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Krusty Burger With Cheese[edit]

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty What do you want Kidkill?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I always liked that about you, Krusty. Straight to the point, no small talk. Not even teeny-tiny talk. I want your business.
Krusty It's not for sale! Besides it's our busiest time of the year!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png I finished alphabetizing the cups. Can I go home early?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Krusty, your business is dead. Don't let pride make you go bankrupt.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Pressure Krusty to Sell (4h, Krusty Burger)
Krusty Before you destroy my life, I gotta know. What kind of heartless person keeps the name Kidkill?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png My real last name is Kerry. I changed it once I took over the zoo. I wanted something more memorable.
Krusty It sends the wrong message, you kill animals not kids!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png There were already a lot of Larry Animalkills so cut me a break.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Maybe you're right. My business is doomed!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Not if you let me take over. Trust me, it'll be just as successful as Octopia was at my zoo.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Let me show you how I used to prepare the crowd for the show.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Open for Octopia (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Wow, that was really something. I mean, you gave it your best.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Well, I'm not as spry as I used to be, but I've still got some moves.
Krusty I don't know, I get a feeling I'm selling away my soul.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Not your soul, just your dignity, livelihood, and pride. We can buy you new ones once this thing takes off.
Krusty Those were pretty gone already. You're putting a lot of faith in the product. Have you ever even had a Krusty Burger?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Why would I do a dumb thing like that?
Krusty I'm not signing away my business until you eat a burger.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Try a Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Well? Is it the best thing you've ever tasted?
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Wow, I honestly didn't think anything that disgusting existed. Congratulations, Krusty, that is the worst burger I've ever eaten.
Krusty I can't even cook precooked meat right!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You've been burned just like your burgers. Now sign on the line and your good pal Kidkill will make it all go away.
Krusty No! This joint may be a flaming pile of garbage, but it's my garbage and it isn't for sale!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png You did this to yourself.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Summon His Goons (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Krusty, I'll get my regular.
Krusty You got it, Homer! Twelve Krusty Burgers, and four orders of fries with a large milkshake. Enjoy it, because you're my last customer.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png That's right, then you'll be one of my regulars.
Homer Don't let this jerk bully you, Krusty. You've been breaking even for years. You'll always have one loyal customer.
Krusty I can always count on you, Homer.
Homer Actually, I meant Barney, I like to eat around.
Task: Make Larry Kidkill Have a Change of Heart (4h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I can't come between a man and his fast food restaurant of choice.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Look at you, you're going to die with a Krusty Burger in your hand.
Homer I like to think of it as long-term assisted suicide.
Krusty Thanks, Kidkill, who knew corporate stooges like you can have a heart.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Don't push it, Krusty.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Discount Lion Safari Entrance[edit]

After completing :
Lisa Dad! I want to see the good Lions, not these old tired ones.
Homer Honey, these Lions are people too. You can't say things like that.

Canary M. Birdhouse[edit]

After tapping on Smiters' exclamation mark:
Smithers Sir, you don't have to keep visiting this bird.
Mr. Burns Yes, I do, Smithers. He's still the legal owner of the power plant.
Task: Make Burns Visit His Boss (4h, Canary M. Bird House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Big Kitty Corral[edit]

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Look at all the pretty cats, Maggie.
Maggie *suck*.... *suck*?
Marge Of course, we can go see them.
Maggie *suck* *cry* *suck* *suck*
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country)
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Reluctantly Visit Big Cat Country (4h, Big Cat Country)
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country [x2]
Task: Place Big Cat Country Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 2[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 3[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 4[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 5[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Night Creeper[edit]

