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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield|Lisa the Iconoclast}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield|Lisa the Iconoclast}} | ||
| − | :''[The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. | + | :''[The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from [[Hortense Simpson|Great-Aunt Hortense]], who has recently passed away. Marge takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals. |
{{qf|Bank Clerk}} ''[wearing an ape mask]'' Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape? | {{qf|Bank Clerk}} ''[wearing an ape mask]'' Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[protesting]'' Mom ... | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[protesting]'' Mom... |
{{qf|Marge}} A professional in an ape mask is still a professional. | {{qf|Marge}} A professional in an ape mask is still a professional. | ||
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| − | :''[In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding | + | :''[In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the [[Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Corporation]] has just received a phone call, inquiring about [[Krusty the Clown]]'s account.]'' |
{{qf|Representative}} I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. | {{qf|Representative}} I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. | ||
:''[The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]'' | :''[The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]'' | ||
{{qf|Representative}} Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! ''[sighs resignedly]'' Oh, it's too hot today. | {{qf|Representative}} Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! ''[sighs resignedly]'' Oh, it's too hot today. | ||
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| − | :''[Thanks to | + | :''[Thanks to Bart's alerting the bank about Krusty's Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]'' |
{{qf|Bank Clerk}} It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty. | {{qf|Bank Clerk}} It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty. | ||
:''[Bart groans.]'' | :''[Bart groans.]'' | ||
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| − | :''[On the evening news, [[Kent Brockman]] reports on | + | :''[On the evening news, [[Kent Brockman]] reports on Krusty's arrest and Bart's role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]'' |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him? | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him? |
{{qf|Lisa}} It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it. | {{qf|Lisa}} It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow. | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow. | ||
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- [The Simpsons each receive $100 in a bequest from Great-Aunt Hortense, who has recently passed away. Marge takes the kids to the bank to deposit their money.]
- Marge: You'll feel better knowing your money's is in the hands of professionals.
- Bank Clerk: [wearing an ape mask] Uk, uk. Are you folks ready to go ape?
- Lisa: [protesting] Mom...
- Marge: A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.
- [In the Cayman Islands, a representative of the Cayman Islands Offshore Holding Corporation has just received a phone call, inquiring about Krusty the Clown's account.]
- Representative: I'm sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account.
- [The representative hangs up the phone, then does a double take as he realizes what he just did.]
- Representative: Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! [sighs resignedly] Oh, it's too hot today.
- [Thanks to Bart's alerting the bank about Krusty's Cayman Islands account, Krusty has been arrested. The bank clerk fills Bart in on what's happened.]
- Bank Clerk: It turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you. Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, though. I love Krusty.
- [Bart groans.]
- [On the evening news, Kent Brockman reports on Krusty's arrest and Bart's role in it. Bart feels remorseful.]
- Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
- Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, don't beat yourself up over it.
- Bart: Yeah. There'll be plenty of people to do that for me at recess tomorrow.
