "Make Santa Kang Reluctantly Label Kids "Nice"". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 60 minutes. Giving presents to everyone is exactly what's wrong with today's permissive slave societies. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark Kang, to properly imitate Santa, you must be prepared to participate in the ritual of the mall photo opportunity. Pretend I am a human child, and I have just emitted a large amount of liquid protein strands onto your lap. What do you do? Devour your head and send your parents to the grit mines of Deneb VI. Incorrect. You say "What a cutie" and smile for the camera. Kodos, it is unseemly to throw bullpuckey at a fellow Rigellian. Task: "Make Kang Wonder How He Got Himself Into This". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark Okay, I will put up with all this Santa nonsense for the glory of our conquest. Is there anything else? Yes, on Christmas Eve you drop down the chimney. Drop what down the chimney? Cobalt-thorium grenades? A nightmare lizard from Arcturus IX? Yourself and a bag of toys. You know, if people see me doing that it's going to be a little tough to persuade them I'm an overlord. Task: "Make Santa Kang Practice Going Down Chimneys". The job takes place at the Rigellian Christmas Spaceship and takes 4 hours. Kodos, I'm stuck in the chimney again. Do NOT post pictures to social media. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Santa Kang's exclamation mark So, once I'm down the chimney, what next? Leave the presents. Eat the pets. This time YOU'RE wrong. I eat the COOKIES. My transformation into Santa is complete. HA HA HA! "Ho ho ho", dear. Right, right. Sounds weird, but okay. Task: "Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20