Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Land content update/Premium Gameplay"

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Catamauling[edit]

Catamauling Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark: AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!! Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another. What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there? Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to- Must kill Itchy... Where'd he go? Task: Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy (8h) I can't find Itchy anywhere. Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world. No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Catamauling Pt. 1: I've never known a life without constant war. I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself. Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to- Hey Scratchy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Task: Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide (4h, Brown House) Hey, it's that cat from TV! Say something funny, TV cat! Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be. Yeesh. It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark: I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days. Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse. I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind? I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time. Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat. Task: Make Scratchy Grab a Bite (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend? That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee. It tastes like... waking up for the first time. That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark: Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke. The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME. The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer. Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come. Task: Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy (8h) He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into... Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver! At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever. You're talking silly. Want to fight? Want doesn't enter into it. What are our "wants" in a world where the only truth is war? Begin. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Catamauling Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark: Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought. If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun! Task: Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle (4h, Cartoon Set) My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death. Weird cat is weird! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Fight, Fight, Fight![edit]

After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark: Let's party! Ow! You cut off my toe! For crying out loud, cat. That's what we do. It's who... we... ARE. You're right. You've always been right. Itchy... LET'S PARTY! Task: Make Itchy and Scratchy Fight, Fight, Fight! (4h, Cartoon Set, Scratchy) That was great. Let's never not fight again. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand[edit]

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark: As a studio VP, my only job is to create shows that appeal to the common man. But obviously I can't do that if the walls in my office aren't precisely the right color. Let's see... what paint color says, "I'm a hard-working executive who only cares about creating shows..." Better clear my schedule for the next month while I ponder this... Task: Make Jeremy Study Paint Chips for a Month (8h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation) Hmmm...let's go with "white". Next up, fabric swatches for the couch. Better cancel all my meetings through August... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark: Finding shows for the common man would be a LOT easier if I had ever met one. That's it! I'll hire a common man as my assistant! Now to find the most common person on the planet... Task: Make Jeremy Interview Cletus (4h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation, Cletus) Mr. Spuckler, would you characterize yourself as a common man? Guh? You're EXACTLY how I've always imagined non-entertainment-industry people to be. You're hired! Duh-hey? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark: Cletus, as a common man, what do you want to see on TV? What makes you happy? When tha bear what lives out back an' has a taste for the young'uns hibernates for the winter. That's it! That's my new show! I need to create. Shine my shoes for me while I'm gone... Task: Make Jeremy Go for a Walk (8h) Task: Make Cletus Brew Shoe Shine (8h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation) Cletus, as we speak, five hundred Ukranian artists are right now animating our new show: "Barry the Hibernating Bear". Inspired by you, the common man! I just said I likes it when the bear sleeps. Who would watch a show about napping? ... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark: My new show is a bomb. I'm a failure! No you ain't, Mr. Jeremy! Shoot, you got prettier fingernails'n any lady ever! I'll give you my manicurist's number, my slack-jawed friend. But now it's time for me to go. Task: Make Jeremy Hand in His Notice (4h, Nickel 'N' Dime Animation) Time to use the many skills I've honed in my ten years as an entertainment executive. Ordering lunch, coordinating my tie with my socks, ordering coffee... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nickel 'N' Demand Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jeremy's exclamation mark: I've made a mistake! Television is all I know! Which is exactly like knowing nothing at all! I'll get my old job back. They need me. I'm so bland! That doesn't grow on trees! Task: Make Jeremy Make a Call (4h) Diane, it's Jeremy. I want my job back, but I'm not going to beg. Because you need me. I'm a loser with a track record of proven failure. Anything goes wrong, I'll be a perfect fall guy. What do you say? You had me at "loser". Quest reward: 200 and 20

Have a Blast![edit]

Have a Blast! Pt. 1[edit]

