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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight. | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. [[Lisa Simpson|My little girl]]'s a lead weight. | ||
| − | {{qf|{{ | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Serena Williams}}}} You're dumping your own daughter? |
{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]! | {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, but only to crush my wife and [[Bart Simpson|son]]! | ||
{{qf|Serena Williams}} That's horrible! | {{qf|Serena Williams}} That's horrible! | ||
| − | {{qf|{{ | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Venus Williams}}}} Yeah, that's pretty low. |
{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Venus]'' Hmm... you seem less disgusted, let's go! | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Venus]'' Hmm... you seem less disgusted, let's go! | ||
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- Lou: Hey Chief, we're gonna bust up that crack house tonight.
- Wiggum: We did that last night.
- Lou: Yeah, but this time we got the right address.
- Homer: Hey, that's great. Listen, I need a new doubles partner. My little girl's a lead weight.
- Serena Williams: You're dumping your own daughter?
- Homer: Yeah, but only to crush my wife and son!
- Serena Williams: That's horrible!
- Venus Williams: Yeah, that's pretty low.
- Homer: [to Venus] Hmm... you seem less disgusted, let's go!
- Smithers: Oh, where did you buy that novelty hand, sir?
- Mr. Burns: This? Oh that's just fluid collecting.
- Marge: And it's gonna do wonders for our social life!
- Homer: Yeah, it's nice to entertain friends and have people over.
- Ned: Hey, you got a tennis court?
- Homer: Keep walking, Flanders.
- Ned: Will do...
- Homer: Faster!
- Grandpa: [singing] What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his knee] Owww, ow ow ow ow. What's new, Pussycat? [cracks his back back] Ohhhhh, god noooo!
