Difference between revisions of "Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes"

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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 4 1 4.1 Support (3) 4.2 Neutral (0) 4.3 Oppose (1) 4.4 Comments 5 3 5.1 Support (0) 5.2 Neutral (2) 5.3 Oppose (0) 5.4 Comments 6 5 6.1 Support (3) 6.2 Neutral (0) 6.3 Oppose (0) 6.4 Comments 7 6 7.1 Support (1) 7.2 Neutral (0) 7.3 Oppose (0) 7.4 Comments 8 8 8.1 Support (1) 8.2 Neutral (0) 8.3 Oppose (0) 8.4 Comments 9 9 9.1 Support (0) 9.2 Neutral (0) 9.3 Oppose (1) 9.4 Comments 10 10 10.1 Support (0) 10.2 Neutral (0) 10.3 Oppose (1) 10.4 Comments 11 11 11.1 Support (0) 11.2 Neutral (0) 11.3 Oppose (1) 11.4 Comments 12 12 12.1 Support (2) 12.2 Neutral (0) 12.3 Oppose (0) 12.4 Comments 13 13 13.1 Support (2) 13.2 Neutral (0) 13.3 Oppose (0) 13.4 Comments 14 15 14.1 Support (1) 14.2 Neutral (0) 14.3 Oppose (0) 14.4 Comments 15 16 15.1 Support (0) 15.2 Neutral (1) 15.3 Oppose (0) 15.4 Comments 16 17 16.1 Support (2) 16.2 Neutral (0) 16.3 Oppose (0) 16.4 Comments

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

1

"Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."

―Homer to Bart^[src]

Support (3)

1. One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- Mythigator 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. Liam Spencer 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Neutral (0)

Oppose (1)

1. I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

3

"I call the big one Bitey"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (0)

Neutral (2)

1. Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- Mythigator 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

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Comments

One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — ^TheHomer ^{(Talk • Contributions)} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

5

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"

―Nelson Muntz^[src]

Support (3)

1. Good quote. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
2. Agree. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
3. I like this one. -- Mythigator 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

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"I like men now"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

Support (1)

1. >D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh! (Talk Page This-Away!) 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

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"The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

Support (1)

1. Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator!    Effluvium    talk    contributions    email   13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

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• A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- Mythigator 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

9

"I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off."

―Homer Simpson singing^[src]

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Oppose (1)

1. Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you"

―Homer Simpson to Marge Simpson^[src]

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1. This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!"

―Moe Szyslak^[src]

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1. Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

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"English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Support (2)

1. A great quote from a great episode. Josegiraffio 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
2. Love this scene. So funny. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Comments

• Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

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"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

―Ralph Wiggum after being pushed into a bush^[src]

Support (2)

1. Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
2. I like this quote. Ralph's great. Brassbandplayer 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

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"I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

―Queen Elizabeth II

"Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

―Prince Charles^[src]

Support (1)

I LOVE IT! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 173.24.145.219 (talk) 03:14, 1 September 2010

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"I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!"

―Milhouse Van Houten^[src]

Support (0)

Neutral (1)

1. I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

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"Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

―Kent Brockman^[src]

Support (2)

1. Quite long and would probably expand the page quite a bit but I like it. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 06:21, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
2. Yes! Effluvium 19:51, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

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Comments

It's one of the greatest quotes in the show, how could it not be featured? -- Brian McClure 21:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC)