The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide

The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Splash and Burn Required characters: Bart, Lisa, Homer Optional characters: Paul Flart, Milhouse, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): TheDevilAndTheDeepBlueSlide ID(s): 258002 - 258006 Previous quest(s): Summertime Blues Pt. 2 Next quest(s): Summer Splashin', Had Me a Blast

The Devil and the Deep Blue Slide is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Splash and Burn content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing Summertime Blues Pt. 2 Oh man, I'm so excited for Mt. Splashmore! Me too! Especially since they bought the infamous Devil's Deluge water slide and made it twice as dangerous! They did what with who now?! Lisa, The Devil's Deluge is only the most awesome and dangerous slide in the world. You even get to sign onto a class action lawsuit while you wait in line. It can't be that dangerous... It was voted "America's Most Dangerous Water Slide" eight years in a row and recently earned Water Park America's "Deathtime Achievement Award". *worried gulp* We're here! Okay, have a good time kids! If you get injured, just make sure someone's filming it for the future lawsuit. Task: "Collect Pool Floaties" (x175). Task: "Make Bart Rush to the Devil's Deluge". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Question the Water Quality". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Look for the Snack Bar". The job takes place at Fried Dough Stand, Hot Dog Cart, Hotdog Stand, Popcorn Stand, Peanut Cart, Devil Donuts Cart, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Come on, Lis, the line for the Devil's Deluge is only two hours long! *super worried gulp* Hold it right there, spikey hair kid. Me? Or my sister? You. *points at sign* *gasp* The dreaded "You must be THIS tall to go on this ride" sign! Have I been standing in front of that this whole time? *points at Bart* You're too short to go on the Devil's Deluge. No, I'm tall enough! Look! *stretches neck* Nope, short by an inch — and that's counting your hair points. Come on! Make an exception just this once! Please! Nope! What's your problem, dude? I mean, like who died and made you the Paul Blart of this water park? No one died. And the name isn't Blart, it's Flart. Paul Flart. You're a lame security guard, and your name is one letter off from the mall cop in that Kevin James movie?! Hey! I didn't come up with the name, I was born with it! It was out of my hands! Okay, Flart. But you best believe I'm getting on that super deadly slide. Don't even think about trying to sneak onto that slide, pal, because I got my eye on you. Plus, you're too short and might die if you go down it, which would be most unfortunate... Well, you can EAT MY SWIMTRUNKS, Flart. Stop saying my name like that! Whatever you say...FLART. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Swimsuit Homer

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Hey, Homer, I need your help distracting that water park cop weirdo. Why would I help you do anything? Please! All I need you to do is distract Flart so I can sneak onto the Devil's Deluge. His name is Flart?! Oh my God, what a dumb name! Okay, I'll help. That's all it took to convince you? *shrugs* Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. No, you're not. WHY YOU LITTLE! *getting choked* Case...in...point. *lets go* Touché. Task: "Collect Pool Floaties" (x175). Task: "Make Homer Dance to Distract". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Try to Sneak Onto the Slide". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Paul Flart is owned: Task: "Make Paul Flart Block Bart". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Look at me, everyone! I'm dancin' in a swimsuit. *awkwardly dances* I told Homer to distract the cop, not the entire water park! Shake it over here, baby! Momma's got a dollar bill ready to slip into those swim trunks. Uh, that's not really necessary... Here's a twenty then. *grabs Skinner's wallet* Mother — that was all of my cash. How am I supposed to pay for lunch now? *dancing* I hope my dancing doesn't distract anyone — especially any water park cops. Okay, I think the coast is clear for me to sneak onto the Devil's Deluge— Not so fast! Flart?! But you were supposed to get distracted by the dancing fat guy over in the lazy river! I knew you were going to try something like that. Which is precisely why I put the interns on drunk idiot duty. Can you believe we're allowed to still have interns? These kids think they'll actually get college credit for this... *points* Whoa, is one of the interns doing a backflip off Mt. Splashmore Mountain? *turns around* I don't see anyone jumping— *turns back* Wait, where'd you go? Aw man, he tricked me! *does a backflip off Mt. Splashmore Mountain* Smell you later, Flart! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Quiet Rivers Bundle

