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A Classless Reunion

A Classless Reunion Intro

After the user logs in on March 12th: Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion! You didn't burn it this time? Of course not! There's no way we can miss this. I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good... It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic! Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor! More importantly, they're serving roast pig! If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates! Task: Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig (6s, Simpson House) On a spit! Turning around and around and around... *annoyed murmur* Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Classless Reunion Pt. 1

After completing A Classless Reunion Intro: ...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it. Are knives and forks included? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So you're coming to the reunion tomorrow night? I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule. Well Barn, why don't you show up here at noon instead of five? That'll make up for the time you'll be away at the reunion. Noon?! I'm not waking up that early. Besides, I don't want to have to dig out my tux. Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky. Oh Homer, I can't do that again! I'm a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation! Task: Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Cling To His Dignity (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Collect Crowns [x200] If you do it, I'll buy you a beer. DEAL! Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up. Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator! How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer. You didn't go to high school with us, Moe. You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer. Wow. You already finished Homer's? Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Classless Reunion Pt. 2

After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 1: Marge, help me put on this girdle? That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle. Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom. And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what's this around your neck? It's my bib for the roasted pig – look, it's got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth! Task: Make Marge Get All Dressed Up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Get All Dressed Up (4h, Simpson House) Task: Collect Crowns [x200] Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat. SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Classless Reunion Pt. 3

After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 2: Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer? At the buffet. Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose. I'm sorry sir, the roast pig won't be ready for another hour. D'oh! Homer, let's dance. I'm not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion? Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig! If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Wait for Homer (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Wait for Food (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Collect Crowns [x250] Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique! Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town. I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear. I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy! I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance? I'm here with Homer! Looks like he's busy wooing the roasted pig! No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn't ready yet. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Classless Reunion Pt. 4

After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 3: Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me. What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment. Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy. I guess that's the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect. Aw, come here you lovable fool. I'll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I've got it! I've got it all, and I'll keep getting it! Everything comes to me! Comin' through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!! I didn't come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion! If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Streak (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House, Homer) If the user has Artie Ziff: Task: Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht (4h, Squidport Entrance) Task: Collect Crowns [x300] On job start: The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again! He left! Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Classless Reunion Pt. 5

After completing A Classless Reunion Pt. 4: Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance! *ring* The pig! I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was... Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate. Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles* Looks like we'll be in this line for a while. We can dance here. Task: Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away (4h, Reunion Dance Floor, Homer) Task: Collect Crowns [x400] We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now. We were dancing! Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job. Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF! No! The pig! You mouth off like that again and I'll take my business elsewhere! *belch* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Prize gameplay

Prom and Circumstance

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 1

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark: Prom time! You ready to party, Homer? Or are you still all broken up because Marge dumped you? Not me, I'm a party animal. This lone wolf is gonna howl! Awoo--- *crying noise* Not so fast, Simpson. Prom is for graduating students, and my records show you have an incomplete test in American History. No. I turned that test in yesterday. *sigh* Thirty seconds before the cut off. And he squeaked by with a barely passing grade. Very well then. Enjoy your prom... Oh, we will. *crying* Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Enjoy the Prom (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Stew in His Resentment (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) How can Simpson be graduating? The only thing he ever contributed to this school were tardies and fart jokes. He'd always score a point or two above failing. Damn these multiple-choice questions! The answer is always B or D. Don't worry, he'll slip up at some point tonight. And when he does, I'll be there! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 2

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark: There's Marge! She's with Artie. Wow! She looks so beautiful... She sure does! You think I've got a chance with her? Hey! She may have brutally rejected me, but that doesn't mean she's up for grabs! I'm gonna win her back! How? I have no idea, but I'll do it! Marge once told me, I have Juh-Nuh-Say-Kwa. Task: Make Prom Time Homer Practice Picking Up Young Marge (8h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Plot Against Prom Time Homer (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Excuse me Marge, could we talk for a minute? Not now Homer, maybe another time. Oof, that was painful to watch. Guess you'd better give up. Give up? She just talked to me again... and there "may be another time". This is progress! Buddy, you really got it bad. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 3

