| Mild-mannered
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mild-mannered is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Powers content update. It requires Everyman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark
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Now that things are back to normal, I want to hang up my cape and live a regular life.
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You could stay with me! You could work in the store, and maybe if you wanted, we could do some superhero roleplaying?
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Let's not make this weird, all right? We're just two adult men whose lives revolve around superheroes.
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Sure, I won't make things weird. If you'll excuse me, I need to take down the many, many posters of you in my bedroom.
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Task: "Reach Level 13 and Place Android's Dungeon".
Task: "Make Everyman Pack Up His Belongings Almost Immediately". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 8 hours.
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Why are your things packed up? Is it because there's termites, and these boxes labeled "Moving" and "Never Coming Back" were the only boxes you could find??
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Oh, you're here. I was trying to avoid this. Look, you're clearly using me for my fame, so it's time for me to move on.
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But what about all the memories!? The fun, the joy, the headshots I made you sign by putting a pen in your hand while you were sleeping?!
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This is exactly what I mean! You're making me sign an autograph right now! Goodbye!
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Worst. Breakup. Ever.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Welcome sir, what can I do for you?
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I'm trying to start my life over and I wanted to apply for a job.
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Your resume is pretty thin -- I'm not sure what "Superhero" has to do with this job.
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Well, I used to spend my days dodging bullets and dealing with crooks...
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That is 75% of the job! Turn that cape around to become an apron -- you're hired!
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| Task: "Make Everyman Work at Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark
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The Kwik-E-Mart's great, but how am I ever going to save up for the American Dream -- a studio apartment and a bus pass?
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You think you can get by on just one job?! I have at least twenty.
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Only twenty?! I've worked every job from postman to delivery guy, taxi driver to chauffeur!
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I don't think I'm qualified for any other jobs.
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I'll put in a squeaky word for you at the Krusty Burger!
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Everyman Work at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 8 hours.
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I finished cleaning the fryer, restocking everything...
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...cleaning the bathroom, and cooking all of next week's burgers.
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That explains the complaints I got from your coworkers.
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I didn't do it right?
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No, you did it too well -- you made 'em look bad! I'm docking your pay!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Everyman, why the long, extremely handsome face?
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The harder I work, the further I fall behind. I'm so ashamed.
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Oh, that. I just drink at Moe's every night to avoid feelings like those...
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..and to enhance my feelings of knowing which plays football coaches should've called after the fact.
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Would drinking at Moe's help me forget my troubles?
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Of course! And to prove it, I'll let you buy the first round!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Everyman Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Everyman!? Why are you sleeping in an alleyway?
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Huh? I must have drunk too much at Moe's last night. It doesn't matter, I belong out here in the gutter. I'm a failure.
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A failure? Your drunken, passed-out body just tripped Jailbird after he swiped a purse. You're a hero!
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Wow, I guess I am! I fulfilled the American Dream -- getting famous for doing nothing!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fly to every bar in Springfield!
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a drunk guy who won't stop telling you the same story over and over. It's EVERYMAN!
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| Task: "Make Everyman Practice Superhero Landing". The job takes place at a Brown House* and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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