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| − | {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} Jumpin' jeepers! I don't know how [[Fidel Castro|Castro]] got past our | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} Jumpin' jeepers! I don't know how [[Fidel Castro|Castro]] got past our borders—Or how he got so big—Or why my punches can't seem to connect! |
{{qf|[[Claude Kane II]]}} What the heck is wrong with Radioactive Man? | {{qf|[[Claude Kane II]]}} What the heck is wrong with Radioactive Man? | ||
{{qf|[[Fallout Boy]]}} I think he's trying to do the twist! | {{qf|[[Fallout Boy]]}} I think he's trying to do the twist! | ||
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{{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} ''[thinking]'' Gee, I hate when dad scowls at me like that! But I must keep up the pretense of being a spoiled rich kid. No one must ever suspect that shallow and insecure Claude Kane III is in reality, the noble and heroic Radioactive Man! | {{qf|[[Claude Kane III]]}} ''[thinking]'' Gee, I hate when dad scowls at me like that! But I must keep up the pretense of being a spoiled rich kid. No one must ever suspect that shallow and insecure Claude Kane III is in reality, the noble and heroic Radioactive Man! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Gloria Grand}} This is amazing, Dr. Kane! These | + | {{qf|Gloria Grand}} This is amazing, Dr. Kane! These specks—Are they some sort of sub-atomic life form you've discovered? |
{{qf|Claude Kane II}} Ah, that's just dust on the lens, Miss Grand! My assistant forgot to put the slide in! | {{qf|Claude Kane II}} Ah, that's just dust on the lens, Miss Grand! My assistant forgot to put the slide in! | ||
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{{qf|[[Dr. Crab]]}} I'll take care of her, 8-644! Anything further? | {{qf|[[Dr. Crab]]}} I'll take care of her, 8-644! Anything further? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Nickolai]]}} Wal, I dunt unnerstan why TV monitor is needed when you stay in | + | {{qf|[[Nickolai]]}} Wal, I dunt unnerstan why TV monitor is needed when you stay in shadow—And why we haff numbers when there is all but two of us—And why--? |
{{qf|Dr. Crab}} That's enough, 8-644! | {{qf|Dr. Crab}} That's enough, 8-644! | ||
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{{qf|Dr. Crab}} Thanks for nothing, idiot! I wasn't ready to reveal who I am yet! | {{qf|Dr. Crab}} Thanks for nothing, idiot! I wasn't ready to reveal who I am yet! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Fallout Boy}} But, Radioactive | + | {{qf|Fallout Boy}} But, Radioactive Man—How do we find Gloria—Or Dr. Crab, for that matter?! |
{{qf|Radioactive Man}} Patience, little buddy-- --And a little luck! | {{qf|Radioactive Man}} Patience, little buddy-- --And a little luck! | ||
| − | {{qf|Fallout Boy}} Right! By the way, Radioactive Man, before we go any | + | {{qf|Fallout Boy}} Right! By the way, Radioactive Man, before we go any further—Can you do me a favor? Stop calling me "little buddy"! |
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{{qf|Dinosaur}} In my day, you young whippersnapper, upright humans had respect for their elders! My species would've ruled the world today if it wasn't for a dang-blasted comet... You homo sapiens don't know what it's like to live through an ice age... --Even with my cold blood, I was freezing! Why, back in my day... | {{qf|Dinosaur}} In my day, you young whippersnapper, upright humans had respect for their elders! My species would've ruled the world today if it wasn't for a dang-blasted comet... You homo sapiens don't know what it's like to live through an ice age... --Even with my cold blood, I was freezing! Why, back in my day... | ||
[[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]] | [[Category:Radioactive Man stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:24, April 27, 2024
- Radioactive Man: Jumpin' jeepers! I don't know how Castro got past our borders—Or how he got so big—Or why my punches can't seem to connect!
- Claude Kane II: What the heck is wrong with Radioactive Man?
- Fallout Boy: I think he's trying to do the twist!
- Gloria Grand: I think he's having a fit!
- Claude Kane III: [thinking] Gee, I hate when dad scowls at me like that! But I must keep up the pretense of being a spoiled rich kid. No one must ever suspect that shallow and insecure Claude Kane III is in reality, the noble and heroic Radioactive Man!
- Gloria Grand: This is amazing, Dr. Kane! These specks—Are they some sort of sub-atomic life form you've discovered?
- Claude Kane II: Ah, that's just dust on the lens, Miss Grand! My assistant forgot to put the slide in!
- Dr. Crab: I'll take care of her, 8-644! Anything further?
- Nickolai: Wal, I dunt unnerstan why TV monitor is needed when you stay in shadow—And why we haff numbers when there is all but two of us—And why--?
- Dr. Crab: That's enough, 8-644!
- Claude Kane III: ...For a moment there, I was afraid Gloria was going to ask if dad ever told me about the birds and the bees! That would have been so embarrassing!
- Fallout Boy: This is about Radioactive Man, isn't it, Dr. Kane? The word around the schoolyard is that he's off his rocker!
- Claude Kane II: I wouldn't put it that way, lad... ...The clinical term is that he went insane!
- Nickolai: You genius, comrade! You brought capitalistic sooper-hero to standstill with illusion maker projector hidden in fashionable hat!
- Dr. Crab: Thanks for nothing, idiot! I wasn't ready to reveal who I am yet!
- Fallout Boy: But, Radioactive Man—How do we find Gloria—Or Dr. Crab, for that matter?!
- Radioactive Man: Patience, little buddy-- --And a little luck!
- Fallout Boy: Right! By the way, Radioactive Man, before we go any further—Can you do me a favor? Stop calling me "little buddy"!
- Dinosaur: In my day, you young whippersnapper, upright humans had respect for their elders! My species would've ruled the world today if it wasn't for a dang-blasted comet... You homo sapiens don't know what it's like to live through an ice age... --Even with my cold blood, I was freezing! Why, back in my day...
