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Krusty Burger With Cheese[edit]

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What do you want Kidkill?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I always liked that about you, Krusty. Straight to the point, no small talk. Not even teeny-tiny talk. I want your business.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png It's not for sale! Besides it's our busiest time of the year!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png I finished alphabetizing the cups. Can I go home early?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Krusty, your business is dead. Don't let pride make you go bankrupt.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Pressure Krusty to Sell (4h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Before you destroy my life, I gotta know. What kind of heartless person keeps the name Kidkill?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png My real last name is Kerry. I changed it once I took over the zoo. I wanted something more memorable.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png It sends the wrong message, you kill animals not kids!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png There were already a lot of Larry Animalkills so cut me a break.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Maybe you're right. My business is doomed!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Not if you let me take over. Trust me, it'll be just as successful as Octopia was at my zoo.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Let me show you how I used to prepare the crowd for the show.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Open for Octopia (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Wow, that was really something. I mean, you gave it your best.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Well, I'm not as spry as I used to be, but I've still got some moves.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I don't know, I get a feeling I'm selling away my soul.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Not your soul, just your dignity, livelihood, and pride. We can buy you new ones once this thing takes off.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Those were pretty gone already. You're putting a lot of faith in the product. Have you ever even had a Krusty Burger?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Why would I do a dumb thing like that?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm not signing away my business until you eat a burger.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Try a Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Well? Is it the best thing you've ever tasted?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Wow, I honestly didn't think anything that disgusting existed. Congratulations, Krusty, that is the worst burger I've ever eaten.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I can't even cook precooked meat right!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You've been burned just like your burgers. Now sign on the line and your good pal Kidkill will make it all go away.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No! This joint may be a flaming pile of garbage, but it's my garbage and it isn't for sale!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You did this to yourself.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Summon His Goons (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Krusty, I'll get my regular.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You got it, Homer! Twelve Krusty Burgers, and four orders of fries with a large milkshake. Enjoy it, because you're my last customer.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png That's right, then you'll be one of my regulars.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't let this jerk bully you, Krusty. You've been breaking even for years. You'll always have one loyal customer.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I can always count on you, Homer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Actually, I meant Barney, I like to eat around.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Have a Change of Heart (4h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I can't come between a man and his fast food restaurant of choice.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Look at you, you're going to die with a Krusty Burger in your hand.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I like to think of it as long-term assisted suicide.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Thanks, Kidkill, who knew corporate stooges like you can have a heart.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Don't push it, Krusty.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Discount Lion Safari Entrance[edit]

After completing :
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad! I want to see the good Lions, not these old tired ones.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, these Lions are people too. You can't say things like that.

Canary M. Birdhouse[edit]

After tapping on Smiters' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, you don't have to keep visiting this bird.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Yes, I do, Smithers. He's still the legal owner of the power plant.
Task: Make Burns Visit His Boss (4h, Canary M. Bird House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Kitty Corral[edit]

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Look at all the pretty cats, Maggie.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck*.... *suck*?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Of course, we can go see them.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck* *cry* *suck* *suck*
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country)
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Reluctantly Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country)
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country [x2]
Task: Place Big Cat Country Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 2[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 3[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 4[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 5[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Night Creeper[edit]

Night Creeper Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Brittany, what's this I hear about you trending?
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I used my phone to record a robbery. They caught the guy and now I'm the hit of the internet!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Be careful, honey. Social media can be as fickle as a newsman's credit score.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for a Story on ViewTube (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Night Creeper Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Dad! Someone in my class saw a Chupacabra last night! Can I get the scoop on this?! Can I?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Well, you did just ask twice. Okay. Just get this scoop before 8 PM. It's a school night, remember.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for the Chupacabra (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Night Creeper Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I couldn't scoop anything. Maybe there isn't a Chupacabra after all.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Maybe you should Chupa-call-it-a-day. Give up on your dreams. Let the professionals handle the reporting.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png A father's not supposed to say things like that to his kid!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png You're just jealous that I'm better than you! I don't need you, I've got Lisa Lionheart.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png She'll help me find the Chupacabra.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search Around Springfield With Lisa Lionheart (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Night Creeper Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Excuse me, mister, have you seen any Chupacabra around here?
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I thank I'd member shootin', stewin' and chewin' somethin' like that.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Here's some hillbilly wisdom: ya catch more vermin when yas set out bait. Critters is always hungry and will come runnin'.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png That's a good plan, thanks!
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Throw Bologna Sandwich as Bait (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Night Creeper Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png For a slack-jawed yokel, that Cletus guy seems smart. What's that sound?
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Hey! I see you in the bushes following me! Don't run away!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Kids run faster than Chupacabras! ... I think.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Chase a Shadowy Figure (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Chupa-chupa-CA-BRRRRAAAA!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Dad! What are you doing?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png There is no Chupacabra, there never was. It was me all along, so I could create my own sensational story.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Local news is so boring! How many times can I report on Kwik-E-Mart robberies.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I know we live in a horribly boring town, Dad. I forgive you.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Squid and Sailor[edit]

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yarr! Sailor, what are ye doing with our good squid friend there?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png She's a hugger but don't let 'er get a grip on ye neck or you'll be shovin' off for the hereafter!
If the user has Sea Captain: Task: Make Sea Captain Help Squid and Sailor (4h, Squid and Sailor)
Task: Tap Squid and Sailor
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slimu Auditorium[edit]

After tapping on Larry Ladkill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I don't care what kind of arthritis you claim to have. You need to clean Slimu's auditorium.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Did I say arthritis? I meant chronic allergies to any form of physical labor.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Whatever, just get it done.
Task: Make Moe Clean Slimu Tank (4h, Slimu Auditorium)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Ol' Watering Hole[edit]

