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Marge at the Bat

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Marge at the Bat
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Marge at the Bat
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Mr. Burns, Aristotle Amadopolis, Smithers, Homer, Comic Book Guy, Marge, Softball Mr Burns, Tennis Marge
Optional characters: Lenny, Barney, Disco Stu, Carl, Baseball Jasper, Moe, Zutroy

Marge at the Bat is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Marge at the Bat content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Mr. Burns - Shouting Smithers! Get your pasty-white dress shirt in my office right this minute!
Smithers I'm already here, sir. Gazing at you silently like I do all night while you sleep.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Well, stop being creepy and get me Aristotle Amadopolis! We have a feud that needs settling.
Aristotle Amadopolis I too have been here the whole time, with the aid of several bugs I've planted in your office.
Reward: Aristotle Amadopolis
Task: "Make Burns Get Into a Net Worth Measuring Contest". The job takes place at the Control Building, requires Aristotle Amadopolis, and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Scrub the Office for Bugs". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Shouting Curse you, Amadopolis, you swarthy Greek salad! We'll settle this dispute once again with a baseball game. Only this time my team will win!
Aristotle Amadopolis - Annoyed But your team won the last time.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed It did? Jeez, my memory isn't what it used to be. I should do more crossword puzzles.
Aristotle Amadopolis A rematch would be my pleasure. I'll see you on the blood diamond.
Mr. Burns - Thinking Curse you, you swarthy Greek salad! Oh God, now I'm repeating myself?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark
Smithers So, sir, would you like me to call up the ringers again?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Ringers? No, that didn't work last time.
Smithers - Eye Roll Actually, it did. You won, remember? No, of course you don't.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I've seen a lot of baseball movies. What we need is a band of misfits: a nerd, a fat guy, an angry guy, and a coach who doesn't care if we win.
Smithers How many baseball movies have you seen exactly?
Mr. Burns - Happy Just one so far: the Bad News Bears. I hope Part Two is as good as Part One.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Print Out Sign-Up Sheets". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Watch The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Shouting Dreck! Utter dreck! We'll never win with a team of misfits.
Smithers So you want to go with the ringers then?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed No, that's just what you say before you add a cool guy and a girl to your roster, causing the team to gel. Don't you know anything about baseball?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Softball Mr Burns

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Annoyed Burns is forming a baseball team again? Baseball was lame then, and it's lamer now!
Carl It's like the old man's run out of ideas. Or some old men somewhere have.
Lenny We should totally not sign up for this.
Homer Look, Mindy signed up in the slot for "Girl".
Lenny - Yay There's a girl on the team. Sign me up!
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Sign Up as the "Nerd"". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Sign Up as the "Fatty"". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Sign Up as the "Angry Guy"". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
If Disco Stu is owned: Task: "Make Disco Stu Sign Up as the "Cool Guy"". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Skeptical These selections are really iffy. Disco Stu is the "cool guy"?
Disco Stu - Sad Disco Stu is hurt by your line of questioning.
Homer - Confused And Comic Book Guy is the "angry guy"? He seems harmless.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed Just wait until someone makes a canonical mistake on the message boards. I'll be on them like a hawk.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Angry You're playing sports with Mindy from work?! Over my dead body!
Homer - Cautious Well, it's me playing sports... so it's probably going to result in MY dead body.
Marge - Serious Mr. Burns! I demand you take Mindy off the team.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed But we need a woman. You can't have a team of misfits without at least one woman. And no more than one woman.
Marge - Happy Well the only woman Homer is going to be breaking a sweat around is yours truly!
Task: "Make Marge Sign Up For The Team". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Fire Mindy Without Cause". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Marge - Happy Thank you, Mr. Burns. I probably should have mentioned earlier that I know nothing about playing baseball.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical You can't play? Then excellent, you'll be the coach!
Homer - Surprised What?!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Those who can't do, teach. Or coach. All that matters is that they're in a position of power over those who know what they're doing.
Krusty - Thoughtful Like non-writing Executive Producers?
Mr. Burns Exactly.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Tennis Marge

