| No Accounting for Taste
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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No Accounting for Taste is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Count Grampa to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After unlocking Count Grampa
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Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
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No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
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I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
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But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...
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| Task: "Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead?
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Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark
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So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me.
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This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire.
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Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa.
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Except now I live forever.
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This is a nightmare!!!
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| Task: "Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap.
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Don't suppose you have a coffin.
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Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark
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Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat...
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Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that!
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I'm eatin' out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck".
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They have that cute waitress I like!
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Oh, I'm getting confused again.
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| Task: "Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed". The job takes 8 hours.
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Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark
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Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks.
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Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck.
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Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood.
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I'm too stiff to bend down that far.
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Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something.
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Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be?
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| Task: "Make Count Grampa Change Form". The job takes 12 hours.
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*breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 20
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| After tapping on Count Grampa's exclamation mark
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Can't you get me out of this curse?
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I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake.
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Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat.
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No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed!
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I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready.
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Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filmy eyes...
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| Task: "Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless!
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Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses.
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Yes...and don't spare the digressions...
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I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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