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The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Classless Reunion content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay[edit]
A Classless Reunion[edit]
A Classless Reunion Intro[edit]
After the user logs in on March 12th:
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Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion!
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You didn't burn it this time?
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Of course not! There's no way we can miss this.
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I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good...
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It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic!
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Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor!
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More importantly, they're serving roast pig!
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If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates!
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Task: Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig (6s, Simpson House)
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On a spit! Turning around and around and around...
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*annoyed murmur*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Classless Reunion Pt. 1[edit]
After completing A Classless Reunion Intro:
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...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
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Are knives and forks included?
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So you're coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
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I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
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Well Barn, why don't you show up here at noon instead of five? That'll make up for the time you'll be away at the reunion.
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Noon?! I'm not waking up that early. Besides, I don't want to have to dig out my tux.
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Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
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Oh Homer, I can't do that again! I'm a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!
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Task: Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Cling To His Dignity (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Collect Crowns [x200]
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If you do it, I'll buy you a beer.
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DEAL!
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Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
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Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
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How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
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You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
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You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
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Wow. You already finished Homer's?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Classless Reunion Pt. 2[edit]
After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 1:
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Marge, help me put on this girdle?
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That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
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Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
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And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what's this around your neck?
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It's my bib for the roasted pig – look, it's got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!
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Task: Make Marge Get All Dressed Up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Get All Dressed Up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Crowns [x200]
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Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
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SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Classless Reunion Pt. 3[edit]
After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 2:
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Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
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At the buffet.
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Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
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I'm sorry sir, the roast pig won't be ready for another hour.
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D'oh!
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Homer, let's dance.
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I'm not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
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Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!
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If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Wait for Homer (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Wait for Food (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Collect Crowns [x250]
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Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
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Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
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I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
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I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
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I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
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I'm here with Homer!
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Looks like he's busy wooing the roasted pig!
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No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn't ready yet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Classless Reunion Pt. 4[edit]
After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 3:
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Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
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What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
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Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
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I guess that's the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
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Aw, come here you lovable fool.
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I'll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I've got it! I've got it all, and I'll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
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Comin' through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
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I didn't come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!
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If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Streak (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House, Homer) If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht (4h, Squidport Entrance) Task: Collect Crowns [x300] On job start:
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The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
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He left!
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Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Classless Reunion Pt. 5[edit]
After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 4:
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Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
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*ring*
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The pig!
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I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
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Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
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Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
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Looks like we'll be in this line for a while.
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We can dance here.
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Task: Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away (4h, Reunion Dance Floor, Homer) Task: Collect Crowns [x400]
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We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
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We were dancing!
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Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
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Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
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No! The pig!
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You mouth off like that again and I'll take my business elsewhere! *belch*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prize gameplay[edit]
Prom and Circumstance[edit]
Prom and Circumstance Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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Prom time! You ready to party, Homer? Or are you still all broken up because Marge dumped you?
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Not me, I'm a party animal. This lone wolf is gonna howl!
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Awoo--- *crying noise*
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Not so fast, Simpson. Prom is for graduating students, and my records show you have an incomplete test in American History.
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No. I turned that test in yesterday.
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*sigh* Thirty seconds before the cut off. And he squeaked by with a barely passing grade.
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Very well then. Enjoy your prom...
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Oh, we will. *crying*
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Enjoy the Prom (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Stew in His Resentment (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House)
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How can Simpson be graduating? The only thing he ever contributed to this school were tardies and fart jokes.
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He'd always score a point or two above failing. Damn these multiple-choice questions! The answer is always B or D.
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Don't worry, he'll slip up at some point tonight. And when he does, I'll be there!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prom and Circumstance Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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There's Marge!
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She's with Artie.
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Wow! She looks so beautiful...
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She sure does! You think I've got a chance with her?
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Hey! She may have brutally rejected me, but that doesn't mean she's up for grabs! I'm gonna win her back!
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How?
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I have no idea, but I'll do it! Marge once told me, I have Juh-Nuh-Say-Kwa.
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Practice Picking Up Young Marge (8h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Plot Against Prom Time Homer (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Excuse me Marge, could we talk for a minute?
