 
Three's a Crowd
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| Three's a Crowd
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Three's a Crowd is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the When the Bough Breaks content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing The Things we Do
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...and then they said Hudson had the highest IQ they've ever recorded in an astrological-based mind scan. Can you believe that, Marge?
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Yeah...look at the time, our dog needs to eat his food at home, so we really have to get going.
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Santa's Little Helper, let's go!
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*sad whimper*
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Come on, Maggie, play time's over!
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*sad whimper*
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Don't leave yet, Marge. I have a cool sculpting hot yoga class in thirty minutes and I need to kill time. You should try it, it's cool sculpting but while doing yoga in a hot room.
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Yeah, I gathered...
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Last session, I passed out in "child's pose" and when I woke up, I had an eight-pack!
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I hate Waverly Hills.
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Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x115). Task: "Make Marge Continue to Play Nice With Courtney". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Laugh With Hudson". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So, Marge, we should totally do another playdate at our house tomorrow. Hudson just loves spending time with Maggie.
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Oh, we'd love to, but, uh, we can't. Tomorrow is, um, Maggie's...origami yoga dance class. Yeah, that's a real thing I didn't just make up.
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*sad noise*
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Maggie, give me a break here. You don't know what I had to sit through while you played with Hudson.
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*even sadder noise*
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Fine, fine. We'll do another playdate...
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*happy noises*
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Courtney, I just checked our schedule, and it looks like the origami yoga dance class tomorrow got canceled.
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Amazing! Should we celebrate with some Botox shots?
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Oh... I just had some this morning, you go ahead.
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Your loss! *injects Botox*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Sand Tropez
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Homer! I need to pick up snacks for Maggie's playdate. Can you watch her for a bit?
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Ooh, snacks! Pick me up some sour cream and onion chips while you're there. Oh, and some of those chocolate ice cream tacos I love.
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I'm not going to a normal grocery store. I have to go to the fancy baby food store in Waverly Hills.
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How fancy? Whole-Foods-before-Amazon-bought-it fancy? Or Virgin-Airlines-before-Alaska-Airlines-bought-it fancy?
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Homer, it's not adult food. It's organic food for babies.
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Food is food, Marge. Just get me whatever looks the best.
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Everything there is either apple sauce or pureed vegetables.
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I like apple sauce. Get me that and skip the vegetables.
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Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x155). Task: "Make Marge Go Shopping". The job takes a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or a Visitable Home. Task: "Make Homer Watch Maggie". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So, uh, Maggie, what do you usually get up to while Daddy isn't around?
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*points to toys*
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Oh, you play with these little toys? Okay, let's see what we've got here...
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Ooh, an army action figure! Want to play soldier?
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*shakes her head and points again*
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Ah, the teacup is what you want? Does that mean you want to have a tea party?
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*nods her head "yes"*
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Fine. But instead of tea, Daddy's going to drink beer.
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*nods her head again*
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You always were my favorite.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hudson's House
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| After completing Pt. 2
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So then I told Barney, "You want your precious keys? Well, if you can beat me at darts, they're yours".
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*chuckles*
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Homer? I'm back from the store. How was everything with Maggie?
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*belches* Tea time was tea-utiful...
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*sigh* Homer, when I say, "watch Maggie", that doesn't mean you're supposed to get drunk with the baby.
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Look, Marge. I don't know who spiked the tea. Probably Edwin over there. Come on, Edwin, admit it.
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Edwin is a stuffed giraffe!
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Okay, Maggie, let's hustle. It's almost time for your playdate with Hudson. Homer, can you let the dog out while I'm gone?
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*snoring*
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Don't worry, Mom. I'll take care of the dog. And Dad.
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Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x115). Task: "Make Marge Drive to Hudson's House". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Go to Hudson's House". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Let the Dog Out". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Sleep on the Floor". The job takes place at the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Marge, so glad you could make it.
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Thanks for having us. I brought some baby food for the little ones.
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Wait, is that store-bought baby food?
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Yes. But don't worry, I got them at the fancy baby food store in Waverly Hills. See, only single ingredients! For example, these pureed carrots only contain carrots.
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Marge, Hudson only eats food grown in our own vegetable garden.
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You grow your own baby food?
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Of course we grow our own baby food. Do you not do that, Marge?
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No!
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Well, I'm sure you at least have a professional puree-ologist to puree the food on-site.
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Really?
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Look Marge, I'm just being a responsible mother. *throws Marge's food away*
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I can't let this food contaminate our kitchen. Now, care for a mimosa made from our Valencia orange tree?
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I'll take three.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Not Responsible for Injuries Park
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| After completing Pt. 3
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C'mon, Maggie, let me show you to the play area.
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Hudson, look who came to play with you!
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*waves to Maggie*
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And here's Gerald. He'll be joining us today as well.
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*slitting throat gesture*
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Wait, there are other kids here? I thought this was a one-on-one playdate.
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No, silly. One-on-ones are out. All the leading yoga moms say group playdates are much more stimulating for your child.
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Anyway, Gerald's mom dropped him off just before you got here.
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Wait, dropping off was an option?!
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Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x155). Task: "Make Marge Regret Not Doing a Dropoff". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Be Shocked at Gerald's Presence". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Hudson is owned: Task: "Make Hudson Introduce Maggie to Gerald". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Baby Gerald is owned: Task: "Make Gerald Make Threatening Gestures at Maggie". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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*introduces Gerald*
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*rolls eyes to convey she's already met Gerald*
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*makes a threatening gesture at Maggie*
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Aww, look, they're already getting along. Babies are so cute before they can speak.
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I always wonder what adorable things they're communicating to each other.
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*picks up a lead toy to attack Maggie*
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*motions for Maggie to step behind him*
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*motions Hudson to step aside*
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*shakes his head to imply Maggie belongs to him*
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*shakes her head in disbelief*
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*stands tall to affirm she doesn't belong to anyone*
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Wow, they all love each other so much!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Jogging Stroller-y
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| After completing Pt. 4
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*motions for Maggie to come over to him*
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*motions for Maggie to come over to him*
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*shakes her head indicating she's had enough of them both*
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*waves goodbye to Hudson* *starts crying*
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Sounds like Maggie is crying. I better go check her diaper.
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Task: "Collect Sippy Cups" (x195). Task: "Make Marge Check Maggie's Diaper". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Maggie is owned: Task: "Make Maggie Leave Hudson". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Hudson is owned: Task: "Make Hudson Regret His Words". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Baby Gerald is owned: Task: "Make Gerald Play by Himself". The job takes place at Hudson's House, the Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Thanks for having us, Courtney, but it's time we got going.
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You're not staying? We were just about to start singing nursery rhymes with the kids.
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Aww, that's sweet. What kind of nursery rhymes do you sing?
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We only sing K-pop classics translated to High Valyrian — it's a language from "Game of Thrones".
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Um, okay. Maggie and I are leaving. Bye!
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Geros ilas! That's "goodbye" in High Valyrian!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Courtney
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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Reward
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| Get Used Sippy Cups From School
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Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Ned, Maggie, Baby Gerald
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4h
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Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, Brown House
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5, 45
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| Search His Mom's Purse for Sippy Cups
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Hudson
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Center for Pre-Emptive Education
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8, 70
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