| Beach Reporter Bingo
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Beach Reporter Bingo is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Splash and Burn content update. It requires Swimsuit Brockman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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Arnie, did you see that memo? Who the heck is this new reporter?!
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Oh, Madison? She's taking over for me on the Spring Break Beach Beat.
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So, you lost your free vacation gig?
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Hey, you're the one who should be worried. Everyone knows that the spring break coverage puts you on the fast track to the anchor desk.
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How come they never asked me to take over?
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The networks are all about getting younger these days, and your personality doesn't really scream "spring break".
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That's outrageous! Kent Brockman isn't too old for anything!
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Task: "Make Kent Brockman Throw a Fit". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
If Arnie Pye is owned: Task: "Make Arnie Pye Laugh at Brockman". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
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I demand that I be sent to spring break!
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I'll even wear my official Channel 6 swimsuit.
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Since when did we get Channel 6 swimsuits?
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At the wrap party last year...
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What? I thought we weren't doing wrap parties anymore.
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Well, I didn't know this would be breaking news for you...
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I don't understand.
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Well, after you got drunk and started throwing beer bottles out of the helicopter last wrap party, you sort of got banned from them.
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But that wasn't my fault! I get nervous at work functions, and it was an open bar!
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Hey, if it's any consolation, this year's party didn't feel the same without you.
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Thanks, Kent.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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I'm not sure why the station insisted you come with me. I can handle covering spring break by myself.
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I've covered spring break for twenty years. It's not as easy as it looks.
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What? All we have to do is go to parties and interview drunk people saying dumb things, then talk about public safety...
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But it's harder than it looks to get let into the parties, let alone get someone agree to be interviewed.
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Ma'am, can you tell us where the "hip" parties are happening?
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Get out of my face, news creep!
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Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Look for a Party". The job takes place at One Plate Maximum Buffet, Overpass Diner, Dead Lobster, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
If Arnie Pye is owned: Task: "Make Arnie Pye Eat an Early Dinner". The job takes place at One Plate Maximum Buffet, Overpass Diner, Dead Lobster, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours.
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Young man, can you help us find a party?
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Whoa, man! I don't know how to find nothin'!
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Why are you talking to my crotch?
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Where else would you be hiding a wire, man? You're a cop, right?
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No.
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Oh, then I'll show you where the party's at.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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See, the parties are all happening at Hidden Cove.
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Thanks, Otto.
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Now this is Kent Brockman coming to you live from spring break where I have completely blended in with the young people enjoying the time off from their important college studies.
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As you can see, it's antsville here by the beach, as the kids are flipping their lids and having a shindig. If you can't make it this year, all I can say is: ain't that a bite!
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Good grief, Kent, do you want to see if the kids are doing the Charleston next?
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They're doing the Charleston? Where? Let's get that on tape!
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| Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Report on Spring Break". The job takes 4 hours.
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Hello, fellow young partygoer, seems like there are a lot of doll dizzies at this spring break, like that young fellow over there. Do you think he's a ducky shincracker?
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What? Who let this creepy old guy into the party?
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Old?! I'm not old! I have network heat!
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Alright "youngster", I think you better head back to your room...
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Well, I could use a nap. Being young is exhausting!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
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So far this trip has been a bust, but if there's one thing Kent Brockman believes in, it's encouraging others to work hard for his success!
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Arnie, hit the streets and — hey, where is everyone going?
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A hurricane out in the ocean has changed direction and is heading this way!
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Also I just heard that the SprawlMart has Yaystation 5s in stock.
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A hurricane? Come on, Kent, let's get out of here before traffic gets crazy.
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Leave? Are you crazy? Everyone knows the fastest way to get network attention is covering a natural disaster.
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If we're lucky, maybe some spring breakers will get washed out to sea! I'll practice my sad face just in case.
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| Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Do a Weather Report". The job takes 4 hours.
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That was the hardest I've worked since I coached that youth charity soccer team.
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You spent the whole match playing with your smart watch and yelling "Soccer harder!"
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But this trip will all be worth it now that the networks have noticed me.
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Actually, we didn't get picked up by the networks. Turns out a kid fell down a well in Shelbyville.
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Nothing gets ratings like a kid falling down a well — stupid kids!
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On the plus side, the video I posted on the Birdie app of you getting hit in the face with a fish has gotten half-a-million likes.
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I figure we can double that if we can get a shark to bite you on the—
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Forget it, Arnie. Let's just go home.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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