Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart

Support (2)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

2

"Me fail English? That’s unpossible."

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (5)

1. Ralph is great. Everything he says is hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Yeah, I agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. Yep --Smiley12 was here at 07:45, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
4. A classic Ralph quote. -- Mythigator 21:47, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
5. You get my vote. --Teyandee 17:31, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

3

"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson

Neutral (2)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

4

Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"

―Ralph Wiggum

"Ralph, are you almost finished"

―Seymour Skinner

"I finished before we came in"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (3)

1. One of my favorite Ralph moments. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. My favourite Ralph quote and better than the others. Josegiraffio 16:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
3. Great. Really makes me smile unlike the other Ralph moments. Shows his potential and troubles. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 91.111.69.145 (talk) 13:57, July 18, 2010

Comments

• This is one of my favourite Ralph moments of all time. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:11, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz

Support (3)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

6

"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

7

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (3)

1. I think this is great! Got my support!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
2. I think the full quote was "Didn't you hear Marge? They have the Internet on computers now!" --Smiley12 was here at 21:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like it locke97 6:04 july 8 2010

Oppose (1)

1. Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

8

"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson

Support (1)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9

"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing

10

"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson