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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 4 "Lisa the Vegetarian" 4.1 Support (2) 4.2 Neutral (0) 4.3 Oppose (0) 4.4 Comments 5 Twitter 5.1 Support (2) 5.2 Neutral (1) 5.3 Oppose (0) 5.4 Comments 6 "Two Bad Neighbors" 6.1 Support (2) 6.2 Neutral (1) 6.3 Oppose (0) 6.4 Comments 7 "Blood Feud" 7.1 Support (0) 7.2 Neutral (0) 7.3 Oppose (0) 7.4 Comments 8 "The PTA Disbands" 8.1 Support (2) 8.2 Neutral (0) 8.3 Oppose (0) 8.4 Comments 9 "Treehouse of Horror IV" 9.1 Support (2) 9.2 Neutral (0) 9.3 Oppose (0) 9.4 Comments 10 The Simpsons: Tapped Out 10.1 Support (0) 10.2 Neutral (0) 10.3 Oppose (0) 10.4 Comments

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Lisa the Vegetarian"

"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

A great Ralph line. -- Mythigator 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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Twitter

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. Yeah, I like it. Is it the first Twitter post by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Two Bad Neighbors"

"President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. YES. xD -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
2. I kinda like it. The quote is so off-the-wall that it'll make people click on the episode link to find what what the hell Marge is on about. -- Mythigator 11:17, 30 December 2012 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Blood Feud"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

―Homer

"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"

―Post Office worker

"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"

―Homer^[src]

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

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"The PTA Disbands"

"It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map."

―Marge

"Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there."

―Homer^[src]

lol, I love Homer's line. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. Good quote, and works well with just the dialogue. It doesn't need the [commentary inside the square brackets] to be funny or to make sense. -- Mythigator 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
2. O Canada! --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 19:37, 18 January 2013 (EST)

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• I wasn't sure whether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda establish more context. I dunno. I think this fixes it okay. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
• I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- Mythigator 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror IV"

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

I like this quote. --Fred (Talk • Contribs. • Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Support (2)

1. . :P --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
2. OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out

"We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses."

―Clancy Wiggum, to Waylon Smithers^[src]

I don't think we've had a featured Tapped Out quote yet. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 11:07, 25 January 2013 (EST)

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