The Things we Do

The Things we Do

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	15
Update:	When the Bough Breaks
Requirement(s):	myPad
Required characters:	Marge
Optional characters:	Maggie
Internal name(s):	TheThingsWeDo
ID(s):	256000
Next quest(s):	Three's a Crowd Pt. 1

The Things we Do is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
	Are you guys excited for a beautiful day in the park?
	Can't. Doing a history project on Ancient Greece.
	Can't. Playing a video game set in Ancient Greece.
	Eat my toga, Oracle of Delphi!
	Ok, then it'll be just the three of us! Come on, Maggie!
	excited clapping
	Come on, Santa's Little Helper!
	excited barking
	Wait, why is the park gated off?
	Sorry ma'am, Springfield Dog Park's closed until we can find new housing for the cat lady that just moved in.
	angry rambling noises
	angry cat noises
	scared whimpers
	But you're in luck, a fancy new dog park just opened over in Waverly Hills.
	That's great! Thanks, Mr. Park Ranger!
	Wow, this Waverly Hills Dog Park is amazing — lifeguards with silent whistles only dogs can hear, professional poop picker-uppers...
	And there's even automatic tennis ball launchers for fetch!
	...
	I keep forgetting that you can't talk — even now as I'm saying this to you...
	Oh look, Maggie, there's your friend, Hudson...
	happy noises
	thinking to herself Please be with a babysitter and not with his mom. Please be with a babysitter and not with his mom.
	Hi, Marge.
	And it's his mom...
Task: "Make Marge sigh". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Smile at Hudson". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
	So, Courtney, which one of those dogs out there is yours?
	Oh, we don't have a dog.
	We're at the dog park to scout for one that fits best with Hudson's aura, and then sequence its DNA to make the perfect clone puppy.
	Um, ok...well, do you mind if Maggie plays with Hudson in the sand pit?
	Not at all! Hudson always seems to hit it off with your Maggie.
	thinking to herself What if I misjudged Courtney? Maybe she isn't just an elitist, overbearing, showoff of a mom. Maybe deep down she's also a sweet, caring—
	Aren't those the same clothes you wore to our last playdate? I guess TJ Maxx must have had their end-of-year sale.
	thinking to herself Nope. Courtney still sucks.
	By the way, this outfit is Kirkland brand from Costco — which means it's designer quality but sold at a fraction of the cost.
	I'm pretty sure my housekeeper shops there.
	So...how's Hudson? He sure is getting big.
	That's probably on account of the oat milk-infused Japanese wheatgrass cleanse he's been on. Growing while maintaining your body's pH level is super important, don't you agree?
	If it gets me through this conversation, then yes...
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Maggie