D'oh-in' in the Wind/Quotes

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[After appearing in a recruitment film for Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the Screen Actors' Guild. He needs his middle name for the S.A.G. form, but only knows his middle initial.]

Homer: "Hey, Dad, what does the 'J' stand for?"

Grampa: "How should I know? It was your mother's job to name you, and love you and such. I was mainly in it for the spanking,"

Homer: "But I can't ask Mom; she's on the run from the law!"

Grampa: "Serves her right for being a 60s radical! [fondly remembering] Though she was a demon in the sack!"

[The family try to help Homer with the S.A.G. form.]

Bart: "Why not just make up a middle name?"

Lisa: "You might as well. You already made up a phony film credit."

Homer: "No! Homer Simpson never lies twice on the same form. He never has and he never will."

Marge: "You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application."

Homer: "Yes, but they were all part of a single ball of lies."

[In search of Homer's middle name, he and Grampa visit Groovy Grove Natural Farm, the commune where Homer's mom Mona went after leaving Abe. They meet Seth and Munchie, middle-aged hippies who now run a juice business at the farm. They remember Mona.]

Seth: "You know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick."

Munchie: "And a demon in the sack!" [They both chuckle.]

Grampa: "Oh, you heard about that, eh?" [He laughs.]

[Seth and Munchie go silent for a moment, glance at each other, and then laugh along with Grampa.]

[Having embraced the hippie liefstyle, Homer tries to get Marge to go along with him.]

Homer: "Marge, you've got too many hang-ups. Like, the whole shaving trip. Come on, I want to see those legs all furry and gross!"

Marge: "That ain't gonna happen, bub."

Homer: "Well, at least lose the bra. Free the Springfield Two, Marge! Free the Springfield Two!"

Marge: [grumbles] "I think you've had too much strawberry wine."

[While cleaning house, Marge notices an empty space where the couch is supposed to be. Then she hears a scream coming from outside. Investigating, she goes outside and sees that Maude Flanders is screaming at the sight of Homer lying naked on the couch, playing with his Frisbee.]

Maude: [still screaming] "Help! Oh, I've never seen anything like- [covers eyes] My eyes have been soiled!"

Homer: [standing up facing Maude] "Come on, Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing!"

[At Groovy Grove, Homer tries to get Seth and Munchie to go along with him to freak people out.]

Seth: "Yeah, an old-time freak-out sounds tempting, Homer, but [sighing] we've got a big order to fill."

Homer: [sarcastically] "Fine. I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for."

Munchie: "I suppose we could duck out for a couple of hours."

Seth: "Hey, we'll call it a business trip and write off the mileage!"

Homer: "Now your freak flag's flyin'! Let the freak-out begin!"

[The freak-out trio drive through Downtown Springfield. With the sunroof open, Munchie stands up in the car and blows soap bubbles in the street. Homer dons a jester's hat to take his turn.]

Homer: "Have no fear, the Cosmic Fool is here! To blow the lid off your conformist button-down world!"

Krusty the Clown: [derisively, as he rides a unicycle being pulled by a monkey on roller skates] "Weirdoes!"

[The trio pull up next to Marge and stop.]

Homer: "Hi, Marge. We're freaking out squares."

Marge: [annoyed and embarassed] "Oh, Lord ..."

Homer: "What's in your brand-new bag, Momma?"

Marge: "Oh, it's that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?"

Homer: [dismayed] "Marge, not in front of the hippies!"

[Behind Homer, Seth and Munchie chuckle.]

[The freak-out moves on to Springfield Elementary School, where the trio arrive at lunchtime, playing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on kazoos.]

Homer: [bursting into the cafeteria] "Hear ye, hear ye! The intergalactic jester proclaims this conformity factory closed!"

[The children cheer and quickly run out of the cafeteria, followed by the freak-out trio, leaving Principal Skinner standing in the cafeteria all by himself.]

Skinner: "Fifteen years of loyal service, and this is how they tell me? A jester with an invisible proclamation?"

[The trio return from the freak-out to find that Homer's Frisbee has ruined a whole batch of juice. Homer resolves to make things right by re-making the batch at night while Seth and Munchie sleep. His task accomplished, Homer greets them first thing the next morning.]

Homer: [to Munchie] "Good morning, starshine! [to Seth] Seth."

[Seth and Munchie notice the empty field and gasp.]

Munchie: "What's going on?"

Seth: "What happened to our crops?"

Homer: "I picked 'em, juiced 'em, and delivered 'em to every store in town. Your business is saved!"

Munchie: "But there weren't enough vegetables left to fill that order!"

Homer: "That's what I thought at first. But then I found the other garden behind the barn! The one with the camouflage netting."

Munchie: "Uh-oh."

Seth: "Homer ... those were our personal vegetables."

Homer: "Well, now the whole town can benefit from their nutrients."

[Stopped in traffic,Ned Flanders drinks the juice in his car, and is shocked at his hallucinations.]

Flanders: "Huh?"

[Teddy bears and skeletons cross the road and laugh.]

Skeleton: "Mornin', Ned!"

[Next, marching hammers cross the road, and one looks at Ned, showing that it has the Rolling Stones' "Lips & Tongue."]

Hammer Lips: "Pucker up, Ned!"

[The Hammer comes closer to Ned and attempts to kiss him. Ned screams.]

[The juice freaks people out all over town, including at the police station. Chief Wiggum notices Lou spinning in a chair, laughing and holding a bottle of juice.]

Wiggum: "Lou. Lou! Are you all right?"

Lou: "The electric yellow has got me by the brAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAain banana."

Wiggum: "I ... see."

[Wiggum grabs the bottle from Lou, dips a fingertip into the juice, and has a taste.]

Wiggum: "My God, it's nothing but carrots and peyote!"

Eddie: "Damn longhairs never learn, Chief."

Wiggum: "It's time for a good old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!"

Grampa: [Grabs Homer's arm] "Shame on you boy! Put some damn pants on then pull'em down! Cause it's time for a spanking!

Seth: "Get a load of captain bring down!"

Munchie "Whoa yeah whoa!"

Homer: [Grampa leads Homer away] "But i want to play in the mud to be a hippe!"

Grampa: "Never! But you need is good long hitch in Vietnam! There must be a enlistment tent around here somewhere."

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