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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Summer Games 2020 content update/Gameplay

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200th update![edit]

After the user logs in on July 24th:
System Message Today marks the 200th update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out! For this momentous occasion, the Truck Truck Truck is now available for free!
System Message Need a place to put that Truck Truck Truck? How about this free Parking Lot Lot Lot?
System Message Still not enough? Fine, take these 30 free donuts!
Quest reward: Donut30

Summer Fun & Games[edit]

After completing 200th update!:
Quimby Aw, I'm missing my favorite summer activities: the rallies, the ribbon cuttings, the close distance affairs...
Miss Springfield At least we have summer sports to look forward to.
Brockman And this just in, the 2020 International Summer Games have been canceled due to health concerns.
Brockman In other news, I will continue to broadcast from my closet for the foreseeable future.
Quimby If I offer Springfield to host the Summer Games, my popularity will skyrocket!
Miss Springfield The Summer Games, here?! But Springfield's a dump!
Quimby A dump with four taxpayer-funded NFL stadiums.
Task: Make Quimby Bring the Summer Games to Springfield (1h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Quimby So, er, uh, we have a bunch of stadiums — just no parking structures, concessions, public transportation, or space to house the world's countries.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png If we made it work in Athens, we can make it work anywhere.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast[edit]

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Summer Fun & Games:
Quimby See? Springfield's not so bad...
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!
Quimby Oh, it's just a little messy...
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png These streets are littered with stray cats and Mardi Gras beads!
Crazy Cat Lady My cats!
Mrs. Muntz My beads!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.
Sea Captain Arr, I was about to sail away and ride out the end times...but, sure.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".
Comic Book Guy Nerds assemble!
Comic Book Guy Well, don't get too close.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x105]
Task: Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets [x5] (4h, Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House)
Task: Make Children Wash Windows [x5] (4h, Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png *pointing* You kids — dance!
Milhouse Okay! But which dance?
Martin Since school went online, we've all learned like three hundred TikTok dances!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Hmm, show me a "Renegade" and then transition to a "Savage".
Tapped Out Dancing Children Icon.png *TikTok dancing noises*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 1:
Brockman It seems as if the International Summer Games will be missing the "international" as every world government is declining to come to Springfield.
Sakatumi Springfield? Hard pass.
Mexican Duffman ¡Ay! ¡No!
Cayman Island Banker Our health experts are keen on us maintaining our longstanding policy of "Springfield-Distancing".
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png The moment you secure housing for the fencing teams, they pull the rug out from under you.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, it's been real, Springfield.
Quimby Wait, we don't need the rest of the world! America always wins the Summer Games anyway. We'll make it USA versus USA!
Homer U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quimby We'll be the host city of the most patriotic sporting competition ever! Well, at least the most patriotic for us.
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Nelson Icon.png Not so fast, Freedom Fries! Litovia is here to compete!
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Litovia 'til I die!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Litovia's not a country. Do you even have a constitution?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Nelson Icon.png Article one: punch people who ask questions. *punches Chairman*
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I commend your spirit. You can compete.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x140]
Task: Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians (6h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games [x5] (4h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Moe I'm in! The U-S of A ain't rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Aren't we all? *coughs* I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!
Moe America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...
Barney Remember the Titans!
Lenny We are Marshall!
Carl Miracle on Ice!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png It's been a challenge coming up with events that allow the competitors to stay a safe distance apart.
Quimby It doesn't matter what the events are, as long as we beat those pesky Litovians.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, so far the Litovians have the edge in singles tennis, timed-solitaire, and lawn darts.
Ralph I'm a statistic!
Quimby Our All-Springfield American team isn't winning???
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, last place is still the silver trophy.
Quimby We need to figure out what things only Springfielders are better at.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Pre-existing conditions?
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x175]
Task: Make Homer Beat Litovians in Sports Mascot Dance Off (4h, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Lose to Litovians in Bowling (4h, Bowlarama, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House)
Task: Make Flanders Beat Litovians in Horseshoes (4h, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Quimby Well, we were making up good ground on the Litovians until Barney lost in the bowling finals.
Homer But Barney throws strikes for breakfast!
Barney Those Litovians put crème de menthe in my bowling bag. Who told them mint-flavored alcohol is my kryptonite?
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png Another great victory for Litovia. So Lit!
Homer By Abraham Lincoln's Lincoln Logs, I will destroy these Litovians!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 3:
Brockman We are now in the final stretch of the games: cornhole, Dance Dance Revolution, and lotto scratchers.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png The whole world is watching — it was either this or sitting through that Michael Jordan "documentary" for the 4th time.
Quimby We Springfielders have to be like Mike and destroy the Litovians like he destroyed Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, some guy named Clyde, Isiah Thomas, and that poisoned pizza.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png I don't know, these Litovians are tough competitors. They keep bullying all the refs.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png My best one quit after they gave him a "swirly".
Lisa Hmm, swirlies... I'm going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them...
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x210]
Task: Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians (4h, Businesses or Brown House)
Task: Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole (2h, Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers (1h, Kwik-E-Mart, Moe's Tavern, Town Hall or Brown House)
Homer Woohoo! I cornholed the Litovians!
Moe Scissors as a first move? Stupid Litovians. Rock is the American way!
Carl *holding lotto ticket* I get to keep the million dollars! I'm moving back to Iceland!
Homer U-S-A! U-S-A!
Carl ICE-LAND! ICE-LAND!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 4:
Brockman It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...
Brockman The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!
Homer Okay boy, you're representing us on the world stage. Don't lose and make America look any dumber.
Bart Relax! I got this. No way these weirdo Litovians know "Springfield Rules".
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies [x210]
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Lose to the Litovians at Tetherball (4h, Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Watch Bart Lose at Tetherball (4h, Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House)
Homer NOOOOO! Bart! How could you lose?!
Bart That was illegal! You double-hit!
Tapped Out Disguised Smug Jimbo Icon.png "Double-hits" are allowed if following a "triple-half-spinny".
Bart You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!
Lisa No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That's Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!
Homer The bullies moved to Litovia?
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png There's no such thing as Litovia. It's made up! The integrity of this two-country international competition is ruined!
Homer You Litovians betrayed our country? And for what? Glory? Cheap trophies? Your own Wikipedia page?
Nelson It was a political protest. America sucks!
Jimbo Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!
Nelson You're getting a swirly! *flushes toilet*
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png This place IS worse than Athens!
Quimby I declare this the end of the International Summer Games! Our Eternal Tire Fire Flame can now be extinguished!
Homer U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Game But Not Forgotten[edit]

After completing Summer Sportin', Had Me a Blast Pt. 5:
Quimby Well, the Summer Games turned out to be a rousing success!
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Maybe for you. I can't wait to leave this vile place.
Quimby Er-uh...that's not how things work around here. Once you're unlocked you're here forever.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, at least give me a job — a role in your administration as a reward for making the Games a success.
Quimby Oh don't worry, I have the perfect job for you.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate (2h, Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Become your city street sweeper?
Quimby Times are tough, and you really did a good job cleaning this place up.
Tapped Out Summer Games Chairman Icon.png Well, try cleaning this up! Here's your bill for hosting the games.
Quimby That's a lot of zeroes! Reopen the airport — I've got to get out of here!
Sea Captain You can sail away from the apocalypse with me. Also, debts can't be collected on international waters.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20