Night Creeper Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Kent Brockman's exclamation mark:
Brockman Brittany, what's this I hear about you trending?
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I used my phone to record a robbery. They caught the guy and now I'm the hit of the internet!
Brockman Be careful, honey. Social media can be as fickle as a newsman's credit score.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for a Story on ViewTube (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Night Creeper Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Dad! Someone in my class saw a Chupacabra last night! Can I get the scoop on this?! Can I?
Brockman Well, you did just ask twice. Okay. Just get this scoop before 8 PM. It's a school night, remember.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for the Chupacabra (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Night Creeper Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I couldn't scoop anything. Maybe there isn't a Chupacabra after all.
Brockman Maybe you should Chupa-call-it-a-day. Give up on your dreams. Let the professionals handle the reporting.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png A father's not supposed to say things like that to his kid!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png You're just jealous that I'm better than you! I don't need you, I've got Lisa Lionheart.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png She'll help me find the Chupacabra.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search Around Springfield With Lisa Lionheart (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Night Creeper Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Excuse me, mister, have you seen any Chupacabra around here?
Cletus I thank I'd member shootin', stewin' and chewin' somethin' like that.
Cletus Here's some hillbilly wisdom: ya catch more vermin when yas set out bait. Critters is always hungry and will come runnin'.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png That's a good plan, thanks!
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Throw Bologna Sandwich as Bait (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Night Creeper Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Brittany Brockman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png For a slack-jawed yokel, that Cletus guy seems smart. What's that sound?
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Hey! I see you in the bushes following me! Don't run away!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Kids run faster than Chupacabras! ... I think.
Task: Make Brittany Brockman Chase a Shadowy Figure (4h, Control Building)
Brockman Chupa-chupa-CA-BRRRRAAAA!
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png Dad! What are you doing?
Brockman There is no Chupacabra, there never was. It was me all along, so I could create my own sensational story.
Brockman Local news is so boring! How many times can I report on Kwik-E-Mart robberies.
Tapped Out Brittany Brockman Icon.png I know we live in a horribly boring town, Dad. I forgive you.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Squid and Sailor[edit]

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark:
Sea Captain Yarr! Sailor, what are ye doing with our good squid friend there?
Sea Captain She's a hugger but don't let 'er get a grip on ye neck or you'll be shovin' off for the hereafter!
If the user has Sea Captain: Task: Make Sea Captain Help Squid and Sailor (4h, Squid and Sailor)
Task: Tap Squid and Sailor
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Slimu Auditorium[edit]

After tapping on Larry Ladkill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png I don't care what kind of arthritis you claim to have. You need to clean Slimu's auditorium.
Moe Did I say arthritis? I meant chronic allergies to any form of physical labor.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Whatever, just get it done.
Task: Make Moe Clean Slimu Tank (4h, Slimu Auditorium)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Big Ol' Watering Hole[edit]

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Ralph Rhinos are my favorite water animals.
Wiggum Ralphie, that's a hipp...oh never mind. Look at the rhinos swim!
Task: Upgrade Great Plains [x2]
Task: Place Great Plains Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 2[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 3[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 4[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 5[edit]

After completing :
Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Cool Hand Rex[edit]

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Skinner Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
Milhouse Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
Skinner We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png This is lame. I'm bustin' out of here!
Task: Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Milhouse That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
Milhouse Could you teach me to be cool like you?
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
Milhouse Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.
Task: Make T-Rex Turn the Compost (8h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Milton, you ready?
Milhouse Actually, it's Milhouse.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Let's go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
Milhouse How is that going to make me cool?
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
Milhouse Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Task: Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
Milhouse Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
Bart What fantasy land are you living in?
Milhouse My normal one. And you're just jealous 'cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
Bart I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.
Task: Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House (4h, Van Houten Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Cool Hand Rex Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on T-Rex's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
Milhouse I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
Milhouse What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?
Task: Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Milhouse I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png I knew you were just some lame nerd.
Bart You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
Milhouse You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
Tapped Out T-Rex Icon.png Guess I missed the assembly 'cause I'm too cool for friends.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Flying Brachiosaurus[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum I don't believe it, that's the dinosaur from Ralphie's dream!
Lou You okay, Chief? You been eating that powdered sugar from the evidence locker again?
Wiggum Just sprinkling it on my special donuts, Lou. Wheee!
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus)
If the user has Lou: Make Lou Visit Flying Brachiosaurus (4h, Flying Brachiosaurus)
Task: Tap Flying Brachiosaurus
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Chicken-pulled Chariot[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
Cletus A chariot for a king. This zoo does have a little something for everybody.
Cletus I got some time to kill before the kids come back from fetchin' supper from the Bug House.
Task: Make Cletus Visit Chicken-pulled Chariot (4h, Chicken Pulled Chariot)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

What the Doctor Ordered[edit]

