Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

Oppose (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

―Jasper Beardley

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

Oppose (2)

1. Out of context, I don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. It doesn't work too well out of context. Some quotes seem funny as you remember them with their context, but then they are not that funny without their context. Happens very often. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:48, March 31, 2015 (EDT)

"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched."

―Lisa Simpson

I like this quote more than the other from this episode. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 03:43, January 6, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. I also like this one. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Co-Dependent's Day"

"I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!"

―Homer Simpson

This makes me laugh every time. The Solar Dragon 15:16, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. Heh. This is a good one. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:06, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"The Color Yellow"

"Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia."

―Grampa Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Oppose (1)

1. I just don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"The Color Yellow"

"If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."

―Homer Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"

"We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"

―Homer Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"

―Marge Simpson

"I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."

―Homer Simpson

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!"

―Homer Simpson

A fun Homer quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. Made me laugh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Kamp Krusty"

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

―Homer Simpson

A hilarious quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)

"Kamp Krusty"

"Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."

―Miss Hoover

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)