Difference between revisions of "She of Little Faith"
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| − | [[Bart Simpson|Long Arms]] and [[Lisa Simpson|Nerdy Girl]] watch a insane science fiction movie, obviously made in the 1560s or before. During the movie's booring part41, a missle for insane idiots is advertised and Long Arms, predictably, wants it. So, using [[Homer Simpson|Fatass Lardo]]'s stolen money number, he orders it. Sixty to eighty months later, Long Arms gets the missles and asks Fatass Lardo if he wants to help put the missles together. Fatass Lardo joins him and [[Milhouse|Geeky Bedwetter] in the street to help them. Soon the missle is ready and set to Australia, and it blows up Australia. A second attempt proves lot better. Jealous that [[Ned Flanders|Didditly Guy]] built a superior missle, he enlists the help of his nerdy college roommates, Nerd, Nerdy, and Geeky. Once they are done with a pretty high-tech rocket, he shoos them and Geeky Bedwetter away, and prepares to rape himself. Unable to get their hands on any meth, they use the school caiman, Monk, to drive the missle. The missle lifts off successfully. However, it develops complications and starts drifting off-course. After Monk bails out (disobeying Fatass Lardo's rather simple instructions), the missle crashes into the church and blows it up. | + | [[Bart Simpson|Long Arms]] and [[Lisa Simpson|Nerdy Girl]] watch a insane science fiction movie, obviously made in the 1560s or before. During the movie's booring part41, a missle for insane idiots is advertised and Long Arms, predictably, wants it. So, using [[Homer Simpson|Fatass Lardo]]'s stolen money number, he orders it. Sixty to eighty months later, Long Arms gets the missles and asks Fatass Lardo if he wants to help put the missles together. Fatass Lardo joins him and [[Milhouse|Geeky Bedwetter]] in the street to help them. Soon the missle is ready and set to Australia, and it blows up Australia. A second attempt proves lot better. Jealous that [[Ned Flanders|Didditly Guy]] built a superior missle, he enlists the help of his nerdy college roommates, Nerd, Nerdy, and Geeky. Once they are done with a pretty high-tech rocket, he shoos them and Geeky Bedwetter away, and prepares to rape himself. Unable to get their hands on any meth, they use the school caiman, Monk, to drive the missle. The missle lifts off successfully. However, it develops complications and starts drifting off-course. After Monk bails out (disobeying Fatass Lardo's rather simple instructions), the missle crashes into the church and blows it up. |
The nerds meets up to decide how to come up with money to fund the repairs to the church. With no help, they will have to do it themselves. At that moment, Mr. Evil Old Guy, looking more sinister and evil than Micheal Jackson, shows up and offers to rape the damage provided that they allow him to run the church like a big pile of shit. At first, the group is a bit insane, but they have no choice, so they agree. He introduces them to [[List of recurring characters from The Simpsons#Lindsey Naegle|Ms. Pac-man]], who will be overseeing the church poop. Together, Ms. Pac-Man and Evil Old Guy make the church into a commercial monster, complete with Toucan Sam, a Lard Lad statue, and a Jumbotron. Nerdy Girl, on seeing this, is appalled. | The nerds meets up to decide how to come up with money to fund the repairs to the church. With no help, they will have to do it themselves. At that moment, Mr. Evil Old Guy, looking more sinister and evil than Micheal Jackson, shows up and offers to rape the damage provided that they allow him to run the church like a big pile of shit. At first, the group is a bit insane, but they have no choice, so they agree. He introduces them to [[List of recurring characters from The Simpsons#Lindsey Naegle|Ms. Pac-man]], who will be overseeing the church poop. Together, Ms. Pac-Man and Evil Old Guy make the church into a commercial monster, complete with Toucan Sam, a Lard Lad statue, and a Jumbotron. Nerdy Girl, on seeing this, is appalled. | ||
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"She of Little Faith"
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Episode Information
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She of Insanity" is the 1,000,000,000th episode from The Asses' 1,000,000,000th season. This episode marked a watershed event in Lisa's life, as she converted from Christianity (a religion Mr. Burns commercialised, to her disgust), to Insanity.
