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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Better Fighting Through Science Gameplay"

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===Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1===
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=== Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1 ===
 
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{{TB|Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change?}}
 
{{TB|Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa is correct. Real science is cool…well, not cool but it's worth a try!}}
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{{TB|Lisa is correct. Real science is cool...well, not cool but it's worth a try!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|What sort of real science are we talking about?}}
 
{{TB|What sort of real science are we talking about?}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lasers it is!}}
 
{{TB|Lasers it is!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x155]<br/>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 
{{TB|Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs?}}
 
{{TB|Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs?}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2===
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=== Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
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{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>moans<nowiki>*</nowiki> I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>moans<nowiki>*</nowiki> I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Hank Scorpio: '''Task: '''Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: '''Task: '''Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway?}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groans<nowiki>*</nowiki> Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway?}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3===
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=== Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon}}
 
{{TB|Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire!}}
 
{{TB|Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x115]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Grampasaurus: '''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: '''Task: '''Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|That didn't turn out well.}}
 
{{TB|That didn't turn out well.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4===
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=== Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|What?!}}
 
{{TB|What?!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, this all sounds very strange…and probably dangerous.}}
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{{TB|Dad, this all sounds very strange...and probably dangerous.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to—}}
 
{{TB|Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to—}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|We're in!}}
 
{{TB|We're in!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x155]<br/>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x155]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus.}}
 
{{TB|Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus.}}
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{{TB|No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage!}}
 
{{TB|No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>inside dart gun<nowiki>*</nowiki> Also…we may die!}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>inside dart gun<nowiki>*</nowiki> Also...we may die!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim?}}
 
{{TB|Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, well…Ralphie is better than I am.}}
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{{TB|Uh, well...Ralphie is better than I am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust.}}
 
{{TB|I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5===
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=== Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|There's always a backseat nanobot driver.}}
 
{{TB|There's always a backseat nanobot driver.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x195]<br/>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Syringes [x195]<br>'''Task: '''Tap Dinosaurs [x15]<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Bionaut Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)<br>If the user has Grampasaurus: '''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park.}}
 
{{TB|Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, master. Lead…dinosaurs…back.}}
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{{TB|Yes, master. Lead...dinosaurs...back.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur.}}
 
{{TB|I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur.}}
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{{TB|How exactly do we do that?}}
 
{{TB|How exactly do we do that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Well, Homer does know where the butt is…}}
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{{TB|Well, Homer does know where the butt is...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==American Holiday==
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== American Holiday ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Burns, we want answers, and we want them now!}}
 
{{TB|Burns, we want answers, and we want them now!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah! After what my family went through…small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. <nowiki>*</nowiki>shudder<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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{{TB|Yeah! After what my family went through...small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. <nowiki>*</nowiki>shudder<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park.}}
 
{{TB|Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park.}}
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|No, don't.}}
 
{{TB|No, don't.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)<br>If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|This is just another Halloween fiasco.}}
 
{{TB|This is just another Halloween fiasco.}}
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 09:38, February 6, 2022

Better Fighting Through Science[edit]

Tapped Out Beach Towel and Umbrella.png If you own a Beach Towel & Umbrella, Beach Chair, Beach House, Beach Front Escalier, Beach Hideaway or Tiki Bar, and they're stored in inventory, you need to place one of them to be able to Collect Syringes.

