Difference between revisions of "Bat's Out of the Bag"

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Bat's Out of the Bag is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Countess Dracula to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining Countess Dracula Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield. I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way. I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages. Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too! First, we must learn how to be diplomatic. Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go! Task: "Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony? According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present. I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door. Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child. You know we can't enter a house without being invited. Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires? No, it's the rules in Miss Manners. Task: "Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours. How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet? Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes. And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious". Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows. I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community. And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry! Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock. Task: "Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association. I can pay my dues in advance. Welcome aboard! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association. How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked? Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside. I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody. It's so nice to meet someone like me! Task: "Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens. Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys? No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order. You're amazing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark Batty, I'm home! How did it go, my harbinger of calamity? Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry? Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association. Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts! Task: "Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank". The job takes place at a Bloobmobile, First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association? Still better than Flanders. Quest reward: 200 and 20