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Rhinos are my favorite water animals.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ralphie, that's a hipp...oh never mind. Look at the rhinos swim!
Task: Upgrade Great Plains [x2]
Task: Place Great Plains Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 2[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 3[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 4[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP.png10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 5[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP.png20

Cool Hand Rex[edit]

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png This is lame. I'm bustin' out of here!
Task: Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Could you teach me to be cool like you?
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.
Task: Make T-Rex Turn the Compost (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Milton, you ready?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Actually, it's Milhouse.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Let's go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png How is that going to make me cool?
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Task: Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What fantasy land are you living in?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My normal one. And you're just jealous 'cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
Task: Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House (4h, Van Houten Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?
Task: Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png I knew you were just some lame nerd.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Guess I missed the assembly 'cause I'm too cool for friends.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Flying Brachiosaurus[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I don't believe it, that's the dinosaur from Ralphie's dream!
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png You okay, Chief? You been eating that powdered sugar from the evidence locker again?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just sprinkling it on my special donuts, Lou. Wheee!
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus)
If the user has Lou: Make Lou Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus)
Task: Tap Flying Brachiosaurus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chicken-pulled Chariot[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png A chariot for a king. This zoo does have a little something for everybody.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png I got some time to kill before the kids come back from fetchin' supper from the Bug House.
Task: Make Cletus Visit Chicken-pulled Chariot (4h, Chicken Pulled Chariot)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What the Doctor Ordered[edit]

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Bernice, I'll be home late. I've got a project that needs my attention.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png We were supposed to have dinner with the Simpsons tonight.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I see the Simpsons every day. They're the most sick and injured people in town.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png Fine, Julius, I'll see you at home.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Hibbert Family Practice (4h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Hey Doctor, I found another one for you to run some tests on.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Professor it's nice of you to join us.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I still don't know why I'm here with all the pipettes, burettes and the flavin-mayvin.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png It's okay Professor, I can prepare you for what comes next. You'll have to beg my pardon. A-heh-heh-heh.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Unpardon the Turkey (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I need more test subjects, but I don't think that hill-hick Cletus will be able to lure anyone else.
Tapped Out Cletus Icon.png Why don't weez get the drunk fellers from Moe's?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I was wrong about you, Cletus. You're brilliant!
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Let me get this straight. We all get an island vacation just for participatin' in your test?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png The rewards are great, and the risks are only moderately...high.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What's the worst that could happen -- sudden death? *laughs*
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png A-heh-heh-heh-heh...
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Sign me up, doc! I love the islands.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I hate beaches 'cause the sand gets everywhere, but if Lenny's doing it, I'm in too.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Perfect, meet me at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow after work.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Address the Crowd (8h)
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I think that's a big enough sample size for human trials.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Stop right there, Mad Doctor!
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Hey Chief, how's that knee been treating you?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, it's good, really good. Thanks for asking.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png He's just trying to distract you, Chief.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Don't you think I know that, Lou? Hey, where did he go?
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Hide at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Dr. Hibbert? Why are you hiding in our garage?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Oh hey, Marge, just baby proofing it for Maggie.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png Julius, I thought I heard you in here. Did you come all this way to apologize?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I sure did, I was not hiding from the police for unethical science practice if that's what you think.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png You don't just invite yourself into the Simpson's home unannounced.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I made pie.
Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon.png I guess you do.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten[edit]

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Where am I? Everything looks grown up. I fall asleep for five hours and Marge disappears.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey Homer with a full head of hair?! Looks good.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Do I know you?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Very funny. You should head over to Moe's, he's got something special planned.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Moe's? What is a Moe? I hope they have ice cream.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png You sure are acting weird. It's over there. Right where it's always been. I'll meetcha there later.
Task: Make Teenage Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png A bar?! I'm not old enough to drink, but this place is pretty cool. Marge would love it... so my teenage maturity tells me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Oooh! Cookie dough ice cream! The future is my kinda place.
Task: Make Teenage Homer Eat Tubs of Ice Cream (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie! What happened to you?
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Why do you ask? Because I ate 10 tubs of ice cream?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ice cream made your hair grow back? And your body change... for the better.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I fall asleep under our tree and you go crazy. You seem different too. Did you change your hair?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Our tree? Homie we haven't been back there since... Wait, you're not my Homie, you're from the past.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, who is this devilishly good-looking fellow?
Task: Make Teenage Homer Make Himself at Home in Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Regret Life Decisions at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Older Marge, cookie dough ice cream, hair! I could learn to love this place.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa, slow down, handsome me. I'm sure you've still got stuff to do in the past.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But Homie, you just got here. At least stay for dinner.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, he's not me! I'm the one who stays for dinner before and after going to Moe's!
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I couldn't disappoint Marge. And by observing Homer, I can get to know myself better while I'm here.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't want young me watching old me doing me things!
Task: Make Teenage Homer Show Off for Marge (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Be Jealous of Himself (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Marge Swoon Over Teenage Homer (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, you're going to have to choose. It's either me or other me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I'm not other you, you're other me!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homie, I love you both. You don't have to fight over me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Nonsense, Marge, I need to prove to myself that I'm better than me!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's nothing that you me can do that me you can't do better!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Is anyone else getting a headache?
Task: Make Teenage Homer Carve His and Marge's Names in Tree (8h, Bart's Treehouse)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, I have to say I'm pretty impressed with myself. I've really outdone me this time.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Thanks, me, I really am pretty great.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm going to be sick. The world can't handle both of you. Time to say goodbye, past Homie.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Alright, I will. But not today. I want to see what other cool stuff future Springfield has to offer.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20