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tennis Marge - Happy All right, team! Who wants to catch some fly balls? And as a unrelated question, can anyone here hit fly balls?
Softball Mr Burns What's going on here?! You call this a practice?
Tennis Marge - Annoyed I did in the email I sent out to everyone.
Softball Mr Burns - Angry They'll have plenty of time to learn to catch and hit in the game. Practice is about fleshing out the characters.
Softball Mr Burns The nerd should be missing plays because he's watching other people play baseball on his laptop.
Softball Mr Burns And the angry guy should just be getting really mad and yelling at everyone.
Comic Book Guy - Angry That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Softball Mr Burns - Happy That's more like it.
Task: "Make Team Members Practice in Weird Ways" (x3). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 4 hours.
Softball Mr Burns - Happy Excellent. I like how the cool guy spiked the Gatorade when no one was looking.
Tennis Marge - Surprised He did what now?
Disco Stu - Sad Disco Stu has an issue with alcoholism too.
Softball Mr Burns Now I want everyone to go home and get into giant arguments with their loved ones.
Softball Mr Burns Then tomorrow I want the best player on the team to quit, but change his mind at the last minute because of something his dad says.
Softball Mr Burns - Happy Great practice, coach!
Tennis Marge - Sad But I didn't even get to bring out my orange slices.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters who can do the job include:

Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Baseball Jasper, Moe, and Zutroy

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Our team is ready. I found out our nerd only got an 1100 on his SATs. Can you help me, Lisa?
Lisa - Sad I don't think I should. I turned into a real monster that week I coached Bart's team.
Marge But you won the championships.
Lisa - Eyeroll Actually, we lost. You should do more crosswords, Mom.
Marge - Nervous Please, I need your help. The game is tomorrow and I haven't even started slicing oranges yet.
Lisa Well, I guess I could crunch some stats with Sabermetrics.
Marge - Happy Great, and after you eat you can help me with the team.
Task: "Make Lisa Crunch the Numbers". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Prepare Orange Slices". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Softball Mr Burns - Happy All right, team! I've got a good feeling about today. This game is going to be as good as Bad News Bears Go To Japan!
Lisa - Worried Actually, Mr. Burns, I ran the numbers and our chance of winning today is zero. Which, coincidentally, is the Rotten Tomatoes score for Bad News Bears Go To Japan.
Softball Mr Burns - Annoyed Young lady, I've had it up to here with your pessimism. And your hip 1990s "big data". The Bad News Bears won, didn't they?
Lisa Actually, they famously lost.
Softball Mr Burns - Angry Curse my memory!
Tennis Marge - Surprised Does anyone know what positions they're supposed to play?
Task: "Make Marge Manage the Bullpen". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Burns Do Crosswords". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Team Members Fall Apart" (x3). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 4 hours.
Tennis Marge - Surprised My God, this is a disaster!
Lisa - Sad I know. We're down by twenty runs, and there's only one inning left.
Tennis Marge - Sad I was talking about these orange slices. I meant to make the first slice core-to-core, but I must have done it around the middle.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Baseball Jasper

Characters who can do the "Fall Apart" job include:

Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Baseball Jasper, Moe, and Zutroy

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Serious Okay Homer, this is your moment to shine. All you have to do to win the game is take a ball to the head like last time.
Homer - Blort *oof*
Tennis Marge - Surprised Homer! Are you okay?
Homer - Sleepy Did we win?
Tennis Marge - Sad No, we're not at bat yet. You let the ball hit you in the head while you were fielding. I think you have a concussion.
Homer - Dreamy I'm going to sleep for a little now.
Task: "Make Homer Sleep During His Concussion". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Team Members Lose Game" (x3). The jobs take place at the Control Building and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Cut More Oranges While Worrying About Homer". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Smithers - Sad I'm sorry, Mr. Burns. Your team just lost.
Softball Mr Burns In that case, I'll stop doing this crossword. Ah yes, my brain's already starting to forget things. And 3-2-1...
Softball Mr Burns - Happy We won!
Tennis Marge - Sad *sigh* Well, that game was humiliating.
Lisa Yeah. But on the upside, we lost by the exact number of runs that I predicted.
Bart - Happy And I can confirm that, because I bet that we'd lose by that much and won a bunch of money!
Tennis Marge Is Homer still sleeping?
Bart It looks like it. But at least he's not snoring anymore.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Referee Homer

Characters who can do the "Lose Game" job include:

Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Baseball Jasper, Moe, and Zutroy