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 *blowing air into floaties* Ah man, there's a hole in my floaty... Milhouse?! I didn't know you'd be in this update! I wasn't supposed to be. I just happened to be at the water park today! Well, I'm happy to see that you were included. And...since you're here, you've gotta help me sneak onto the Devil's Deluge. I don't know, Bart. I usually stick to the less dangerous rides like "The Lazy Puddle", or "The Ankle Soaker" or "The SPF 60 Adventure..." But those are rides for babies who wear water diapers! *covering himself up* Yeah, you're right. Only babies wear water diapers — I'd never wear a water diaper... Anyway, I was thinking we'd sneak onto the slide with the classic "two kids, one trench coat" trick. That is a classic! But also a weird choice for a water park... You know, because why would anybody wear a trench coat at a water park... ... Sorry, I know it's not really my role to start poking holes in your plan. It's a great plan...great plan. Just get on my shoulders and let's trick this water park Flart-wad! Task: "Collect Pool Floaties" (x125). Task: "Make Bart Carry Milhouse". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Put On Their Disguise". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Paul Flart is owned: Task: "Make Paul Flart Be Suspicious". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Test the Park Water". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. I say, good sir, may I get on that slide? I believe it's called the Devil's Deluge. Are you sure you don't want to take off your coat before going down the slide? Uh, no, I need my coat because I'm from London and all Londoners wear coats! Are you okay? You're shaking all of a sudden, and kind of yelling at me for no reason. I'm not yelling — you're YELLING. *trips and falls over* I knew you weren't a Londoner! You don't even have a British accent! Great detective work, Flart. You two dummies are coming with me! Instead of walking down all these stairs, wouldn't it be faster if we took the slide down? Hmm, that would be faster... Wait, you're trying to trick me again. I'm not falling for your— *grabs inner tube* Milhouse, come on! Milhouse?! I can't! I'm too afraid to go down that slide! *grabbing Milhouse and Bart* That's it! I'm sending you two to the only place you can't escape in this water park! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Wavewalker

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 I can't believe we ended up in the water park's "Drunk Tank Dunk Tank". Yeah, if you're going to put us in water park prison, it should at least match our crime. We're kids — and this place is filled with weird, smelly drunk people. *belches* I'm not drunk. I just accidentally drank one of those floating chlorine thingies thinking it was a piña colada! Nor am I imbibed with the sirens' spirits! All I've got is a brief spell of scurvy and some light indigestion on account of my IBS! Yeah, yeah, everyone in prison says they're innocent... *walking up* Whoa, "Drunk Tank Dunk Tank" — "dunk a drunk and win a prize". *throws ball* *falling into dunk tank* Arrrr, me wooden peg leg is not waterproof! My turn! *throws ball* Got him! *falling into tank* How is this legal?! *belches* Bart, we need to get out of here before we start getting dunked! My floaty is out of air! I'll drown! Relax, the moment Flart gets distracted, we're making a run for it. Look, Lisa's walking up to Flart! Mr. Flart, you have to close the water park! We have an emergency situation. An emergency?! The kind where I need to run away and hide or the kind I can safely ignore? Can you safely ignore what may be the dawn of one of the greatest ecological disasters in human history? I'm guessing...no? Look at the results from these water tests I conducted! Come on! Now's our chance. But I wanted to see the water test results. We will — after the quest objectives are completed. Task: "Collect Pool Floaties" (x125). Task: "Make Lisa Expose Tainted Water". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Paul Flart is owned: Task: "Make Paul Flart Make Excuses for Tainted Water". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Bart Sneak Out of Water Park Jail". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Follow Bart Out of Jail". The job takes place at Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. We're aware that bacteria is a thing, little girl. That's why we use whatever that chemical is that makes your eyes burn to keep everyone healthy. Look, I'm not talking about normal water park bacteria. The water quality here is so poor that you've managed to breed chlorine-resistant bacteria! Okay. And that's bad? It's an emergency! Okay, okay! Let me take the inmates out of the "bacteria" filled dunk tank, and then I'll call the top brass to get this sorted out. Wait, where'd they all go? Those two criminal cadets exited starboard and are headed north at fifteen knots. I know exactly where they're going... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Devil's Deluge

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Devil's Deluge, here we come! But Bart, what about the attendant? *snoring* You were saying? Uh, look, Bart, you go ahead. That slide looks cool and all, but...but it's not safe. Of course it's not safe, you big baby. That's the whole point! Hey! *pant* Come...back...here! *gasp* Milhouse, it's now or never! I choose never. If I die, tell everyone I died doing what I love most! *goes down slide* Task: "Collect Pool Floaties" (x205). Task: "Make Bart Dive Onto the Slide". The job takes place at Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Paul Flart is owned: Task: "Make Paul Flart Dive After Bart". The job takes place at Devil's Deluge, Mt. Splashmore Slide, Wavewalker, Water Toads, Waterslide Tree, Unoriginal Log Ride, Water Show Fountain, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Squidport Entrance, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Gotcha! Hey man, let me go! *shoves Flart* Careful, kid, this deadly slide isn't that stable — WHOA! *slide starts to collapse* I'm falling! I got ya, kid! *grabs Bart and helps him to hold on* We just gotta hold until the fire department gets here. Okay! We can do this together. Wait, what's wrong? Curse my sweaty palms! *slips and falls, grabs Bart's ankles on the way down* AAARH! Can't...hold us...both up! *slips and falls* We're all gonna die! They're going to...land in the Lazy Puddle kiddie pool? Oh God, kid, you landed on my collarbone. And my spine. And my bad knee. *groans* We...we made it! That was great! I didn't know there was going to be a stunt show. That wasn't a stunt show, that was our son! Quest reward: 200 and 20 H2WHOA!

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Blow Up Pool Floaties Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Wiggum, Milhouse, Brockman, Sea Captain 4h Kiddie Pool, Klub Krusty Pool, Danger Pool, Pool, Jay G's Pool, Simpson House 5, 45 Steal Pool Floaties From Work Paul Flart Mt. Splashmore Slide 8, 70

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the short story "The Devil and the Deep Sea" by Rudyard Kipling.