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'''You Could Do Worse''' is a song sung by [[Moe]], [[Marge]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Barney]] and [[Homer]] in the "There's No Business Like Moe Business" segment of [[Treehouse of Horror XX]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Daniel Chun]].
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{{Noncanon}}
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{{Song
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|name = "You Could Do Worse"
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|image = [[File:You Could Do Worse.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]
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|characters = [[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Lenny Leonard]]<br>[[Carl Carlson]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
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|length = 0:25
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|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Daniel Chun]]
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|album =
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|appearance = "[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"You Could Do Worse"''' is a song sung by [[Moe]], [[Marge]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Barney]] and [[Homer]].
:'''Moe''':
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:My taste for romance
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== Lyrics ==
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:'''Moe:'''
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:My taste for romance,
 
:Is kinda perverse.
 
:Is kinda perverse.
:I can only make love
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:I can only make love,
 
:In the back of a hearse.
 
:In the back of a hearse.
  
:Plus I gotta be dressed
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:Plus I gotta be dressed,
 
:As a Civil War nurse.
 
:As a Civil War nurse.
 
:And then when I'm finished,
 
:And then when I'm finished,
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:But you could do worse.
 
:But you could do worse.
  
:'''Marge''':
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:'''Marge:'''
 
:I could do worse.
 
:I could do worse.
  
:'''Lenny, Carl and Barney''':
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:'''Lenny, Carl and Barney:'''
 
:We're proof that you...
 
:We're proof that you...
  
:'''Moe and Marge''':
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:'''Moe and Marge:'''
 
:You/I could do worse.
 
:You/I could do worse.
  
:'''Homer''':
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:'''Homer:'''
 
:She couldn't possibly do worse!
 
:She couldn't possibly do worse!
  
[[Category:Songs]]
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== Appearances ==
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XX|(There's No Business Like Moe Business)}}
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[[Category:Non-canon songs]]
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[[Category:Songs by Moe]]
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[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
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[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Barney]]
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[[Category:Songs by Lenny]]
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[[Category:Songs by Carl]]
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[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]
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[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]
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[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
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[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]

Latest revision as of 08:21, April 25, 2020

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"You Could Do Worse"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Julie Kavner
Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Characters: Moe Szyslak
Marge Simpson
Lenny Leonard
Carl Carlson
Barney Gumble
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:25
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Daniel Chun
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror XX"

"You Could Do Worse" is a song sung by Moe, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Barney and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Moe:
My taste for romance,
Is kinda perverse.
I can only make love,
In the back of a hearse.
Plus I gotta be dressed,
As a Civil War nurse.
And then when I'm finished,
I'll go through your purse.
But you could do worse.
Marge:
I could do worse.
Lenny, Carl and Barney:
We're proof that you...
Moe and Marge:
You/I could do worse.
Homer:
She couldn't possibly do worse!

Appearances[edit]