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Bernice, I'll be home late. I've got a project that needs my attention.
Bernice Hibbert We were supposed to have dinner with the Simpsons tonight.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I see the Simpsons every day. They're the most sick and injured people in town.
Bernice Hibbert Fine, Julius, I'll see you at home.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Hibbert Family Practice (4h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
Cletus Hey Doctor, I found another one for you to run some tests on.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Professor it's nice of you to join us.
Professor Frink I still don't know why I'm here with all the pipettes, burettes and the flavin-mayvin.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png It's okay Professor, I can prepare you for what comes next. You'll have to beg my pardon. A-heh-heh-heh.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Unpardon the Turkey (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I need more test subjects, but I don't think that hill-hick Cletus will be able to lure anyone else.
Cletus Why don't weez get the drunk fellers from Moe's?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I was wrong about you, Cletus. You're brilliant!
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Let me get this straight. We all get an island vacation just for participatin' in your test?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png The rewards are great, and the risks are only moderately...high.
Moe What's the worst that could happen -- sudden death? *laughs*
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png A-heh-heh-heh-heh...
Lenny Sign me up, doc! I love the islands.
Carl I hate beaches 'cause the sand gets everywhere, but if Lenny's doing it, I'm in too.
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Perfect, meet me at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow after work.
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Address the Crowd (8h)
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I think that's a big enough sample size for human trials.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Stop right there, Mad Doctor!
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Hey Chief, how's that knee been treating you?
Wiggum Oh, it's good, really good. Thanks for asking.
Lou He's just trying to distract you, Chief.
Wiggum Don't you think I know that, Lou? Hey, where did he go?
Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Hide at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Marge Dr. Hibbert? Why are you hiding in our garage?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Oh hey, Marge, just baby proofing it for Maggie.
Bernice Hibbert Julius, I thought I heard you in here. Did you come all this way to apologize?
Tapped Out Mad Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I sure did, I was not hiding from the police for unethical science practice if that's what you think.
Bernice Hibbert You don't just invite yourself into the Simpson's home unannounced.
Marge I made pie.
Bernice Hibbert I guess you do.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten[edit]

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Where am I? Everything looks grown up. I fall asleep for five hours and Marge disappears.
Lenny Hey Homer with a full head of hair?! Looks good.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Do I know you?
Lenny Very funny. You should head over to Moe's, he's got something special planned.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Moe's? What is a Moe? I hope they have ice cream.
Lenny You sure are acting weird. It's over there. Right where it's always been. I'll meetcha there later.
Task: Make Teenage Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png A bar?! I'm not old enough to drink, but this place is pretty cool. Marge would love it... so my teenage maturity tells me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Oooh! Cookie dough ice cream! The future is my kinda place.
Task: Make Teenage Homer Eat Tubs of Ice Cream (4h)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Homie! What happened to you?
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Why do you ask? Because I ate 10 tubs of ice cream?
Marge Ice cream made your hair grow back? And your body change... for the better.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I fall asleep under our tree and you go crazy. You seem different too. Did you change your hair?
Marge Our tree? Homie we haven't been back there since... Wait, you're not my Homie, you're from the past.
Homer Marge, who is this devilishly good-looking fellow?
Task: Make Teenage Homer Make Himself at Home in Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Regret Life Decisions at Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Older Marge, cookie dough ice cream, hair! I could learn to love this place.
Homer Whoa, slow down, handsome me. I'm sure you've still got stuff to do in the past.
Marge But Homie, you just got here. At least stay for dinner.
Homer Marge, he's not me! I'm the one who stays for dinner before and after going to Moe's!
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I couldn't disappoint Marge. And by observing Homer, I can get to know myself better while I'm here.
Homer I don't want young me watching old me doing me things!
Task: Make Teenage Homer Show Off for Marge (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Be Jealous of Himself (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Marge Swoon Over Teenage Homer (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Marge, you're going to have to choose. It's either me or other me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png I'm not other you, you're other me!
Marge Homie, I love you both. You don't have to fight over me.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Nonsense, Marge, I need to prove to myself that I'm better than me!
Homer There's nothing that you me can do that me you can't do better!
Marge Is anyone else getting a headache?
Task: Make Teenage Homer Carve His and Marge's Names in Tree (8h, Bart's Treehouse)
Homer Wow, I have to say I'm pretty impressed with myself. I've really outdone me this time.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Thanks, me, I really am pretty great.
Marge I'm going to be sick. The world can't handle both of you. Time to say goodbye, past Homie.
Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon.png Alright, I will. But not today. I want to see what other cool stuff future Springfield has to offer.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20