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Lisa Mad science has failed and dinosaurs are still terrorizing our town. Can we please try some real science for a change?
Professor Frink Lisa is correct. Real science is cool...well, not cool but it's worth a try!
Quimby What sort of real science are we talking about?
Lisa We can engineer a retrovirus that would—
Professor Frink Oo, lasers! Lime green lasers!
Homer *chants* LASERS! LASERS! LASERS!
Quimby Lasers it is!
Task: Collect Syringes [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Lisa Make a Plea for Compassionate Science (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Suggest Lasers (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Chant "LASERS! LASERS!" (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Lenny Where do we get a laser big enough to barbecue dinosaurs?
Professor Frink You know the peace beacon atop City Hall — the symbol of hope for all mankind? It also transforms into a giant, deadly laser.
Lisa So we're just going to blast dinosaurs with a peace laser?
Professor Frink Great glayvin, no! That would be inhumane.
Professor Frink I've retrofit it with experimental technology that we can aim at the city's advertising mascots to make them sentient so THEY can do the dinosaur killing.
Lisa *sigh* And we're back to mad science.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Quimby When do we get to see fighting from these robot... signs... whatever they are?
Professor Frink I'm having a problem adjusting the anti-photonic—
Quimby Blah-blibbity-blah! Just make it work!
Hank Scorpio Maybe I could be of some assistance. I dabble in experimental technologies.
Lisa Hank Scorpio? But you're an actual supervillain!
Hank Scorpio You think I'm super? You flatter me.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Scorpio was part of the team that made the dinosaur hybrids in the first place. I'm sure his insights will prove useful.
Lisa Great, let's trust the people who got us into this mess to get us out of this mess.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png You heard the eight-year old! Continue with the sciencing, gentlemen. We're all counting on you!
Homer *moans* I really wanted to see dinosaurs get zapped with lasers.
Task: Collect Syringes [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Hank Scorpio: Task: Make Hank Scorpio Help Bring Advertising Signs to Life (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Agree to Fight Dinos (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Be Disappointed the Dinos Won't Be Zapped (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png *groans* Finally I can stretch. This donut weighs a ton. And who holds a donut over their head like this anyway?
Quimby Wow! You're very large and complain-y.
Quimby Has anyone explained the situation to you and your fellow advertising signs?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Something about fighting rampaging dinosaurs?
Quimby Exactly. Are you up for it?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Eh, why not. Beats just standing around smiling.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Attention dinosaurs! Prepare for total destruction!
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png Your bones will be ground into donut flour that we take back to Geriatric Park.
Grampasaurus Eh, you guys are too powerful for us to fight, so we're not gonna.
Tapped Out Raptor Icon.png Rwaaark?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png You're not?
Grampasaurus No. When this is all over, you'll just freeze up as thirty-foot tall advertising mascots again anyway.
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png I don't want to go back! I was hoping to become a dentist.
Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon.png And I've always dreamed of dairy farming.
Grampasaurus Don't kid yourselves. Once they don't need you to fight us anymore, you'll return to standing in front of their stupid buildings.
Professor Frink That's not true! We've a plan to repurpose you as mascots for local sports teams. How's the Fighting Lady Lardlads sound?
Tapped Out Sentient Lard Lad Statue Icon.png That sounds horrible!
Tapped Out Sentient Red Devil Realty Sign Icon.png Weird old dinosaur guy is right. Humans suck brimstone and blow fire!
Task: Collect Syringes [x115]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Recruit Giant Signs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Sentient Lard Lad Statue: Task: Make Sentient Lard Lad Statue Switch Sides and Rampage (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Be Scared Giant Signs Have Joined Dinosaurs (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Be Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Be Surprised Anyone Is Surprised (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Quimby That didn't turn out well.
Professor Frink It's just so unexpected.
Homer I wish somebody had said something to stop us.
Lisa *sigh* They never listen.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Professor Frink Relax, everyone. I have a Plan B.
Professor Frink I'll reverse the bigifyer laser and shrinkinate some brave nanonauts to microscopic size.
Professor Frink And then inject them into their leader — Grampasaurus.
Homer Even shrunk, I might be too big.
Bart Your fat butt has saved us from helping, Homer! They'll have to use some other family of suckers.
Quimby Simpsons, you're up!
Marge What?!
Lisa Dad, this all sounds very strange...and probably dangerous.
Homer Forget it, Frink! No way am I going to allow my family to—
Professor Frink You'll get to pilot this cool microscopic submarine around the inside of a dinosaur.
Homer We're in!
Task: Collect Syringes [x155]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Activate Shrinking Ray (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Simpsons Get Shrunk [x4] (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Professor Frink Now we take this dart gun with the bionaut ship inside and shoot Grampasaurus.
Tapped Out Bionaut Marge Icon.png *inside dart gun* Please don't miss!
Quimby No pressure. But if you fail, the dinosaurs will continue to rampage!
Lisa *inside dart gun* Also...we may die!
Professor Frink Yes, that too. So, who's got good aim?
Wiggum Uh, well...Ralphie is better than I am.
Lou I'm pretty good, but I got a wrist injury from repeatedly taking off my police badge and throwing it down in disgust.
Tapped Out Bionaut Marge Icon.png *inside dart gun* Will someone just stick us into the dinosaur!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Better Fighting Through Science Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Better Fighting Through Science Pt. :
Professor Frink Frink to Simpsons! Frink to Simpsons! Do you copy?
Homer Breaker breaker one-nine, good buddy! This is the Radioactive Porkchop, comin' at ya. We are wall-to-wall and treetop tall!
Lisa Dad, we're in a microscopic submarine, not a semi-truck in the 1970s.
Professor Frink Homer, what do you see in front of you?
Homer Just miles and miles of yuck.
Professor Frink You're supposed to be in the target's brain.
Bart I think we're in his giant dino-butt!
Lisa Dad, you were supposed to take a left turn back there.
Homer There's always a backseat nanobot driver.
Task: Collect Syringes [x195]
Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15]
Task: Make Homer Get Lost Inside Grampasaurus (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Bionaut Marge: Task: Make Marge Navigate to the Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Inject Serum Into Grampasaurus' Brain (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Become Compliant (4h, New Invention Expo, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Dome, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Homes)
Professor Frink Alright, Grampasaurus. You should be feeling compliant about now. Lead the dinosaurs back to Geriatric Park.
Grampasaurus Yes, master. Lead...dinosaurs...back.
Professor Frink I did it! The serum is working! Now we need to get the Simpsons out of the dinosaur.
Quimby How exactly do we do that?
Professor Frink Well, Homer does know where the butt is...
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

American Holiday[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt.5, This Means Dino War Pt.5, The Mutant Army of Dr. Hibbert Pt.5 and Better Fighting Through Science Pt.5:
Chalmers Burns, we want answers, and we want them now!
Homer Yeah! After what my family went through...small AND large intestines, they better be good answers. *shudder*
Quimby Relax. Mr. Burns and I are teaming up to offer everyone a free hotel stay at Geriatric Park.
Mr. Burns It's part of our new "Free Weekends If You Went Through A Dinosaur" program.
Homer Woohoo! Inject us into something again!
Marge No, don't.
Task: Make Burns Agree to Allow "Free" Resort Stays (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Pay for Resort Stays With Taxes (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Object to Political Hypocrisy (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy the Resort [x5] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Elderly Get Bussed Back to Their Homes [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Visitors Center, Geriatric Park Front Gate, Geriatric Park Dome, Town Hall or Homes)
Lisa This is just another Halloween fiasco.
Lisa Now we have vampires, robots, demogorgons, dinosaurs, and giant advertising mascots roaming the streets.
Homer I thought you liked diversity, honey?
Marge The important thing is: we all learned a valuable lesson.
Lisa Rich people can get away with whatever they want?
Homer Science will destroy us all?
Bart Lasers and dinosaurs are awesome?
Marge I've really got to stop searching for "valuable lessons" in things.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20