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Not now Homer, maybe another time.
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Oof, that was painful to watch. Guess you'd better give up.
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Give up? She just talked to me again... and there "may be another time". This is progress!
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Buddy, you really got it bad.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prom and Circumstance Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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Does my hair look OK? It feels a little flat.
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Simpson! Someone has spiked the punch!
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Ooo Barn, let's go get some punch!
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That punch has been disposed of.
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That's what we were going to do with it. *chuckles*
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Your wit is on a level with your schoolwork, Simpson.
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It's too late for flattery, Dondelinger. Come on Barn, we gotta rescue my hair.
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be at a Hair Loss (12h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Your hair looks fine, Homer.
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If you say so. Sometimes I think my hair is all I got going for me. I'd look like a freak without it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prom and Circumstance Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Chalmers' exclamation mark:
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Simpson and Gumble were in that bathroom for a suspiciously long time.
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They have to be plotting a prank.
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What else could keep those two in there for so long -- doing their hair?
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Two young men coming to the prom without dates? They must be up to some kind of mischief!
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Or they're just pathetic.
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No, it's all part of their master plan to distract us!
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We'll split up and patrol the room. Those two nitwits won't outwit us!
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be Completely Oblivious (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Patrol Prom (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Have you got anything?
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Nothing. Whatever they're up to, they're playing it close to their tuxedo vests.
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The prom committee has wasted too much of my time for tonight to be anything but a massive success. We must not let them ruin this event!
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Well, we can't just throw them out.
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We could if they were carrying contraband.
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You mean plant evidence?
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You said it, not me. But I definitely implied it... so make it happen.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prom and Circumstance Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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I've lost track of Marge. Have you seen her, Barney?
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She's over there by the snacks, trying to keep Artie from looking down her dress.
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What is it that she sees in him? If I only knew... then I could start doing it too.
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All right Gary, what have you got to plant on Simpson?
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A can of beer.
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A can of beer? That's so cheap and ordinary, so lacking in flair. It's perfect!
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Consider the Merits of Young Artie Ziff (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Chalmers Plant Evidence (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House)
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The drop has been made. The rabbit is in the hole. I mean I put the beer can in Simpson's jacket pocket.
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Shhh! Good. We'll wait five minutes, then bust those rapscallions before they cause any REAL mayhem.
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Someone spilled punch all over the floor. If Marge keeps walking with Artie, she'll step in it.
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Never fear! I'll just throw my jacket on the floor, losing the contents of my pockets, but saving Marge.
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D'oh!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium gameplay[edit]
Couple's Portrait[edit]
After tapping on Young Artie Ziff exclamation mark:
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Marge my dear, let us commemorate our Night To Remember by taking a picture for our future children's scrapbooks.
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Children?! I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.
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But Marge, don't you see how lucky you are? Being by my side, your fortune is guaranteed.
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But I have dreams and ambitions. I want to travel the world, or maybe go to college!
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Dear Marge, all you have to do is remain beautiful and keep clinging to the arm of Artie Ziff. What higher goal could a young lady have?
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Wait! I want to be in the picture too! I'm not dressed yet -- I hope nobody minds!
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Task: Make Young Springfielders Pose for a Prom Photo (4h, Prom Photo Booth, Young Barney)
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Really now, these little love slaps of yours are getting out of hand.
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You're the one who's getting out of hand, Artie! And there's no love in those slaps, so don't pretend otherwise!
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Ah Marge, you have so much to learn about the devil-may-care charm of Artie Ziff! Now how about some punch?
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That may get served up sooner than you think!
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Wow, they've got some problems to work out. I'm glad I've got my life all sorted out.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Solo Portrait[edit]
After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark:
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Alone on prom night, this is sadder than the saddest song I've ever heard.
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Dad was right, women are trouble. But TV never breaks your heart, except for the reruns.
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Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Stay in Focus (4h, Prom Photo Booth)
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*sigh* It's no use. I want to be mad at Marge, but just thinking about her makes me smile.
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There's gotta be something I can do to win her back! I can't give up yet...
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Or at least not until I thoroughly humiliate myself. It's the Simpson way!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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