The Simpsons: Tapped Out Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update/Premium Gameplay

New Year, New Fried Dough

After the user logs in on January 9th: I want to try a New Year's line of special donuts. Maybe ones with sparklers in them! Cool! I can use them to light these crullers with M80's in them. I'm not sure these pastries are safe... Marge is right, you should let me eat the first twelve batches to make sure they're child proof. System Message Laird Ladd is thinking outside the box! For a limited time, get bonus Donuts when you purchase Donuts from the store!

The Mighty Explorers

The Mighty Explorers Pt. 1

After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark: *panting* Am I back? How much time has passed? Since school ended? About five minutes. Since the explosion. Oh yeah, explosion. I always forget that's what reset the world. Haven't you noticed I've been gone since then?! Look, dude, a lot of people disappeared. I can't remember every single side character. So, what've you been up to? Oh, nothing much. Just trying to save the world. Task: Make Lewis Clark Tell An Explorer's Tale (4h, Springfield Elementary) It all started when I was inside the Brown House investigating a strange pattern of child disappearances... ...I heard whispering coming from inside a closet-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? I'm telling my tale. In a long boring monologue? I have to get all the details in so people understand. You've got to tell your story in quick, punchy bursts, otherwise people are gonna tap right through. No, don't tap through! My tale is exciting! Look, ditch the tale. Let's just play video games. That does sound more exciting! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Mighty Explorers Pt. 2

After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark: So, what's changed in the world since I've been gone? Wow, a lot. You may want to sit down for this. What is it? In November of 2016... ...I beat your high score in Space Blasters. NOOOOOO! Task: Make Lewis Clark Beat the High Score (1h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) It feels great to get my hands back on that joystick again and get back on top! Aw man! All I do is lose this week. First our Mighty Pigs hockey game, now this. The Mighty Pigs are on a losing streak? I don't remember the last time we won. Round up the team. I may be able to help. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Mighty Explorers Pt. 3

After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark: Thanks for coming, it's great to see you all again. Lewis?! Where have you been? After the explosion, I was stuck in a never-ending void of nothingness. I had only one item to keep me from going completely insane... ...the screenplay for the 1992 film "The Mighty Ducks". Using the knowledge I learned from that sacred tome, I'm going to lead this hockey team to victory! Task: Make Lewis Clark Write the Beats of Mighty Ducks onto Notecards (4h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink or Brown House) Step one is to turn this rag-tag team into respectable hockey players. How do we do that? Learn the rules of the game and practice a lot? No. This is accomplished by getting new uniforms and equipment. Wow, I feel like a new player! Now I can slash people with my new skates instead of with butter knives tied to the bottom of my sneakers. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Mighty Explorers Pt. 4

After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark: Next step is to make your coach pick between his career and his love for the team. Are you crazy? I'm not choosing this team over my job that actually pays me! I only do this because Ralphie has gone through every baby sitter in town. I broke my finger but never told anyone! You're gonna have to figure something else out to motivate me to care about the team. Task: Make Lewis Clark Get Wiggum Fired (4h, Police Station or Brown House) I don't know what happened. I showed up to work and they said they found drugs in my desk. I only keep bribes, illegal guns and incriminating photos of myself in that drawer! Now Lou's the chief. He's probably going to rub it in my face. I'll show him... by winning at youth hockey! Jackpot! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Mighty Explorers Pt. 5

After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark: Now the last and most important step. We come together as a team, using skills we didn't know we had to beat the other team?! No, you guys stink. You have no skills, that's why you lose all the time. So what's this secret trick? We use a technicality to make the best kid from the next town over play for our team and score all the goals. Oh... But we all get trophies if we win, right? Yeah. Yay! Task: Make Lewis Clark Cheer On the Mighty Pigs (8h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink or Brown House) Congratulations, guys! I knew you could win! We owe it all to you! So, what will you do now that you're back in the world? I don't know. I sorta miss the solitude of the void. Are... are you thinking of going back there? No, I'm just going to go to the new Mark Wahlberg movie. Should be pretty empty in there. Oh man! You really learned how to zing while you were gone! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Daddy's Little Angel

Daddy's Little Angel Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Hurry up, Dad! I'm going to be late for hockey practice! We'll go once I finish watching Flanders' video on ViewTube. I never knew you supported Ned so much. Pff, I'm only watching it so I can "dislike" it at the end. Looks like I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands if I ever want to get to practice. You're going to walk? No, I'm going to tell Mr. Flanders to make shorter videos. Task: Make Lisa Teach Flanders to Edit (8h, Flanders House) So, you see, Mr. Flanders, you don't need this footage of yourself setting up the mic for eight minutes. But how will people track my emotional journey?? Ugghhh. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Daddy's Little Angel Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Come on, Dad! If I'm late for hockey practice again, Coach Wiggum's going to bench me! Gotta finish Flanders' ViewTube videos! How are you still watching them? I made him edit them down to two minutes. Yeah, and now they're tight and punchy! I love them and have to watch them all! Ugh, why am I so good at giving editorial notes?! Task: Make Lisa Walk to Practice (4h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink) Lisa, why are you so tired already? Because I had to walk all the way here. Sounds like you're not managing your time very well. You should watch this video called "The Crime of Wasting Time." It's by... Don't say Flanders. Oh, so you've seen it! Such tight editing! Quest reward: 200 and 20

No Assembly Required

No Assembly Required Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Martin, since you've sacrificed your social life to get the best grades in class, I'm letting you pick the class trip. Wow, such a sacred educational responsibility. Martin, buddy! Want to play naive astronauts and hostile aliens with me at recess? Say, have I ever told you how much I've wanted to visit a real space ship factory? Martin, take any snack from my lunch! Y'know, I hear the video game studio is nice this time of year... Why waste our field trip on such high tech endeavors when we can witness the old time charm of the Box Factory! *groans* Task: Make Martin Lead a Class Field Trip (4h, Box Factory) Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Assembly Required Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Whoa! Look at all these drones! I bet I can use one to prank Homer. What's happened to all the history? The elegant simplicity of folding generic boxes by hand?! Look at me! I'm a package being delivered. Bart! Stop trying to send Milhouse away with free two-day delivery! Hell is empty, and all the demons are here. Task: Make Martin Run Away From Change (4h, Box Factory) Well students, in order to justify this as educational, I have to give everyone a grade -- A's all around! Everyone, except Martin that is. Since he ran away he's getting an incomplete and failing this assignment. But that will ruin my perfect GPA! I'll never be able to go on after this! Haw-Haw! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Your Goose is Cooked

Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me? Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir. I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits! What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns? *rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke! Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say! This is going to be easier than I thought. Task: Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song (4h, Golden Goose Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: *rapping* So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing! Not bad, Burns. Really? "Bad" would be an improvement! *honk* Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts! If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is! You've done that like a dozen times! It's my greatest hit! Task: Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun (8h, Sun Blocker 2, Burns Manor or Golden Goose Realty) You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius? ...Goosius? You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper. But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter". Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class! You'll pay for this, Burns!!! Quest reward: 200 and 20