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:'''[[Ron Robinowitz]]''': Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
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{{qf|[[Ron Rabinowitz]]}} Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
:'''[[Krusty the Clown]]''': Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
:'''Ron Robinowitz''': ''[facepalm]'' No, you!
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{{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} ''[facepalm]'' No, you!
:'''Krusty the Clown''': No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
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{{qf|Krusty the Clown}} No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
:'''Ron Robinowitz''': ''[laughs]'' That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.
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{{qf|Ron Rabinowitz}} ''[laughs]'' That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.
 
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:''[Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]''
 
:''[Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]''
:'''[[Bart]]''': One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
:'''[[Homer]]''': (grabbing pepperoni slice) Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm...terrible.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[grabbing pepperoni slice]'' Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm... terrible.
 
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:''[At an auction for a "[[Kissing Lincolns Penny]]"]''
 
:''[At an auction for a "[[Kissing Lincolns Penny]]"]''
:'''Homer''': Five dollars!
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{{qf|Homer}} Five dollars!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Five hundred.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Five hundred.
:'''Homer''': Five dollars, cash.
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{{qf|Homer}} Five dollars, cash.
:'''Host''': Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--
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{{qf|Host}}Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--
:'''Bart''': Dad!
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{{qf|Bart}} Dad!
:'''Homer''': Five hundred-one!
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{{qf|Homer}} Five hundred-one!
:'''Mr. Burns''': Ten million.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Ten million.
:'''Homer''': Objection, Your Honor!
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{{qf|Homer}} Objection, Your Honor!
  
 
{{Season 19|Q}}
 
{{Season 19|Q}}

Latest revision as of 10:41, August 2, 2020



Ron Rabinowitz: Krusty, I've been your agent for 37 years and I'm telling you, watch out for this Lisa Simpson character. She's got a taste for Lady Laughter, and she'll step right over a certain clown to get it.
Krusty the Clown: Which one? Chuckles? Professor Nitwit?
Ron Rabinowitz: [facepalm] No, you!
Krusty the Clown: No Yu?! The Chinese Clown?
Ron Rabinowitz: [laughs] That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.

[Bart and Homer are looking though a large pile of coins for the "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]
Bart: One of these has got to be that smooching Lincoln penny. Nope. Nope. Dime. Button. Pepperoni slice.
Homer: [grabbing pepperoni slice] Wait! This is a classic 1978 Pizza Hut! (eats it) Mmm... terrible.

[At an auction for a "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]
Homer: Five dollars!
Mr. Burns: Five hundred.
Homer: Five dollars, cash.
Host:Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--
Bart: Dad!
Homer: Five hundred-one!
Mr. Burns: Ten million.
Homer: Objection, Your Honor!
Season 19 Quotes
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