After building Itchy's Mine Field: Itchy's Mine Field! If we make it through without setting off any mines, we become Colonels in Itchy's Army! We get badges and everything! It's totally official! If I'm going in there, I'm blowing up every mine in the joint. That's the deal. ... Take it or leave it. I'm never going to make officer. Task: Make Youngsters Play in Itchy's Mine Field [x3] (4h, Itchy's Mine Field) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Have a Blast! Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Have a Blast! Pt. 1: Your kids detonated all the air bags in the Mine Field. Go reset them. Good luck making me do that! Read your ticket. By entering the park, you officially enlisted in Itchy's Army, a branch of the U.S. Department of Defense. He's right! This contract is ironclad. We belong to them... Now reset those mines, maggots! You don't have to yell. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS "SIR"! Task: Make Adults Reset Itchy's Mine Field [x5] (8h, Itchy's Mine Field) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Animation Complication[edit]

Animation Complication Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark: Hello, there! Will you be checking in to the Cartoon Motel? What? But this is a motel for cartoon characters. Correct. Would you like a room with a king size bed, or two queens? Uhhh... Do I look like a cartoon to you? I just... well, as a matter of fact... yes? You are a 2-D drawing. I am a 3-D, real, physical human being. You'd best get that straight. ...maybe I'll just work on the books for a bit... Task: Make Ms. Mouse Tackle Her Finances (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark: Mr. Mayor, I'm having trouble convincing Springfielders to stay at my motel. Well, if you want to attract real people like us Springfielders, maybe don't build a cartoon motel. I really don't follow. It's very simple. How can a living, breathing person like me sleep in a 2-D cartoon bed, or use a 2-D cartoon ice machine? But... but... Look, I'll come by with one of my top, er, aides. Have a room set aside and we will, er uhm, do an inspection. Task: Make Ms. Mouse Host Mayoral Meetings (8h, Cartoon Motel) Task: Make Quimby Use Cartoon Motel for "Meetings" (12h, Cartoon Motel) On job start: Mr. Mayor! I've prepared the business lounge for your use! What? No, my "aide" and I need a room. With a bed. A "bedroom", I believe is the term. What's the hold-up, Joe? I thought we were going to- In a minute, dear! Look, mouse, just give me the room. I'm not a cartoon, but I'll make it work! ... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark: The people in this town don't know that they're cartoons. I mean, they ARE cartoons, right? Homer's eyes are just black dots inside circles. And if you look at him from the side, he disappears. That's a cartoon, right? RIGHT? I must be losing my mind... I've got to make a change... Task: Make Ms. Mouse Contemplate New Business (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark: I just watched Homer eat twenty hamburgers and get hit by a garbage truck. Two minutes later, he's FINE. Dude is DEFINITELY a cartoon. Just focus on work, Ms. Mouse. That'll keep you sane. Task: Make Ms. Mouse Tidy up the Motel (4h, Cartoon Motel) On job start: *happily humming as she cleans* This is a stick-up, talking mouse! Open up the cash register and- Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize this was a cartoon establishment. My bad. Do you still want the money? Cartoon money? Uh, no. As a living, breathing person I use REAL currency: frosted pink donuts. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Animation Complication Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ms. Mouse's exclamation mark: If these people can't be proud of their cartoony nature, well, too bad for them. I accept it, and so unlike these Springfielders, I have inner peace. It's a great feeling. Another great feeling is knowing I have a big cartoon bomb, and tomorrow I'm going to blow up this nutso town. Ah, inner peace... Task: Make Ms. Mouse Relax in Hot Tub (12h, Cartoon Motel) On job start: Excuse me, Ms. Mouse? I'm here to do a health inspection of your kitchen. Oh, I don't cook in there. When I want food, I just take out my pencil and draw some. *chuckles* I get it, 'cause we're all cartoons. On job end: Wait! You know the truth! Sure! It's pretty obvious when you've been shot eighty-seven times and you're still alive. Yup, in this whole town, turns out I'm the smart one, and always have been. How's THAT for a major revelation? See, Sky Finger? All these years in, and we can still surprise ya. WIGGUM IS THE SMART ONE. Boom! Minds blown. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Happy New Year! Again...[edit]

Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 1[edit]

After building T.G.I. McScratchy's: Homie, what do you say we ditch the kids and have a little grownup time? There's a place on Parents Island where they ring in the New Year every hour, on the hour. Every hour? Then it must be the year one million in there! Let's find out what the distant future has in store! Task: Make Homer and Marge Go to T.G.I. McScratchy's (8h, T.G.I. McScratchy's, Marge) On job start: The future is every bit as drunk as science fiction promised us. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Happy New Year! Again... Pt. 1: Oh Homie, this is perfect. I don't want to leave. There's no need! We've rung in so many New Years in here, the kids are all off in college by now, or have families of their own. Oh. Now I'm getting a little empty nest syndrome... Task: Make Homer and Marge Ring in the New Year Again (4h, T.G.I. McScratchy's, Marge) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Soarin' Over Springfield[edit]

Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 1[edit]

After building Soarin' Over Springfield: Dad, can we go on Soarin' Over Springfield? Can we, can we? It's got a huge screen, and they suspend you off the ground, and it feels like you're flying. So... it's a crappy ride and an IMAX movie that's not even in 3D? Uh, right. Oh, and also Milhouse is going, and he throws up on every ride no matter how lame. THIS I GOTTA SEE! LEAD THE WAY! Task: Make Bart and Homer Ride Soarin' Over Springfield (4h, Soarin' Over Springfield) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Soarin' Over Springfield Pt. 1: Mom, can we go on Soarin' Over Springfield? Can we, can we? It's got a huge screen, and they suspend you off the ground, and it feels like you're flying. So... it's a crappy ride and an IMAX movie that's not even in 3D? Uh, right. Oh, and also there's a really long line. A CHANCE TO MEET AND TALK TO INTERESTING STRANGERS?! LEAD THE WAY! Task: Make Marge and Lisa Ride Soarin' Over Springfield (4h, Soarin' Over Springfield) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Squeaky Wheel[edit]

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: I'm applying for the job of Park Attendant? And what makes you especially qualified for this vital task? I've always been fascinated both with parks and attending. Furthermore- Spare me. Any idiot could do this. You're hired! Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Sell Park Tickets (4h, Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or Brown House) One adult ticket, please. Uh...sir, we have a seniors discount program... Oh, but I'm only 31... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: Kid, I'm reassigning you. From now on, you sell Itchy & Scratchy Money to our visitors. Thank you for this opportunity- Shut up, shut up! Have enough self-respect to hate this horrible job, will you? I'll do my level best, sir! Look, just take guests' real money and give them this fake money. Which they can only spend inside the park. Why would they want that? Yikes, who knows? Tell them it's fun. The fake money is a blast. Or whatever. Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money (4h, Visible or Visible at Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate) Would you like to buy some Itchy & Scratchy Money? Can we, Dad? Can we, can we? Hmm, it does look awfully fun... a real blast, that fake cash... Gimme a hundred bucks! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark: We'd like to sell our Itchy & Scratchy Money back, please. Uh, I don't know if that's allowed... But it's so much more FUN than boring real money. You'd be coming out ahead in the deal. I guess that's true... In fact, I think you should give us $200 real money for our super-fun Itchy & Scratchy bucks. It seems only fair... Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money (4h, Visible or Visible at Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate) We'd like to buy $200 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money, please. Except you can only spend it in inside the park, which makes it worth less than real money. I never thought about that... So you should probably give us $400 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money for our $200. That's a good point... This could go on all day... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: KIDS! It's time to go! Has anyone seen my kids? Sir, I believe I can help. Recently, I sold them $2,000 of Itchy & Scratchy Money and- $2,000! You idiot, they're kids! They could be anywhere! You've got to find them! Er...yes sir! Task: Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Desperately Search for Lost Children (8h, Attractions) If I don't find those kids, I could lose my promotion! It wasn't a promotion! Both jobs are awful! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Squeaky Wheel Pt. 5[edit]