| Curse Craze
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Curse Craze is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires the Witch to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark
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Tee hee hee! I’ve boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete!
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You’re not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house?
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No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof.
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So, who are you going to curse?
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You know, what with all the newt boiling, I kind of forgot.
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But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste!
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| Task: "Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately". The job takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark
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I can’t just go around cursing everybody in sight.
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That’s against the Witches’ Code. People won’t take me seriously.
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Tee hee hee hee hee.
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But there’s one person everyone agrees deserves cursing.
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Cell phone customer service representatives.
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| Task: "Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses". The job takes 8 hours.
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What do you mean, “Unlimited Data” doesn’t actually mean unlimited data?!
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May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark
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I used up all my revenge potion, and I can’t face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life?
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Well, you’re used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade?
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Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts?
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Well, my nephew’s always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce.
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All commerce is evil.
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| Task: "Make Witch Set Up E-Shop". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark
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I should have opened an e-store long ago. I love it!
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Would you like to see the comments and reviews?
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I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers!
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These aren’t positive at all!
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Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again.
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| Task: "Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| After starting the job
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Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said?
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Of course you can’t use your enemy’s cat’s fur. I curse you with face warts!
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| After finishing the task
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Making people happy isn't my area of expertise.
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Maybe you should hire some cell phone customer service representatives.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Witch's exclamation mark
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I hate running a business! Taxes, inventory, customer service.
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I miss the simple joys of flying around on a broom and baking fat kids in the oven.
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How did I end up in this pickle?
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Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them.
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| Task: "Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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