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| − | '''''Late Show Top Ten List''''' is a regular segment of the television program ''{{w|Late Show with David Letterman}}'' where a celebrity reads out a top ten list. [[Homer Simpson]] has done | + | '''''Late Show Top Ten List''''' is a regular segment of the television program ''{{w|Late Show with David Letterman}}'' where a celebrity reads out a top ten list. [[Homer Simpson]] has done three lists, one in [[2008]], one in [[2010]] and another in [[2012]]. |
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| + | == Reasons I, Homer Simpson, am proud to be an America == | ||
| + | # We're the first country to leave trash on the Moon | ||
| + | # Even a dumb guy can have his own show, right Dave? | ||
| + | # Not a nation of blowhard teabags like [[England]] | ||
| + | # We own [[Hawaii]] | ||
| + | # No other country has cars, I assume | ||
| + | # It's the home of French fries, German chocolate cake, and Korean barbeque | ||
| + | # Our flag doesn't have any weird stuff on it | ||
| + | # America has won every [[Super Bowl]] | ||
| + | # Warnings on cups tell you hot things are hot | ||
| + | # High obesity rates make me feel better about my body | ||
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Late Show Top Ten List
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Special Information
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Late Show Top Ten List is a regular segment of the television program Late Show with David Letterman where a celebrity reads out a top ten list. Homer Simpson has done three lists, one in 2008, one in 2010 and another in 2012.
Reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next President
- Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in.
- My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
- My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore.
- I will be the secretary of donuts.
- I will appoint a secretary of donuts.
- I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
- I will take full adventage of the free food that comes with the job.
- Fox News is already on my side.
- With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
- I'm smarter than the last guy.
Things i've learned from the last 20 years of Television
- Television is not a vast wasteland, it's a cesspool.
- Ever notice all morning weathermen are as fat as a dump truck?
- There is no good way to tell you spouse you want to go on Wife Swap.
- No one on Earth is funnier than Howie Mandel.
- Sitting close to the TV is a cheap alternative to a tanning salon.
- Sadly, Cougar Town, is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats.
- Widescreen televisions were invented to accommodate Keith Olbermann's enormous head.
- Thanks to iTunes, now you can get free TV shows for just 99 cents.
- Do not buy sushi from the Home Shopping Network.
- Better to be bald than have a hairpiece like Letterman.
Reasons I, Homer Simpson, am proud to be an America
- We're the first country to leave trash on the Moon
- Even a dumb guy can have his own show, right Dave?
- Not a nation of blowhard teabags like England
- We own Hawaii
- No other country has cars, I assume
- It's the home of French fries, German chocolate cake, and Korean barbeque
- Our flag doesn't have any weird stuff on it
- America has won every Super Bowl
- Warnings on cups tell you hot things are hot
- High obesity rates make me feel better about my body
