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The Simpsons: Tapped Out All This Jazz content update/Gameplay

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Burning Bridges[edit]

After the user logs in on September 23rd:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *reading* "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?
Task: Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's your argument?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Today we're practicing our ground strokes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But it only costs half of that to repair it.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance[edit]

Song and Dance Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Burning Bridges:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the *sobbing* Skinny Palmer Duo.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge...and to bribe the mayor.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png How much are we talkin'?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, a "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" could do the trick.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png You find the venue, and we'll provide the music.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I feel like the third member of the trio!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Well, give us some saxophone, then.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *plays saxophone*
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Maybe next year.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Who are you talking to?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, yeah...but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, your weird Dad-band can't play.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What about during sound check?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this venue is the size of two Superdomes. You realize that the jazz community in Springfield is extremely small.
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Since Tic Tock left, our fan base probably couldn't fill a garage, let alone this.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Two car or four car garage?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png When someone says "garage", you imagine a four car garage? Check your privilege.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine, we'll just have the concert at Jazzy Goodtime's. But even then, how am I going to get enough fans to buy tickets?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Marbles, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm excited!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png *low fiving* Outta sight!
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Groovay, groovay!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay...well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Let us know when you've given up.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I liked them better when they were a trio.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *playing saxophone*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png I'd rather read the YA vampire book my son's writing!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Really? I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png *gulps* Am I that predictable?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". *plays saxophone*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. *plays saxophone*
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Save it for KJAZZ!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *getting idea* KJAZZ, that's it!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's right! We're raising money for—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, I've got this one...
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah and it's all to benefit—
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)
If the user has Skinny Palmer: Task: Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Time for some "Skat in the Hat".
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Skippity bah-dop, doo-diddly bebop, doo-bopparang-a-bah-dop-dop-diddly-bepop...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Well, why didn't you say so?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Excuse me, can I finish now?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Doo-wop, bippity-bop! And I'm done.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't believe every single person who called into the radio show asked to see Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Except for that one guy who just breathed heavily into the phone for a while. That was weird.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png No, I called about him too. Just froze up when they put me "on air".
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Was Bart really that good?
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh* I think I'm gonna regret this...
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Regret what? Are you talking to us?
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but...I need your help.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You do all my chores for six months.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Something lame I'm sure.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It isn't lame! It's for a good cause!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Good cause? Make it a year of chores.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Song and Dance Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon.png Lisa, this benefit concert is really hoppin'! I can feel the doo-woppity-bah-bops in my soul.
Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon.png Blind Willie Witherspoon is almost done playing his set. Hoo-dog, that cat knows his way around an umbrella.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But we're almost to the end of the acts and we haven't made nearly enough money. It's time to bring in the big guns. And by guns, I mean Bart.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Alright, Bart. You ready to give the people what they want?
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *groan*
Task: Collect Vinyl Records [x125]
Task: Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *drum solo*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, he really is good.
Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon.png Boo!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Boo!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Boo! You suck!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why is everyone booing? They're all specifically here for Tic Tock Simpson.
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But...this IS Tic Tock Simpson!
Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon.png No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* That's what you were asking for?
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon.png *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tapped Out Matt Groening Icon.png *chanting* DO THE DANCE!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This better work!
Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon.png *does the dance*
Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon.png Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!
Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon.png Yay! Take our entire allowances!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You don't have allowances! I guess it is for charity though.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png The original TikTok video was better. But since I'm here, I might as well donate!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

When the Moon Hits Your Eye[edit]

After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I suppose people still don't "get" jazz. But at least we raised enough money to repair the bridge.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But...I thought you were—
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What do you mean?
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, do you still think about me when you pass this bridge?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course I do.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.
Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon.png *plays saxophone* Want to join?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *plays saxophone* I think we make an awesome duo.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20