Difference between revisions of "The Emperor's New Lows"

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The Emperor's New Lows is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Emperor Moe to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey barkeep, where's the beer I haven't asked for yet but was thinking about? Now where is it already? Listen Homer, I'm not some lowlife, minimum-wage booze slinger you can boss around. On second thought, I'm all of those things. You know, I think it's time for some confidence boosting over here. Time to break out the ol' Emperor getup from when I was running the town and remind people how I helped them through tough times. Task: "Make Moe Dig Up Emperor Moe Outfit". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark Was this it? No, too highfalutin. Here we go. What'd you do, get a second job as a traffic cone? I'm going to go survey my kingdom, so I'm closin' up. I hope you're talking about your robe. 'Cause your crown jewels are showing. Task: "Make Emperor Moe Survey His Kingdom". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark Ugh, my kingdom is looking rough. Rats, roaches, and rubbish as far as the eye can see. And that's what I call the Clean District. It's time to give gunk and grime the bum's rush. I'll get my subjects to scrub out this stink hole. Task: "Make Emperor Moe Speak to Businesses". The job takes place at Visitable Businesses and takes 8 hours. Subjects of Kwik-E-Mart! I decree that ye shall clean this joint up. Crazy talk from an abominable man in a bath robe? I better do as the gargoyle says, before he tries to eat my face. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Emperor Moe's exclamation mark All right, I gave all the businesses the business so that outta do it. Those places sure were givin' me a lot of weird looks though. I ain't the prettiest princess in the kingdom, but most of 'em were just rude. Anyhoo... time to hear the exaltation of the people. Task: "Make Emperor Moe Defend His Title". The job takes 60 minutes. After starting the job Okay, who threw the Molotov cocktail? You trying to make me into a Flaming Moe? We hardly listen to Mayor Quimby, what makes you think we'd listen to you? Excuse me for trying to give this town some positive direction. After finishing the task All right, maybe the people aren't ready for my leadership again. I was able to drain the dregs from all those booze bottles the haters tossed at me though! Time to go water it down and refill the royal coffers. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes" by Hans Christian Andersen.