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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/This Means Dino War Gameplay
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This Means Dino War
This Means Dino War Pt. 1
After the user logs in on October 15th:
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Dinosaurs are destroying this town…not that it wasn't already in ruins!
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Don't blame me. Blame dinosaur me! And while you're at it, could you put dinosaur me out of its misery?
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There's no need for anything rash! City Hall has contingencies for situations like this.
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The Springfield National Guard?
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Something with even more firepower…the Springfield Militia!
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Son solo cinco hombres en camiones monstruo!
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Translating for our English-speaking audience: "That's just five guys in monster trucks!"
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YEE-HAW! Translating for our non-Hillbilly-speaking audience: "YEE-HAW!"
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Task: Collect Hilarium [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Quimby Unleash the Springfield Militia (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Sideshow Mel Dramatically Rev His Engine (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Wish He Had a Monster Truck (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Grampa Demand Dinosaur Him Be Killed (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Grampasaurus Chase Monster Trucks Out of Town (2h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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My dinosaur posse will never be stopped by a bunch of yokels!
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Hey, I resembles that remark!
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And I take offense! But I shall not be vexed, for I am no yokel!
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Fine, four yokels and one pretentious Shakespearean-trained blowhard.
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That's better.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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This Means Dino War Pt. 2
After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 1:
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Maybe we can, er, negotiate with this monstrous Grampasaurus.
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This is America. We don't negotiate until AFTER we've dropped bombs.
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It's time to mobilize our army base.
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What is this "army" you keep talking about?
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We previously equipped an advanced military base to fight off the hideous, slime-ball Rigellians. No offense.
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We've been on Earth long enough to know that "no offense" means we should very much be offended!
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Task: Collect Hilarium [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Chalmers Demand a Military Response (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Chant "USA! USA!" (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Quimby Concede to Chalmers' Demands (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Kodos Be Deeply Offended (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Task: Make Kang Try to Settle Kodos Down (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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This Means Dino War Pt. 3
After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 2:
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Springfield doesn't have a formal military, so who's leading this operation?
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I'd be happy to lead from my hidden command bunker at 1223 Cowards Lane in Shelbyville.
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Damn it! Wipe that address from your memories.
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The Springfield town charter specifically designates all military operations be led by a descendant of Jebediah Springfield, and that means me!
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Is Chalmers really a descendant of Jebediah Springfield?
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He does kind of look like the statue — stone-faced, always up on a pedestal, has pigeon poop on his shoulders…
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Task: Collect Hilarium [x115] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Chalmers Take Command (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Enlist in the New Army [x3] (4h, Rigel 7 Military Base, Hover-Copter, Attack Helicopter, E.P.A. Hoverjet, WWII Tank, Marine One, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Review the Town Charter (4h, Town Hall, Geriatric Park Done, Geriatric Park Front Gate or Brown House)
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Listen up troops…and trolls.
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Callin' a troll a troll ain't very nice.
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Sorry, that's the school superintendent in me.
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When is it going to be time to blow things up?
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We're not blowing things up. We don't want to destroy the town.
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- fires rocket into the library*
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Oopsie...
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Maybe you should sit this one out.
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Ohhh, I want to shoot more boom-booms!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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This Means Dino War Pt. 4
After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 3:
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Chalmers couldn't lead those clowns to defeat Ralph Wiggum, let alone the dinosaurs — although Dad blowing up the library was cool.
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No, it's not cool. It's very NOT cool.
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Okay. Here's something "cool" — a monster from a trans-dimensional space called the "Over Under" is at the mall.
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In order to scare away the monster dinosaurs rampaging around town, we'll use a bigger monster like that to rampage around town.
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There is nothing that resembles logic in that plan.
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You have something better?
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I'm working on it.
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Until then, let's get us a big, scary monster to fight for us!
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Task: Collect Hilarium [x155] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Lisa Go to the Mall With Bart (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops) Task: Make Bart Try to Recruit the Over Under Beast (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops) Task: Make the Over Under Beast Try to Eat the Kids (2h, Rats Court Mall, Springfield Mall, Heavenly Hills, Sprawl Mart or Shops)
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Hey, there's my guy, Mr. Over Under Beast.
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REAAARAGH!
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Right. I have trouble with "hellos" too.
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We were wondering…could we talk you into chasing some raging dinosaurs out of town?
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Grohlorg?
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Payment? Uh, I've got…like four dollars.
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RHYEAARGHAR!!
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He's going to eat us!
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Maybe you should chip in a couple more bucks?
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SHUT UP AND RUN!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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This Means Dino War Pt. 5
After completing This Means Dino War Pt. 4:
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Go, Team Springfield! Blow those dinosaurs back to the Flintstones age!
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Do what the bald lout says! Attack!!
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We're doing it, sir! They're falling back!
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One more push and we'll have won the—
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Why is my mech suit shutting down?
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And my machine gun just stopped working!
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¡Ay, ay, ay! ¿Por qué mi tanque no se mueve?
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I agree with whatever the bee said. *burp*
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Quimby's running away!
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No, I'm not. I'm er…going on a fact-finding trip to Aruba!
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Task: Collect Hilarium [x195] Task: Tap Dinosaurs [x15] Task: Make Springfielders Battle Dinosaurs [x3] (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Brown House) Task: Make Mecha Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Brown House) Task: Make Quimby Try to Duck Out on the Battle (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Brown House) Task: Make Grampasaurus Lead Dinosaurs to Victory (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Brown House) Task: Make Chalmers Watch Equipment Fall Apart (4h, Cretaceous Park, Parking Lot Lot Lot, Homerball Pitch, Krustyland Parking Lot, Parking Lot, Catfish Lake or Brown House)
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Not so fast, Quimby! What happened to all of our anti-Rigellian military equipment?
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Awkward! Rigellians in the room.
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Uh, sorry. I mean, what happened to all of our "anti-dinosaur" military equipment?
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Well, er…I, er…may have, er…diverted some equipment funds to, er…build hotel rooms for, er…Geriatric Park, er...
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That's a lot of "ers" Quimby!
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Hotel rooms are very important to my, er, constituency outreach efforts.
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Am I a constituency effort, Joe?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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