The Sno-Bliterator!/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: What a scary, immovable snowman! I bet there's nothing that can get past him! Nothing except... ...the Sno-Bliterator! A brand-new method of student transportation that will eliminate snow days... forever! Of course, such necessities don't pay for themselves, so we've cut back on a few programs this semester. Band members will find their instruments replaced by air, and we've recycled all pop quiz sheets for use in the bathroom stalls as toilet pap--
- Ralph Wiggum: Mr. Snowman tastes like my kitty catty's paws!
- Bart: What the--?! Oh no, it can't be! It's the Sno-Bliterator!
- Otto Mann: Sorry, Bart, but this bus waits for no one! You snoozed, so you lose, little dude!
- Nelson Muntz: I've never seen Bart like this before. All this "Sno-Bliterator" business is really ticking him off!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Oh no, I know that look... it means this time, it's personal! Uhh, Bart... are you okay?
- Bart: There are few things we kids can look forward to during the school year... ...terrorizing substitute teachers, eating the candy sale candy before you sell it, and snow days. And now Skinner wants to take one of those inalienable rights away, just because he can?! No way, man! We deserve these snow days, whether Skinner thinks so or not. We'll be ready for the next storm, but I'm gonna need help taking the Sno-Bliterator out of commission! Who's with me?
- Nelson: Destroying school property off school property? Done!
- Milhouse: Ohh... pick me, pick me!
- Edna Krabappel: You do realize I've overheard every word you're saying...
- Bart: Aw crud. Are you gonna tell on us?
- Edna Krabappel: Nah. Whatever you do, do it right... ...we teachers love snow days even more than you kids!
- Martin Prince: I'm thinking very seriously about legal action! Someone has to pay for my years of inevitable therapy!
- Superintendent Chalmers: SKIIINNEERR!!! Your pet project just cost us everything we saved and then some! Forget the promotion...you'll be working overtime to pay for this damage until you're 100!
