| Long Winded
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Long Winded is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Powers content update. It requires The Rambler to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Grampa, Grampa!
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What is it, sweetie?
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Someone stole my science project! I need it for school tomorrow or I won't be able to keep my perfect GPA.
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This looks like a job for...
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...the terror in the night. The criminals' worst nightmare, the true symbol of justice...
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...the dashing and elusive, but always inclusive. Hero of all heroes...
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The Rambler!
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| Task: "Make The Rambler Bore Criminals to Sleep". The job takes 4 hours.
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Oddly, these adult career criminals don't know anything about a child's school project.
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I need to go back and investigate the scene of the crime.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Rambler's exclamation mark
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What's this toothpick doing by the front door?!
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Homer must've dropped it -- he's always getting free samples at restaurants.
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No way this toothpick was Homer's -- it's got broccoli residue on it.
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It belongs to the culprit that stole Lisa's science project.
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Speaking of broccoli, this reminds me of the time-
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Well look at that, Grampa, sounds like the laundry is done. I would love to stay and talk, but those socks aren't going to match themselves.
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No one thought it would work, but the original James Bond was made out of broccoli...
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...hello? I'm just talking to myself again. Better go to the Gulp 'N' Blow to investigate this toothpick.
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Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Gulp 'N' Blow".
Task: "Make The Rambler Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow". The job takes place at Gulp 'N' Blow and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Rambler's exclamation mark
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Dead end at the Gulp 'N' Blow...
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If I was a thief, I would be looking for a discreet hideout.
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Hey Dad, what are you doing?
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*sputters* I'm not your Dad! I'm The Rambler!
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Whatever. Have fun with your stupid make-believe game. I'm going to Moe's.
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It's not a game. I'm a real hero.
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*chuckles* Yeah, I'm a hero too after about eight beers!
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I'll show him, and everyone who ever called me old! That house looks suspicious, I bet the thief is hiding in there!
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| Task: "Make The Rambler Investigate the Brown House". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Yaarr! What are ye plans with me peg leg in ye hand?
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That wasn't a toothpick I found, it was a splinter from your peg leg!
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Now make with Lisa's science project!
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Lisa's science project?! I couldn't have stolen it!
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I have an alibi -- I was stealing Janey's project that night!
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*sputters* I was sure I found it this time. Oh, I give up.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey Grampa, why are you crying?
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I'm a failure! Someone stole your sister's science project and I can't figure out who did it.
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Oh, that's all? I saw it at Milhouse's house.
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*sputters* Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
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You never get to be The Rambler. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
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I hate thunder! I've got way too much of it! I can't give enough of it away!
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Task: "Reach Level 8 and Place Van Houten House".
Task: "Make The Rambler Break Into Van Houten House". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Mr. Simpson! What are you doing in my house?
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You stole Lisa's science project in some childish hope to win her affection...
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Uh, actually, I took it. I thought I could pass it off as my own idea at my big 'board meeting.
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But Dad, you're a sign spinner. You don't have board meetings.
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No, 'Board is short for the cardboard our signs are made out of. There's an apostrophe at the beginning.
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Lisa's solar powered windmill project would've changed the sign spinning biz!
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You'd better hand it over or you'll be spinning a sign in front of the hospital!
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I wish! They give their sign spinners water breaks!
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| Task: "Make The Rambler Return Lisa's Science Project". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Grampa! You found my science project!
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That's right, it was easy once I doggedly pieced together a bunch of incorrect clues and then your brother told me where it was.
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So ...is that it?
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Yep!
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You aren't going to tell me a long, rambling story that veers from the original point and makes me fall asleep?
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Honestly? It gets tiresome pretty quickly.
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You can say that again!
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No thanks!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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