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The Rule of Two

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The Rule of Two
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Level 45
Required characters: Hank Scorpio, Nelson
Previous quest(s): You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4
The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 5

The Rule of Two is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 45 content update. It requires Hank Scorpio to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Hank Scorpio - Pleased‎ Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life.
Nelson - Angry Come back here, nerd!
Nelson - Grim When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino.
Hank Scorpio - Pleased *sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school.
Hank Scorpio I think he was picking up his daughter.
Task: "Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
Hank Scorpio Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?
Nelson Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test.
Nelson And US Senator.
Hank Scorpio The world needs leaders, Nelson.
Hank Scorpio And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition.
Hank Scorpio What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image.
Nelson You had me at megalomaniacal image.
Hank Scorpio So the very end?
Nelson I'm a slow learner.
Task: "Make Nelson Organize Bullying". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Nelson - Grim‎ The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus.
Nelson Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach.
Milhouse *ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause.
Hank Scorpio - Pleased Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner.
Hank Scorpio - Pleased What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?...
Hank Scorpio ...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10