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark: Does my hair look OK? It feels a little flat. Simpson! Someone has spiked the punch! Ooo Barn, let's go get some punch! That punch has been disposed of. That's what we were going to do with it. *chuckles* Your wit is on a level with your schoolwork, Simpson. It's too late for flattery, Dondelinger. Come on Barn, we gotta rescue my hair. Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be at a Hair Loss (12h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Your hair looks fine, Homer. If you say so. Sometimes I think my hair is all I got going for me. I'd look like a freak without it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 4

After tapping on Chalmers' exclamation mark: Simpson and Gumble were in that bathroom for a suspiciously long time. They have to be plotting a prank. What else could keep those two in there for so long -- doing their hair? Two young men coming to the prom without dates? They must be up to some kind of mischief! Or they're just pathetic. No, it's all part of their master plan to distract us! We'll split up and patrol the room. Those two nitwits won't outwit us! Task: Make Prom Time Homer Be Completely Oblivious (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) If the user has Principal Dondelinger: Task: Make Principal Dondelinger Patrol Prom (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Have you got anything? Nothing. Whatever they're up to, they're playing it close to their tuxedo vests. The prom committee has wasted too much of my time for tonight to be anything but a massive success. We must not let them ruin this event! Well, we can't just throw them out. We could if they were carrying contraband. You mean plant evidence? You said it, not me. But I definitely implied it... so make it happen. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Prom and Circumstance Pt. 5

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark: I've lost track of Marge. Have you seen her, Barney? She's over there by the snacks, trying to keep Artie from looking down her dress. What is it that she sees in him? If I only knew... then I could start doing it too. All right Gary, what have you got to plant on Simpson? A can of beer. A can of beer? That's so cheap and ordinary, so lacking in flair. It's perfect! Task: Make Prom Time Homer Consider the Merits of Young Artie Ziff (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Chalmers Plant Evidence (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall or Brown House) The drop has been made. The rabbit is in the hole. I mean I put the beer can in Simpson's jacket pocket. Shhh! Good. We'll wait five minutes, then bust those rapscallions before they cause any REAL mayhem. Someone spilled punch all over the floor. If Marge keeps walking with Artie, she'll step in it. Never fear! I'll just throw my jacket on the floor, losing the contents of my pockets, but saving Marge. D'oh! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Premium gameplay

Couple's Portrait

After tapping on Young Artie Ziff exclamation mark: Marge my dear, let us commemorate our Night To Remember by taking a picture for our future children's scrapbooks. Children?! I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself. But Marge, don't you see how lucky you are? Being by my side, your fortune is guaranteed. But I have dreams and ambitions. I want to travel the world, or maybe go to college! Dear Marge, all you have to do is remain beautiful and keep clinging to the arm of Artie Ziff. What higher goal could a young lady have? Wait! I want to be in the picture too! I'm not dressed yet -- I hope nobody minds! Task: Make Young Springfielders Pose for a Prom Photo (4h, Prom Photo Booth, Young Barney) Really now, these little love slaps of yours are getting out of hand. You're the one who's getting out of hand, Artie! And there's no love in those slaps, so don't pretend otherwise! Ah Marge, you have so much to learn about the devil-may-care charm of Artie Ziff! Now how about some punch? That may get served up sooner than you think! Wow, they've got some problems to work out. I'm glad I've got my life all sorted out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Solo Portrait

After tapping on Teenage Homer's exclamation mark: Alone on prom night, this is sadder than the saddest song I've ever heard. Dad was right, women are trouble. But TV never breaks your heart, except for the reruns. Task: Make Prom Time Homer Try to Stay in Focus (4h, Prom Photo Booth) *sigh* It's no use. I want to be mad at Marge, but just thinking about her makes me smile. There's gotta be something I can do to win her back! I can't give up yet... Or at least not until I thoroughly humiliate myself. It's the Simpson way! Quest reward: 100 and 10