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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[toasting]'' To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll take 42 bathtubs please. | ||
| + | {{qf|Clerk}} Today you can buy 50 for $3000. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I said ''42!'' | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer, [[Marge]], [[Bart]]}} ''[in unison]'' Go to your room Lisa! | ||
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| + | :''[Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Rex]]}} Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definitely. | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} Huh? | ||
| + | {{qf|Rex}} ''[to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! ''[to Lou]'' Get those shoes shining! ''[to an unidentified officer]'' Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers! | ||
| + | :''[Wiggum stands up.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Rex}} ''[to Wiggum]'' Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye? | ||
| + | {{qf|Wiggum}} Well... No, no, I guess not. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[drunkly to the camera]'' What are you looking at? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Kent]]}} 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'm going out to [[Moe's]] for a couple of beers. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'll come with you. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in [[Georgia]]? ''[Marge murmurs disappointingly]'' | ||
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- Homer: [toasting] To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
- Homer: I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
- Clerk: Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
- Homer: I said 42!
- Lisa: Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
- Homer, Marge, Bart: [in unison] Go to your room Lisa!
- [Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws a TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his chair.]
- Wiggum: Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
- Rex: Rex Banner. I'm running this department now. Wiggum you're out. Suspended definitely.
- Wiggum: Huh?
- Rex: [to Eddie]' Tuck in that shirt! [to Lou] Get those shoes shining! [to an unidentified officer] Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
- [Wiggum stands up.]
- Rex: [to Wiggum] Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- Wiggum: Well... No, no, I guess not.
- Bart: [drunkly to the camera] What are you looking at?
- Kent: 'What are you looking at?' The innocent words of a drunken child. Well I'll tell you what were looking at young man. A town gone mad! A town is very conscience was washed away in a tide of beer and green vomit!
- Bart: I'm going out to Moe's for a couple of beers.
- Homer: I'll come with you.
- Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
- Homer: Oh honey you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia? [Marge murmurs disappointingly]