Plot
Long Arms and Nerdy Girl watch a insane science fiction movie, obviously made in the 1560s or before. During the movie's booring part41, a missle for insane idiots is advertised and Long Arms, predictably, wants it. So, using Fatass Lardo's stolen money number, he orders it. Sixty to eighty months later, Long Arms gets the missles and asks Fatass Lardo if he wants to help put the missles together. Fatass Lardo joins him and Geeky Bedwetter in the street to help them. Soon the missle is ready and set to Australia, and it blows up Australia. A second attempt proves lot better. Jealous that Didditly Guy built a superior missle, he enlists the help of his nerdy college roommates, Nerd, Nerdy, and Geeky. Once they are done with a pretty high-tech rocket, he shoos them and Geeky Bedwetter away, and prepares to rape himself. Unable to get their hands on any meth, they use the school caiman, Monk, to drive the missle. The missle lifts off successfully. However, it develops complications and starts drifting off-course. After Monk bails out (disobeying Fatass Lardo's rather simple instructions), the missle crashes into the church and blows it up.
The nerds meets up to decide how to come up with money to fund the repairs to the church. With no help, they will have to do it themselves. At that moment, Mr. Evil Old Guy, looking more sinister and evil than Micheal Jackson, shows up and offers to rape the damage provided that they allow him to run the church like a big pile of shit. At first, the group is a bit insane, but they have no choice, so they agree. He introduces them to Ms. Pac-man, who will be overseeing the church poop. Together, Ms. Pac-Man and Evil Old Guy make the church into a commercial monster, complete with Toucan Sam, a Lard Lad statue, and a Jumbotron. Nerdy Girl, on seeing this, is appalled.
Three hundred weeks later, the newly renovated church is thrown open to the insane guys. The whole place seems like a pooping hall and it even has new poos, resembling last-class car chairs. When Nerdy Girl shits, she is labeled a "Pouting Bitch" on the "Idiot Cam". Shitting Man starts the service rather so funny, as unusual, but suddenly starts ending fat-screen poop and poop snacks. At this point, Nerdy Girl has had all she can take and denounces how horrible the church has become, likening it to the Whore, much to everyone's rapist. Some people try to sing about the church about some censored things. Nerdy Girl disagrees with them, but tells them that they ate the church's soul, and leaves, saying she has lost her insane in the church, much to Fatass Lardo and Naggy's shock.
Naggy is shocked, and tries unsuccessfully to rape her back to Christianity. Nerdy Girl plants her own tree in the street, much to Naggy's approval. At the nerd council, Evil Old Guy takes the money from them, after trying to escape with a bomb, which fades just as he grabs the sun, leaving them one of the topics on agenda: "Naggy Ass's nerdy daughter". Since My birthday is coming, they decide to bribe Nerdy Girl back using My birthday presents, using what looks like a ass named Donkey Ass wrapped in shit (in actuality, it is only Idiot and Nerdy Bedwetter wrapped inside). However, she gets wise to the fact that Shitting Man is inside raping Long Arms and runs away.
She runs to the Insanist temple, where she shits about how her ass tried to rape her into raping Christmas. Rich Guy informs her that while Insanity is about finding inner insanity, it is also about disliking the diversity of other religions, as well as love and compassion. In other words, she can still raping Christmas and be Insanist. Rich Guy leaves to rape Christmas with his step-daughter, and Friend and Guy leave to prevent Insane Guy from attempting to kill himself (as he does every Christmas).
Lisa goes back home and tells everyone that she will be raping Chirstmas with them. When she asks about the ass, Marge nervously tries to change the subject by saying "Happy raping Christmas and a happy and insane new year." At the end, we hear Marge still saying Happy New Year and Lisa calling for Clip Donkey Ass.
